Buy any 32inch or larger tv and get a soft cooler, a coupon for a 2 litre bottle of Pepsi, a Totinos party pizza coupon &-this the the kicker-a Slim Jim- Whoo-hoo-what a sweet deal-LOL
I saw those piled up at BB the other day. Good thing the cooler is watertight when you use it as port-a-potty when you $hit your pants after eating the slim jim. They actually had the coolers priced at $39.97 on the shelf. You can buy the same thing at Wally World for $19.99 sans the $hit Stick Faux Meat Colon Blaster.
What Macho Man Randy Savage would say, you have to be a 'REAL man' to eat a "$hit Stick Faux Meat Colon Blaster" (and not mind the 3000 year preservation on your body from all the preservatives).
It's called HAVING FUN, jackass. It's been ten minutes, and I'm still LMAO over the prunce juice meat stick. BTW - posting in all bold will make you go blind.
Colon Blaster.... Is that a new sound system from Creative Labs?
*produces a wide range of sounds, from high-pitched whistles to low, wet rumbles!
*64 sounds at once!
Ugh.... I think I'm gonna' go have a shower.... I feel... soiled.
Did anyone actually ever read the ingredients of a slim jim? Don't ask me why, but I did once. Among many other strange things is "mechanically separated chicken"! What the $#*@ is that and why do they need to specify "mechanically separated"? Kinda scaaary!
I just read an article on mechanically separated chicken. Chicken and Bone go in to a shredder, and they pulverize both then separate the bone from the meat later. Much more sanitary then the guy they pay at Mexican restaurants to gnaw the chicken off for shredded chicken enchiladas.
forget about the tv, now let me get this straight, for every tv i buy i get a slim jim? ME LOVE EM slim jim, must buy all tvs over 32 inches.. be back 3 days fellas
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