Hooters facing competition from new breastaurants

[Perknose]

As a PI, I once was retained by had to go to a local Hooters clone that copied their logo and everything but called themselves, I think, Hoozers (don't remember.)

It was a tough job, but somebody had to do it.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Doesn't h00ters have bland food? All anyone else has to do is up the quality of food and bounce some breasts around for the win.

Idea: Hooters stock brokers.

People will start buying lousy stocks again. The economy will see massive expansion, but at the expense of a downturn, and likely a long refractory period.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Doesn't h00ters have bland food? All anyone else has to do is up the quality of food and bounce some breasts around for the win.

Who gives a shit? Men don't care about taste when it comes to food. We're like fucking trash compactors. As long as the beer tastes good, the tits are huge, and the food fills our bellies, we don't give a flying four letter word for copulation what the food actually tastes like!

*invites Nik over and feeds him shit on a stick ftw!*

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Doesn't h00ters have bland food? All anyone else has to do is up the quality of food and bounce some breasts around for the win.

Who gives a shit? Men don't care about taste when it comes to food. We're like fucking trash compactors. As long as the beer tastes good, the tits are huge, and the food fills our bellies, we don't give a flying four letter word for copulation what the food actually tastes like!

er um... not quite correct.

I am a men, and i disagree with your assertation.
I dont care about having supersize watermelon tits, as much as they are B/C cup, still perky, and still attached to a hot 20 something with nice legs.
furthermore i do care what the food tastes like, because if it tastes like ass, i wont be eating there again.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Doesn't h00ters have bland food? All anyone else has to do is up the quality of food and bounce some breasts around for the win.

Idea: Hooters stock brokers.

People will start buying lousy stocks again. The economy will see massive expansion, but at the expense of a downturn, and likely a long refractory period.

I see what you did there.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Doesn't h00ters have bland food? All anyone else has to do is up the quality of food and bounce some breasts around for the win.

The one time I went to Hooter's I thought the food sucked. Not necessarily bland, just bad. That's the problem with a restaurant that's selling cleavage rather than food, there's no real incentive to watch the menu. Waitresses with bigger racks are a better investment than good ingredients. Hooter's is trying to occupy a middle ground between a restaurant and a strip club and because of that it does neither one well. If you want food go to a real food place and if you want to stare at fake racks watch porn instead.

 

[txrandom]

My Sunday school teacher a while back took my friends and me to Bone Daddys. I didn't see anything more revealing than a normal restaurant.

 

[mrrman]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Doesn't h00ters have bland food? All anyone else has to do is up the quality of food and bounce some breasts around for the win.

You dont go there for the food

 

[OCGuy]

Why beat around the bush? Go to Spearmint Rhino and get yourself a nice knee-job from a 90 pound 19 year old chick.

 

[RaistlinZ]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Doesn't h00ters have bland food? All anyone else has to do is up the quality of food and bounce some breasts around for the win.

No one goes to Hooters for the wings. They go for the breasts and thighs.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: mrrman

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Doesn't h00ters have bland food? All anyone else has to do is up the quality of food and bounce some breasts around for the win.

You dont go there for the food

What about their dairy products?
I hear some of that particular menu is fresh-squeezed, right at your table.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: randay
i dunno about you guys, but having a boner doesnt usually help my appetite.

I'm not 13, so I can enjoy looking at a woman and keep things under control.

they have pills for that kind of stuff!

*punch crotch* wake up dammit!

Nope, not in that age group either...

 

[Drakkon]

Vegas - Hard Rock - Pink Taco - need I say more?