Hilarious Online Dating Profiles

[Stunt]

I do the online dating thing, sometimes it's hilarious just reading some of the profiles out there. See if you can find any winners out there...

Brutal #1

"Body Type: Athletic"
"Profession: being myself"
but just look at all those interests..."Bubble Boy" "Mary Poppins" "Uncle Kracker" "October Sky"
:laugh:

I really shouldn't be laughing my ass off at this...

 

[tm37]

First look I thought it was a dude.

 

[Stunt]

Originally posted by: tm37
First look I thought it was a dude.

I would assume dude...but the profile clearly states Female.

 

[Juno]

so naughty

 

[Stunt]

Originally posted by: Juno
so naughty

Ughhhh "will if u like what u see hit me up"

 

[Stunt]

wow...

"S3XYBLOND3: bored with people...."
" Profession: student/ model"
"Interests: partying clubbing tanning"
"About Me: I am all about having fun. I am young and that's what matters now. I lead a very busy lifestyle and don't have time for losers!!! So don't message me if you aren't in my area and if you don't have a pic and if you are ugly then really don't bother at all!!!!"
"First Date: I want to be wined and dined, you better spoil me"

I'd still hit it...

 

[Stunt]

im the definition of sexiii bitch

"First Date: drunken miniput"
:laugh:

Again...I'd still hit it...

 

[Stunt]

crazyfungirl

"I know that most men are visual creatures, so I won't bore you too much with words. "

Damn, cute and smart...I'm sold

 

[OVerLoRDI]

Originally posted by: tm37
First look I thought it was a dude.

wait its a girl?

 

[Bateluer]

This one is the worst I've seen so far

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member2128439.htm#in

 

[Stunt]

Originally posted by: Bateluer
This one is the worst I've seen so far

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member2128439.htm#in

haha...I can't even read that...
Where's that AOL translater...

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Stunt
I do the online dating thing, sometimes it's hilarious just reading some of the profiles out there. See if you can find any winners out there...

Brutal #1

"Body Type: Athletic"
"Profession: being myself"
but just look at all those interests..."Bubble Boy" "Mary Poppins" "Uncle Kracker" "October Sky"
:laugh:

I really shouldn't be laughing my ass off at this...

you're right, you shouldn't because i don't see whats so funny...

 

[Viperoni]

I'm convinced the top one is a dood.

 

[Stunt]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Stunt
I do the online dating thing, sometimes it's hilarious just reading some of the profiles out there. See if you can find any winners out there...

Brutal #1

"Body Type: Athletic"
"Profession: being myself"
but just look at all those interests..."Bubble Boy" "Mary Poppins" "Uncle Kracker" "October Sky"
:laugh:

I really shouldn't be laughing my ass off at this...

you're right, you shouldn't because i don't see whats so funny...

Oops, looks like we have a disgruntled Mary Poppins fan in the house :laugh:

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Stunt

Originally posted by: Bateluer
This one is the worst I've seen so far

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member2128439.htm#in

haha...I can't even read that...
Where's that AOL translater...

i was gonna say the same thing..

 

[AudiPorsche]

that site hurts my brain

 

[JMWarren]

Interesting that the hot ones come from London Ontario. UWO!!!! I know I went here for a reason.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Stunt

Originally posted by: Bateluer
This one is the worst I've seen so far

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member2128439.htm#in

haha...I can't even read that...
Where's that AOL translater...

haha seriously

 

[KrillBee]

wow, lot of hot spoiled chicks that were posted above.

it will be funny when some of them turn really fat in 10 years.

 

[dj2004]

Lmao, first girl reminds me of Pat from SNL.

 

[PhoenixOrion]

damn, actually have lots of hot looking girls with pics for my area.

 

[EKKC]

WHY!!!

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: tm37
First look I thought it was a dude.

i didn't realize it was a girl until i got to the testimonial.

 

[doze]

Winnar

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

What's up with the testimonials at the bottom?

"Yeah I hit it. You'll love it!"

Are these references for some kind of freaky job interview?