*HOT* Free Protein Sample

[tickyour]

Originally posted by: Shack2
What is this pathetic site? If I recieve something I will be scared to try it. You can order the stuff for 1 cent? wtf is that all about???

Yes 1 cent now, but you have to pay $74 2 weeks later

Thanks for the link, I'd give it a try. Good tasting powder is hard to come by.

 

[thephatp]

Isn't anyone just a little skeptical of this site. Is it just me, or does this not look like one of those cheesy scam sites? Probably isn't, but I don't like submitting my info to places that seem suspect. Can anyone verify they've gotten the samples, or anyone in Miami stop by there??

 

[Xyclone]

Thanks, OP!

 

[NiKeFiDO]

Originally posted by: Zontor

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Women have been rejecting my free protien samples for years

Sad part is...I read this thread only for the protein joke that I just *knew* had to be in it....surprised it wasn't the 1st or 2nd post....

i was gonna add my own joke but was beaten to it.

 

[imported_Tina]

Tina,
I just wanted to let you know that your request to receive my free Hank's Finest Protein Milkshake sample was received and we're processing it. Normally, you would receive it in a couple of days, a week at the most.

However, a curious thing just recently happened... we were flooded with requests that were 100 times the normal amount of free sample requests we receive in a day. Frankly, we were overwhelmed. We realize it is because of people trying our samples, loving it (as everyone that tries my protein does) and telling others about it that this is happening.

And while this is exactly what we had hoped for, it does present a slight logistical problem. Because instead of sending out our normal 50-100 requests per day, we are now having to send out 2,500 samples per day. And this all happened overnight.

As you can imagine, there will definitely be a delay in getting our protein sample out to you. Manufacturing says that in order to fill this demand it will take 2-3 weeks just to create the samples. From there, it will take another week, at least, to get the protein out to you. This means it will be approximately 4 weeks before you receive your samples.

Here's where I need your help. I'm asking that you not be angry at me for promising something I cannot deliver on at the moment. I realize this is not the kind of service you expected from me when you filled out your form requesting my protein sample. And for that I apologize sincerely. This truly caught us completely by surprise.

So I want to give you something very valuable, for free.

I sell my fitness program and course at my sister website, http://www.thehealthandfitnesschannel.com for a minimum price of $49.95 on up to $390 (depending on options). But I want to give it to you for free. I feel it is the least I can do for you trouble and my not delivering on my promise.

I spoke with my accountants about this and they said "don't do it." I told them, "I have to follow my heart. I've promised these good people something that I can't deliver on and I need to make it right by giving them something for their trouble and faith in me." The accountants said, "but you're going to get them your protein samples they requested, it'll just be a little delayed is all." I said, "would you be happy if I told you I was going to pay your retainer in 3 days, but I took one month to pay it?" This is when they understood.

So, please go to this secure website I've provided for you and is normally reserved for paying members only. I trust that you will use the information there wisely. Please understand although I am providing it to you for free, others have paid their hard-earned money in order to seek the life-changing and body transforming information I've provided there. DON'T take that information for granted is all I'm trying to say. And Please, please, keep the userid and password I provide you for yourself only. It is not meant for mass distribution. I am taking a huge chance with this and am hoping that by me doing the right thing with you, you will also do the right thing with me.

Remember, I am giving you this information for free so please don't call my office telling us that the user id and password doesn't work (it does). If it isn't working you're entering it incorrectly (it is case-sensitive). I also cannot provide you any support about the information you find the because I hope you respect that our office can only provide that help to our paying customers. Please don't harm them, and us, by using up our valuable, but limited, resources.

Here is the secure website information:

http://www.thehealthandfitnesschannel.com/ultimateaccess (if you have pop up blocking software it must be turned off before you click here)

user id: _________
password: _______

I thank you in advance for your understanding and patience.

Sincerely,

Hank Johnson
http://www.healthfitnesschannel.com
support@thehealthandfitnesschannel.com
The Health and Fitness Channel, Inc.
1-800-917-8944
Mon - Fri 9:30 am - 5: 00 pm EST

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[tterris]

i got this message as well! a free offer for a small sample of protein and now i've got a highly valued workout regimen. swee!t

 

[tapjlb]

I'm in. Free is good. Thanks.

 

[Xyclone]

It came on the 13th... that was fast! :Q

 

[GreatPiggo]

Ok, I ordered this stuff, but am seriously doubtful of drinking it.

Hank's finest? There's plenty of sperm jokes in here already, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it really is Hank's powdered nut.

 

[Flatbroke]

I doubt its got Hanks secret sauce in it, besides, at 2500 requests for samples a day, his forearm would be as big as a telephone pole, from "preparing" his samples for shipment.

No personal experience at this, of course, but my Uncle was in the Army, and said all the cooks in the chow line looked like Popeye.

 

[Geekbabe]

thanks, a nice freebie for my hubby

 

[WorldTraveller]

thanks kamran - have requested it!

 

[WorldTraveller]

Problems - I got this very very long email from Hank Johnson himself! It absically states that they were overwhelmed by the request for free samples & will need 4 weeks to fulfil it (rather than the normal week or less). Wait, this is where it gets better - he then goes on to say that to compensate for my disappointment & in apology, he is willing to access to a program "completely free" that usually is not (doesn't say how much). There is even a username/password that does actually take you to a site that has links to different bit of info.

I don't plan to wate my time (even if this is legit & it sounds fishy!) & if anyone else wants to try here it is:

Link
usename: user727
password: winning

I am sure others probably got the same email - so I don't feel guilty!

Edited - the program looks to be more legit than I originally thought. May be someone might benefit from this link!

 

[Aquila76]

I got the same email/username and pass. Looks like ATHD has kicked in once again, or that is all the 'free sample' site is for now - redirect to the fitness site.

Originally posted by: Xyclone
It came on the 13th... that was fast! :Q

When did you order and how was it?

 

[osiris3mc]

Yeah I've received the email as well. Do we still get the sample or is the free trail instead of the sample? I was under the impression we weren't going to get the sample and got the trial instead.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: thephatp
Isn't anyone just a little skeptical of this site. Is it just me, or does this not look like one of those cheesy scam sites? Probably isn't, but I don't like submitting my info to places that seem suspect. Can anyone verify they've gotten the samples, or anyone in Miami stop by there??

I am VERY skeptical...because I know two of the folks that are shown in the before and after pic section, and neither of them, at least to my knowledge, used this guy's method. They used someone else's that I have been associated with for over 5 years. I just sent an email to one of them to see if their pics are being used without their knowledge.

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: thephatp
Isn't anyone just a little skeptical of this site. Is it just me, or does this not look like one of those cheesy scam sites? Probably isn't, but I don't like submitting my info to places that seem suspect. Can anyone verify they've gotten the samples, or anyone in Miami stop by there??

I am VERY skeptical...because I know two of the folks that are shown in the before and after pic section, and neither of them, at least to my knowledge, used this guy's method. They used someone else's that I have been associated with for over 5 years. I just sent an email to one of them to see if their pics are being used without their knowledge.

Any update on this CPA?

 

[SuperBacon]

Thanks OP!

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Aquila76

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: thephatp
Isn't anyone just a little skeptical of this site. Is it just me, or does this not look like one of those cheesy scam sites? Probably isn't, but I don't like submitting my info to places that seem suspect. Can anyone verify they've gotten the samples, or anyone in Miami stop by there??

I am VERY skeptical...because I know two of the folks that are shown in the before and after pic section, and neither of them, at least to my knowledge, used this guy's method. They used someone else's that I have been associated with for over 5 years. I just sent an email to one of them to see if their pics are being used without their knowledge.

Any update on this CPA?

The guy said he does know the site owner and had used his "assistance", but not necessarily his program in placing 2nd in a competition the company sponsored. Unfortunately, the company renigged on the prizes.

He did give permission to use his pics but he does not get compensated for it. In fact, he hasn't talked to the guy for about 5 years. His wife didn't use the program or the guy's advise at all, but he had not problem with her pics being shown next to his.

 

[Row1and]

thanks dude. This looks good and may be a postive additive to my positive work out self.

that doesn't make sense