Hollywood megastar spreading HIV

[madoka]

Hollywood is “gripped with fear” after a womanizing Tinseltown A-Lister has been diagnosed positive for HIV — panicking his long list of sexual partners, according to a published report.

“It has now become common knowledge that this star is HIV positive, something he has known for years,” an insider told The Sun newspaper of London, which attributed its report to unnamed sources, and didn’t name the infected Lothario.

“His lawyers are bracing for the threat of potential action.”

The source continued: “The reality is that if he’s knowingly put women at risk, then that’s disgusting and it’s only a matter of time before that becomes public.”

Friends have urged the actor to come forward, but he has so far refused, according to The Sun.

“He’s distraught about the possibility of the illness becoming a defining quality of his career,” a source told the site.

The actor’s list of exes includes “an award-winning actress, a religious movie star, a top Hollywood personality with a controversial past, a TV star, a media personality and a glamour model,” the site reported, without naming names.

Here's what is known:

1. ‘decades of debauchery’ had ‘finally caught up with’ the womanising actor – said to be one of Tinseltown’s ‘megastars’

2. Clues to his identity include the fact that he is middle-aged and ‘notorious’ for a playboy lifestyle ‘filled with one-night stands and sex-for-hire partners’.

3. The star reportedly believes he is ‘indestructible’, and took few precautions to protect himself and others, even though he was indulging in ‘high-risk’ behaviour.

4. According to friends of the mystery actor, ‘his worst fear is that he will be remembered not as a great actor, but as someone who contracted the disease. He has been tortured by the thought that his acting genius will be forgotten.’

5. It is not Leonardo DiCaprio, Colin Farrell, Bradley Cooper, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Eddie Murphy, Keanu Reeves, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Tom Cruise, Bruce Willis, Matt Damon, Michael Fassbender, Ryan Gosling, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Robert De Niro, Liam Neeson, Tom Green, Benedict Cumberbatch, Liam Hemsworth, Tom Hardy, Russell Brand, Jeremy Renner, Zac Efron, Sean Penn, Jake Gyllenhaal, Richard Gere, Hugh Grant, Liam Neeson, Daniel Craig or John Travolta.

My top guess is Charlie Sheen, but I can't get past the "acting genius" part. Next up would be Jim Carrey or Ben Affleck. I would be sad if it were Johnny Depp.

 

[Tsavo]

I would be sad if it were Johnny Depp.

You were hoping to bang Depp?

 

[A Casual Fitz]

Lmao Tom Green was ruled out as the Hollywood megastar...

 

[Rakehellion]

Charlie Sheen.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Lmao Tom Green was ruled out as the Hollywood megastar...

And Tom Cruise was ruled out as the victims are female

 

[XavierMace]

And we care, why?

 

[WelshBloke]

My top guess is Charlie Sheen

I'd not bet against that.

And we care, why?

People who knowingly have unprotected sex whilst keeping their HIV+ve status secret should get charged with attempted manslaughter (ish).

 

[BoomerD]

I'd not bet against that.



People who knowingly have unprotected sex whilst keeping their HIV+ve status secret should get charged with attempted manslaughter (ish).

ish? Fuck that...2nd degree murder...with a mandatory death penalty sentence.

 

[Imp]

Is the first name Sean?

 

[TheVrolok]

The article states it's common knowledge he is HIV positive, but can't name him? I suppose it's not common common knowledge.

 

[JEDIYoda]

so how is this even considered newsworthy???

 

[WT]

Not seeing Robert Downey Jr on that list either .... hmmm

 

[gorcorps]

Not seeing Robert Downey Jr on that list either .... hmmm

That was my thought... Was between that and Charlie Sheen but I think Sheen makes more sense. And he would totally be the type to think he's an amazing actor.

 

[Jeeebus]

Well if a British tabloid says it's true, it must be. I just wonder how many aliens or talking dogs he infected too.

 

[allisolm]

Liam Hemsworth and Zac Efron are hardly middle-aged and haven't had time for 'decades of debauchery' unless you add them both together. Add in Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ryan Gosling, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Tom Hardy who are all under 40.

"The actor’s list of exes includes an award-winning actress, a religious movie star, a top Hollywood personality with a controversial past, a TV star, a media personality and a glamour model...”

Could they cast a wider net of generic descriptions?

 

[Triumph]

Liam Neeson came forth with the culprit.

https://youtu.be/MKTh7zBIcrM?t=3m30s

 

[SunnyD]

Well of a British tabloid says it's true, it must be. I just wonder how many aliens or talking dogs he infected too.

Was gonna say...

an insider told The Sun newspaper of London

The Sun is hardly a credible newspaper.

 

[Maximilian]

Liam Neeson came forth with the culprit.

https://youtu.be/MKTh7zBIcrM?t=3m30s

"we're closed"

Gets me every time

 

[PottedMeat]

Well if a British tabloid says it's true, it must be. I just wonder how many aliens or talking dogs he infected too.

you think this is a cross-tabloid thing? could batboy be infected?

 

[kranky]

LOL @ batboy reference.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Assuming its true which is a big assumption I'd guess Sheen too. I know I'll get beat up over this, men are the ones who infect people with aids or shared needles. Men don't usually get aids from women.

 

[Nashemon]

I'd rule out Sheen because the list doesn't include "Girls 7-12: The porn stars."

 

[Greenman]

It's nice to see things being written for the mentally challenged. I assume that site only uses the left half of your screen, leaving the right half free licking?

 

[Iron Woode]

Alec Baldwin?

 

[CZroe]

Neil Patrick Harris?