HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS

SoylentGreen

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The other day I saw a "HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS" bumper
sticker. So I bought it and put it on the rear bumper
of my car.

I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience
followed!

I was stopped at a traffic light at a busy intersection;
just lost in thought about the Lord. I didn't notice
that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really
worked. I found lots of people who love Jesus! Why, the
guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must really
love the Lord because pretty soon he leaned out of his
window and yelled "Jesus Christ" as loud as he could. It
was like a football game as he shouted, "Go, Jesus Christ,
go!" Everyone else started honking too, so I leaned out my
window and waved as I smiled at all those loving people.

There must have been a guy from Florida back there
somewhere because I could hear him yelling something
about a "sunny beach" and I saw him waving in a funny
way with only his middle finger stuck in the air.

I asked my kids what that meant. They grinned and, looking
at each other, told me it was a Hawaiian good luck sign.
So I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign
back.

A very nice Black man several cars behind me stepped out
of his car and yelled something. I couldn't hear him very
well but it sounded like "mother trucker" or "mother from
there." Maybe he was from Florida too. He must really love
the Lord.

A couple of people became so caught up in the joy of the
moment that they got out of their cars and walked toward
me. I bet they wanted to pray, but jut then I noticed the
light had changed to yellow. So quickly I stepped on the
gas. And it's a good thing I did because I was the only
driver to get across the intersection.

I looked back at them standing there. Leaning way out of
my window, I gave them all a big smile and held up the
Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful people.
 

NewSc2

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Originally posted by: LyNx01
Maybe i'm retarded or just easily humored but I found that hilarious.

*stifles* pfffttttbwahah..

uh. welcome to AT forums!
 

narzy

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Feb 26, 2000
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Originally posted by: Valinos
A very nice Black man several cars behind me stepped out

That statement offends me. Please change "Black man" to African-American. Racist.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA hAHAHAHAHAHAHAH aHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
 

ndee

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Jul 18, 2000
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Originally posted by: Valinos
Originally posted by: ndee
Originally posted by: Kiyup
Originally posted by: Valinos
A very nice Black man several cars behind me stepped out

That statement offends me. Please change "Black man" to African-American. Racist.

You think I typed that? Copied and pasted email, get lost.

Sarcasm-o-meter broken?

At least someone got it

It was too obvious
 

Wallydraigle

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Originally posted by: Valinos
A very nice Black man several cars behind me stepped out

That statement offends me. Please change "Black man" to African-American. Racist.



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ndee

Lifer
Jul 18, 2000
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Originally posted by: lirion
Originally posted by: Valinos
A very nice Black man several cars behind me stepped out

That statement offends me. Please change "Black man" to African-American. Racist.



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Ya can't really copy&paste. You suck at the forums.
 

Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: lirion
Originally posted by: Valinos
A very nice Black man several cars behind me stepped out

That statement offends me. Please change "Black man" to African-American. Racist.



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aphex

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What is 'outa'?

Is that ebonix?
 

transluko

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You title offends me. You shouldn't write "Jesus" unless it's written fully as "Jesus Christ"


I can pretend to be Christian and not athiest. What affends me is that people will think less of Black people now because Valinos posted that message.
 

Wallydraigle

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Originally posted by: ndee
Originally posted by: lirion
Originally posted by: Valinos
A very nice Black man several cars behind me stepped out

That statement offends me. Please change "Black man" to African-American. Racist.



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