how adequate are you?...Slappy5 where are you?

Viper GTS

Lifer
Oct 13, 1999
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More than adequate. If you're a female between the ages of 18 & 25 & are at least a 7 on a scale of 1 - 10 I'll let you find out for yourself.

:Q

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dedanann

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Mar 30, 2001
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just turned 26...and a 7 (and working up) AFTER having a baby in Jan...while I'm used to getting such suave internet invites...Slappy5 is a man with much to be proud of, and i always stay where the pride is BIG.
 

Slappy5

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Viper, that's a prety loose scale muh man; "blanket" come-on's are not typically renound for their success. Additionally, watch out for those that describe themselvesHave you considerd freindly conversation, or eye conctact (not too much though or they'll think yer freaky.) In our case, D and I grew up together in Zimbabwe where our familes grew bananna's and passed the time away chasing field mice in large groups of people. I was the best mouse hunter, so she was attracted to my highly-mislead athleticism. Unfortuantely, we wre sepparted for about 8 years when bandits stole me and sold me as a love slave for $13. I eventually escaped and decided to go to America where I could brush up on my english and study computer science in El Paso. Not knowing in advance we were again so close, we met while I was peddling for change to put towards my tuition outside of the campus movie theatre. We embraced as if we hadn't seen eachother in years and rapidly pulled eachothers index fingers like our ancestors have done to celebrate the exorcism of stink demons for many years (you probably have to think of it like asking someone how they're feeling.) Commemortively, our wedding offered a multi-layered bananna creame cake and for after dinner festivities we chased the neighbors cat (big difference between cats and mice, now that was embarassing.) Thus, it goes to show there are many ways to meet the perfect woman.

Sincerely,

John
 

dedanann

Junior Member
Mar 30, 2001
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silly, slappy...
you left out the dance for Famous Goat Callers of the Southwest...now those were the days; you were the loudest Billy there...and, oh, so handsome under the disco ball and purple lighting...your patched lederhosen weren't too shabby either.
 
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