Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?

[thepd7]

Originally posted by: alfa147x

Alfa
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
10:50pmEmily
I don't know - maybe if you would get your ass to GA Southern...

A) Your friends sound like fun
B) Sounds like you need to hang with Emily more often.

 

[thepd7]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Iron_Woode: Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
RichardE: Come on over big boy
Iron_Woode: I put on my robe and wizard hat

YOU WIN THE THREAD!!!

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
10:03 Dain
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
10:03 Platypus
We did, but you don't remember because of the chloroform.

Hahah. Except didn't GOB tell you they're called "forgetmenows"?

 

[Shawn]

01:20AM Shawn: Honestly, why haven't we just had sex already?
01:27AM Lincohn: haha
01:27AM Lincohn: nice try
01:27AM Lincohn: my friend did it to me
01:40AM Shawn: what
01:40AM Shawn: i was being serious
01:40AM Lincohn: me 2
01:40AM Lincohn: same joke hhaha
01:40AM Shawn: lol
01:41AM Shawn: oh well
01:41AM Lincohn: she got me good
01:41AM Lincohn: lol
01:41AM Shawn: hahaha
01:41AM Shawn: what did you say?
01:44AM Lincohn: she is like a sis
01:44AM Lincohn: i was like wtf
01:44AM Lincohn: like ive been in bed with her
01:44AM Lincohn: so i dunno if she was serious
01:45AM Shawn: haha

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
I bet this is a lot funnier if your age ends in the word teen...

Fail.

 

[Tweak155]

[01:51] Me: Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
[01:52] Guy friend: cause penises don't fit into each other

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Hotchic: "Why haven't we had sex yet?"
Orsorum: "Because you're married to one of my best friends!"

Excuses.

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

I totally volunteer to throw the first chair.

 

[EvilYoda]

I love this thread. If ATOT had refs, OP would get greeeeeeeeen.

 

[EightySix Four]

me:
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
her:
do i have 2 or something?
is it a rule?
n how do u know that i havent?
me:
I said we
her:
lol o
sry read too fast
n we havent, 1st of cuz im a virgin
second we just havent

^ kinda sounds like there's a chance lol

 

[gorcorps]

Originally posted by: crazySOB297
me:
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
her:
do i have 2 or something?
is it a rule?
n how do u know that i havent?
me:
I said we
her:
lol o
sry read too fast
n we havent, 1st of cuz im a virgin
second we just havent

your friend sounds like a friggin dunce

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: thepd7

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Iron_Woode: Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
RichardE: Come on over big boy
Iron_Woode: I put on my robe and wizard hat

YOU WIN THE THREAD!!!

I humbly accept my award.

I would like to thank God, my sister, my acquaintances on OT and of course RichardE whose rugged good looks and flexible sexuality made this all possible.

:lips:

 

[Appledrop]

"cos ur a idiot"
burn!

 

[pstylesss]

Originally posted by: MovingTarget
MovingTarget: Honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
fiancée: ?
MovingTarget: Honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
fiancée: For one, you are on the can using your laptop. You figure it out.
fiancée: P.s. what is taking you so long in there?
MovingTarget: damn....

lmao that is going to happen to me.

 

[Dumac]

Me: what are you up to?
Friend: EVE
Friend: Going to bed soon
Me: Honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
Friend: What did you copypaste that from
Me: lolol

 

[Scouzer]

Originally posted by: Tweak155
[01:51] Me: Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
[01:52] Guy friend: cause penises don't fit into each other

hahaha that's the only one that made me LOL

 

[zach0624]

I would do this but all my guy friends would say we have already and the girls will all say I'm a pervert before I get to explain myself and then tell all their friends cause that's what high school girls do.

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: Tweak155
[01:51] Me: Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
[01:52] Guy friend: cause penises don't fit into each other

Well there is one person who hasn't been to the dark side of the internet at least...

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: Dumac
Me: what are you up to?
Friend: EVE
Friend: Going to bed soon
Me: Honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
Friend: What did you copypaste that from
Me: lolol

lol owned

 

[manowar821]

Me: Honestly, why haven't we had sex, yet?
Her: distance mostly
Her: japan is much more advanced in their detachable penis market

BEST RESPONSE I GOT. She's a fuckin sport.

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

Justinus says (10:13 AM):
Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
ADAM says (10:13 AM):
who
Justinus says (10:13 AM):
Us
ADAM says (10:13 AM):
you and me?
Justinus says (10:13 AM):
Mmm hmm
ADAM says (10:13 AM):
idk dood. you can't play baseball with two bats
you need one ball and one bat
ADAM says (10:14 AM):
you can sword fight tho

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Me: Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
Best male friend: might as well to get it over with
Best male friend: do you think there are some sexual tensions between us?
Me: Well ever since my ex asked for a MMF with us, there seems to be some
Best male friend: Yeah
Best male friend: Well we don't need her
Me: My gf got lube for her and I to use for xmas, but I think it'll work for you
Best male friend: w0rd
Best male friend: I don't want any tearing
Best male friend: I'm going to use it all though so you won't have any
Me: I think we took this joke too far....

 

[urinesane]

Me: Honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
Her: Did you seriously just f*cken as me that?!

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus
Me: Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
Best male friend: might as well to get it over with
Best male friend: do you think there are some sexual tensions between us?
Me: Well ever since my ex asked for a MMF with us, there seems to be some
Best male friend: Yeah
Best male friend: Well we don't need her
Me: My gf got lube for her and I to use for xmas, but I think it'll work for you
Best male friend: w0rd
Best male friend: I don't want any tearing
Best male friend: I'm going to use it all though so you won't have any
Me: I think we took this joke too far....

at least he didnt respond with "what joke..."


and im too chicken to send that to anyone in my list.

 

[alfa147x]

bump

 

[Kelemvor]

Would this also work to just post on someone's wall at Facebook and see what reply you get? hmm. Everyone I have on GoogleTalk is a guy. Not as fun.

Ah, I always forget facebook has a chat option too. Might try that.


Me: Honestly, why haven't we just had sex yet?
Him: huh?