This thing got me arrested, November 30, 2005
Reviewer: Gerald G. Ferguson Jr. "vmaxoutlaw" (se of new river) - See all my reviews
OK, I had some extra cash I had hidden from my ex-wife and was planning on using it to purchase a new Philippine bride now that the divorce is final, but I decided the Badonkadonk was a better long term strategic investment. After a several week wait I fianlly received it via flatbed track transport and I was pleasantly suprised by the quality of this baby. However, my troubles started shortly after my first excursion. I took the license plate off my ex-wifes metro (that I ended up with after the divorce - she got the BMW) and put it on the Badonkadonk to drive it to the mall. All was well until I came out to get back in it and I was grabbed by mall security as I loaded my goods in it. An angry guy named Steve was with them and accusing me of trying to steal his Badonkadonk, which I laughed at to beging with. Then the police arrived and it seemed they were serious and before I knew it I was being hauled away to the local station. I was there almost 3 hours before the sargent came in and said (as fantastic as it sounds) they had found another Badonkadonk two rows over from the one I was arrested at which was nearly indistinguishable except for one small difference. He asked if I had done anything to mine after I got it and I said I had put a NFC (No Fat Chicks) sticker on it. That sticker saved my ass. I was released and taken back to the mall. Now I just want to sell it because the last thing I want is what everyone else has, if ya know what I mean. Hence the 2 stars...