House got egged. Need cleaning solutions.

[bart1975]

Just throw some bacon at it and be done with it.

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

Scrape it with your credit card.

 

[arcenite]

Credit card is the new spider?

 

[gorcorps]

and? i pay taxes. cant have them sitting around and playing sudoku all day. plus, i thought it was racially motivated at first. the thought of it being a prank never crossed my mind. time to install cameras outside again.

Based on your post history I'm inclined to call shens.

You don't pay for anything

 

[lsv]

1/2 Vinegar and 1/2 hot water. Dip a rag in the water, place it on the stain, leave it there for 30~ minutes. Wipe it off with clean water.

If it doesn't come off get yourself a pressure washer.

 

[dud]

so some a-hole(s) thought it would be funny to egg my house. :\ i called the police and they think its just some kids pulling pranks before school starts. other houses have been hit too, so its nothing against me i think. luckily the cop didnt mistake my phone for a gun and shoot me dead. that wouldve made the situation worse.

anyhoo, i cannot seem to get egg residue off the siding and garage. i tried bleach, windex, tire/wheel cleaner, and scrubbing bubbles. no luck. any kind of anti-protein cleaner u can recommend?

You seem to be as popular in the real world as you are in cyberspace.

Try a pressure washer ...

 

[dud]

Based on your post history I'm inclined to call shens.

You don't pay for anything

Good one ...

I seem to remember that the OP is great with financial issues ... not.

 

[JulesMaximus]

and? i pay taxes. cant have them sitting around and playing sudoku all day. plus, i thought it was racially motivated at first. the thought of it being a prank never crossed my mind. time to install cameras outside again.

When do you pay taxes? You don't even pay your credit card debts how do you expect us to believe that you pay your taxes?

 

[Greenman]

i thought it was racially motivated at first.

What race are you? And does your area have a known hate group for that particular ethnicity?

 

[lsv]

*Gets the popcorn*

 

[BoomerD]

Throw a slab of bacon up there and call it breakfast.


I can't think of too many posters here who, if they're anything in real life like they are here, would be more deserving of a good egg job.

 

[SandEagle]

What race are you? And does your area have a known hat group for that particular ethnicity?

let's just say that 99.97% of the area is white. i make up 2.4% of the other .03%.

 

[SandEagle]

Throw a slab of bacon up there and call it breakfast.


I can't think of too many posters here who, if they're anything in real life like they are here, would be more deserving of a good egg job.

Boomer, you hardly know me. besides, if anything, alkemyst deserves a good egging too

 

[BoomerD]

Boomer, you hardly know me. besides, if anything, alkemyst deserves a good egging too

I DID say:

I can't think of too many posters here who, if they're anything in real life like they are here, would be more deserving of a good egg job.

I just didn't want to mention any names...

It's not like I said you were the ONLY one who deserved an egging...as for "knowing you," I don't know you at all, but can base an opinion on some of the things you post.

 

[Engineer]

pressure washer

This.

 

[nanette1985]

Rub it with toast. Works on my plate to get the last of the eggs up.

And to think I've been wasting my time with vinegar and pressure washing all these years.

 

[Red Squirrel]

try Goo Gone or WD-40. I never had this situation myself, but I'd think one of those should work. I'm assuming vinyl siding. If it's the old wood type, then I'd avoid chemicals, try sandpaper maybe? (let it dry first) May need to touch it up after.

 

[Pulsar]

and? i pay taxes. cant have them sitting around and playing sudoku all day. plus, i thought it was racially motivated at first. the thought of it being a prank never crossed my mind. time to install cameras outside again.

So, your house gets egged, and the first thing your mind jumps to is that it's racially motivated.

That's ALL I need to know about you.

 

[Nintendesert]

let's just say that 99.97% of the area is white. i make up 2.4% of the other .03%.

You're Indian!!

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Wow, these people need a medal

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Boomer, you hardly know me. besides, if anything, alkemyst deserves a good egging too

Keyword "too" as in you deserve it also

 

[BabaBooey]

Not really surprised I guess......:hmm:

 

[Greenman]

let's just say that 99.97% of the area is white. i make up 2.4% of the other .03%.

So your a black handicapped lesbian dwarf.


Edit: The egg won't ever come off once it's dry. Sander and fresh paint is the answer, unless your house was built before 1980. On a pre 1980 house, you'll need to spread plastic out ten feet around the affected area, post approved signage that lead removal is in progress, wear a tyvek suit and a P100 respirator, then use a sander connected to an approved HEPA vacuum. All the debris generated from the removal will have to be double bagged in 6mil plastic bags and stored on site in a locked container until you get your test results back (did I forget to mention testing the debris?). Once you have your results in hand, you may then call a federally licensed hazmat transport company to haul it away. Now you can prime and paint the affected areas.
I also forgot to mention you'll need to have lead safe training ($300) and pay the EPA another $350 for your license.
If you go with a pressure washer, you have to collect the water that runs off the house and send it to an approved hazmat dump site. Please note that it's a Federal crime to transport lead contaminated water or debris on public roads without the appropriate license. It's another Federal crime to place that material in the dump after transporting it.

 

[chalmers]

You're swiftly becoming the most annoying troll on here, replacing people like techs and HAL9000.

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

House got egged?