Hmmmm....maybe that shoplifting charge wasn't so bad after all

[Wheezer]

http://www.azcentral.com/offbe...91009stripping-ON.html

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. - Police say a Wisconsin woman stripped in front of her children in an attempt to avoid arrest for shoplifting.

The Sheboygan Press reports that Julia E. Laack of Sheboygan was charged Friday with felony battery of a peace officer, resisting an officer, shoplifting and disorderly conduct.

The criminal complaint alleges she shoplifted beef jerky and a lighter Thursday at a store. Police went to her home. The complaint says she stripped to her underwear in front of her children and told officers they couldn't arrest her because she'd be naked.

The complaint says Laack then scuffled with the officers and exposed herself. It also indicates she'd been drinking.

Laack remains in jail Friday night. A man who answered the phone at her home declined comment.

 

[CPA]

I'm trying to figure out what the big deal is with her being in her skivvies in front of her kids. I do the same thing all the time.

 

[Mathlete]

Thats like 20 mi from me. Yep, lots of redneck entertainment rond these parts. I also find it hilarious that she was shoplifting beef jerky and a lighter, all she needed was a sixer of some PBR and it would have been a good night.

 

[nutxo]

A man who answered the phone at her home declined comment.

Poor guy

 

[SoulAssassin]

pics?

 

[Genx87]

I love that town. Always something hilarious coming out of it. Friend lives and works for the city of Kohler.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Uh, maybe resisting arrest, but battery? How does that make any sense? Was she really ugly or something?

 

[ViviTheMage]

SHEBOYGAN, hahaha. such a funny town.

 

[Onita]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Uh, maybe resisting arrest, but battery? How does that make any sense? Was she really ugly or something?

Is it hard to read four paragraphs?

"The complaint says Laack then scuffled with the officers and exposed herself. It also indicates she'd been drinking. "

 

[BoberFett]

Shop lifting beef jerky and a lighter. Think she's hot?

 

[NoCreativity]

That's what police get for messin with Sasquatch.

 

[oogabooga]

The complaint says she stripped to her underwear in front of her children and told officers they couldn't arrest her because she'd be naked.

Oh crazy lady

 

[Uppsala9496]

That town cracks me up.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Uh, maybe resisting arrest, but battery? How does that make any sense? Was she really ugly or something?

If she's shop lifting beef jerky and a lighter, I doubt she'll be winning any beauty contests. Her strippin was the act of battery on the officers as it was probably akin to poking them in the eyes with branding irons.