Hilarious Online Dating Profiles

[SirStev0]

THis is classic... first her name is assofire. Not exactly a name i want to associate with a lady ... next well... just read her profile... i die on the last few lines...

lolzor

 

[Stunt]

Originally posted by: SirStev0
THis is classic... first her name is assofire. Not exactly a name i want to associate with a lady ... next well... just read her profile... i die on the last few lines...

lolzor

Lingerie, Welding, WoW...ATOT's dreamgirl!!

 

[Meatyone]

Here is a really great PROFILE on Jdate.com. This guy has actually gotten 3 messages from chicks interested in him.

 

[OVerLoRDI]

The AOL chick is nuts... reading that hurts. You have to like pronounce every letter out loud and it makes sense. How do people write like this? Don't they realize how idiotic they look?

 

[Hyperlite]

Originally posted by: SirStev0
THis is classic... first her name is assofire. Not exactly a name i want to associate with a lady ... next well... just read her profile... i die on the last few lines...

lolzor

nice! :laugh: no pics though...mabye thats a good thing?

 

[bennylong]

That's not a dude!?? Dude! That ain't cool! I love the friend testimonial though.

"Testimonials/comments from jdm70_jb85 favorites list
one of the sweetest, most honest and caring gals you could ever meet, so fellas give this one a chance because she's got a really big heart and is looking for a guy will love her for who she is you rock jenn

 

[The Pentium Guy]

I put my biodata on shaadi.com

"i worship brahma shiva and vishnu every day. one day brahma got mad at me so i offered him a plate full of ladoos and did namaskaram and 1008 thopukarnams. the next day i got hit by a cow - i wore a bright red shirt and cow struck me with its horns in my behind. unfortunately, i did not enjoy that feeling, but it made me mentally handicap for life.

i like to do the work hard. i study every day and say sarasvathi namasthubyam with vibuthi on my forehead. what i want is a wife tht can cook mango chutney and lassi. a parner that makes me smile when i pull out my belt and beat the children.

as a man of 401kg and 4'10 i am finding it difficult to find a partner. please look beyond the physical apperance.

god bless you."

 

[thespeakerbox]

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member1551797.htm#in

I am so glad you cannot zoom.

 

[The Pentium Guy]

Originally posted by: thespeakerbox
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member1551797.htm#in

I am so glad you cannot zoom.

Body Type
Prefer Not To Say

 

[luv2liv]

Originally posted by: pontifex
Text

and you gusy thought the 1st one was bad...

i faint! omg

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: luv2liv

Originally posted by: pontifex
Text

and you gusy thought the 1st one was bad...

i faint! omg

The sad thing is, someone has already done her without a condom!! What drunken idiot was this that would sleep with a man!???

"I am an easy going person. I love to hang out with people. I hate be in the house all the time, it drives me crazy. I got a 1 year old son. anything else u wanna know just ask...im not good at these description things....

First Date
I would like to do what ever we agree on a first date. Like i said im game for anything"

I BET!

 

[chowderhead]

here are some brutally honest personal ads

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: pray4mojo
who wants to go first...

Hahahaha...

Virgin looking to get laid

i like it when the guy is on the top, and i am on the bottom.

:laugh:

 

[bennylong]

It's Rosie O'Donnel!

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member2861579.htm#in

 

[luv2liv]

Originally posted by: bennylong
It's Rosie O'Donnel!

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member2861579.htm#in

you can go first
i'll past.

 

[OVerLoRDI]

Originally posted by: pontifex
Text

and you gusy thought the 1st one was bad...

wait that's a GIRL?!!??!!

 

[OVerLoRDI]

Originally posted by: pray4mojo
who wants to go first...

"Smells like flowers"... right.

 

[Stunt]

link

"Guitar riffs get me off"
"About Me:
I like live music and bands.
I like fun.
I like food.
I like reading eeeverything.
I like scary movies, and my toes in the sand.
And please no excessively crazy people."

Normal crazy people are ok...and food...so good I could live off it

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: chowderhead
here are some brutally honest personal ads

Those are awesome. That receptionist doesn't sound too bad.

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Originally posted by: thespeakerbox
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member1551797.htm#in

I am so glad you cannot zoom.

That's awesome.

Have children: Prefer not to say

Wow. Masterful deception there. Like fvcking carmen sandiego, with the cunning.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

First Date

I would have an elegant candle light dinner with asti and chambord, then go in front of the fire and start to kiss and make mad passionate love all night long on a bear skin rug.............

Wow... Eww

 

[leeland]

bm'd for home

 

[mrrman]

some of these makes me glad that I am single