How are you preparing for war?

[Fencer128]

I'm donating to Oxfam. I can't do much else good at the moment.

Andy

 

[isaacmacdonald]

getting a roll of ducttape. Actually that's mostly because the under carriage of my ride seems to be falling off, but it will also protect me from flying glass in case iraq deploys a submarine loaded with nulcear weapons to the east coast of the US.

 

[Atlantean]

HAHAHA to all those people who laughed at my Y2K supplies, whose laughing now.

 

[KickItTwice]

Originally posted by: Fencer128

Originally posted by: godmare

Originally posted by: KickItTwice I think that all the suitcase nukes are all already inside the US. It's just too easy too smuggle stuff inside the US. Why would the terrorists NOT have the suitcase nukes inside the US.

Suitcase nuke? Do you have any idea how much a nuke weighs?

These things exist (and the missing quantity in the ex-soviet inventory is also well documented). here is a nice link and here is another Andy

Thank you. That second link explains maybe why they haven't beeen used yet as they would be extremely difficult for terrorists to detonate. Or maybe they're waitng for just the right moment when they will have the most affect. The terrorists seem to have a great deal of patience. They only have so many bombs. They don't want to waste them. What scares me is that I've seen what kind of damage these creeps can do with box cutters. I can't even imagine how they would use these mini nukes.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: damiano

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Why prepare for a war you have no direct involvement in?

you will
if bush starts the war..
these people will come to destroy stuff inside the US

well i better go buy some guns and bullets and hand grenades and MRE's then, see ya 'all later

 

[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: minendo
I have made no adjustments to my daily routine and do not plan on doing so.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
Anyone send a care package to our troops?

my sister in law is in the navy (shore duty in VA) and she has asked my wife to get some cards/letters together from our church to send out to them

my brother in law is also in the navy , but he is stationed in Oklahoma City, so he won't really be affected by the war

 

[Milkman95]

Originally posted by: Insane3D

Originally posted by: godmare

Originally posted by: Insane3D
Hmmm...making sure I have plenty of porn?


You can never have enough porn..especially in wartime. Oh, and some of the nifty particle board Evadman was raving about.

Yep..porn and particle board..what else could a citizen need in war time?

A rag?

Doh! Good point...

/revises list

Ok...porn, particle board, and a rag...and porn...oops..got that on the list twice!

Um... Ya can't forget about Meat and Beer! Get yourself a cow and a keg.

Edit:missed the " 't "

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: damiano

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Why prepare for a war you have no direct involvement in?

you will
if bush starts the war..
these people will come to destroy stuff inside the US

Yea wouldn't want them infiltrating us and flying planes into skyscrapers, now would we

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Insane3D
Hmmm...making sure I have plenty of porn?


You can never have enough porn..especially in wartime. Oh, and some of the nifty particle board Evadman was raving about.

Yep..porn and particle board..what else could a citizen need in war time?

Sunscreen. It helps 3 ways. Keeps nasty nuclear radiation from damaging your skin, waxes the particle board to a nice shine, and as a lubricant for your porn.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: godmare

Originally posted by: Insane3D
Hmmm...making sure I have plenty of porn?


You can never have enough porn..especially in wartime. Oh, and some of the nifty particle board Evadman was raving about.

Yep..porn and particle board..what else could a citizen need in war time?

A rag?

No, a bowl! It's the only source of nutrition! :Q

 

[66FMC]

Originally posted by: minendo
I have made no adjustments to my daily routine and do not plan on doing so.

 

[Kuroyama]

All you anti-war people are just "helping the terrorists"! Don't you know that anyone who doesn't support taking civil rights, arresting Arabs, or starting wars must be a terrorist sympathizer?

(from December, 2001, but he still says this stuff regularly)
"To those who pit Americans against immigrants, citizens against non-citizens, to those who scare peace-loving people with phantoms of lost liberty, my message is this: Your tactics only aid terrorists for they erode our national unity and diminish our resolve," Ashcroft told the Senate Judiciary Committee.

Personally, my preparation for war is limited to reading too much internet news and cringing every time that guy in the White House opens his mouth (yes, I support the war, but not for electoral reasons or for personal vendettas). Not too worried about drone aircraft or other phantom menaces flying down to Atlanta.

 

[sciencetoy]

Interesting. Porn and do nothing seem to be in the lead, so far.

 

[Deleted member 4644]

Originally posted by: godmare

Originally posted by: KickItTwice
I think that all the suitcase nukes are all already inside the US. It's just too easy too smuggle stuff inside the US. Why would the terrorists NOT have the suitcase nukes inside the US.

Suitcase nuke? Do you have any idea how much a nuke weighs?

Yea, its possible to carry them around.. the small ones at least.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: sciencetoy
Interesting. Porn and do nothing seem to be in the lead, so far.

Can I do both?

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
No, a bowl! It's the only source of nutrition! :Q

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[Pocatello]

get up, eat breakfast, go to work, dinner, sleep, get up, eat breakfast...you get the idea.

 

[Insane3D]

Sunscreen. It helps 3 ways. Keeps nasty nuclear radiation from damaging your skin, waxes the particle board to a nice shine, and as a lubricant for your porn.

You sir are my nomination for the first post war nobel prize...

No, a bowl! It's the only source of nutrition!

That is disturbing on soooooo many levels...:disgust:

Interesting. Porn and do nothing seem to be in the lead, so far.

Do not question the porn! If you do you are pro-terrorist and anti-american! :|:Q

Can I do both?

Yes, but not at the same time...

 

[XCLAN]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Why prepare for a war you have no direct involvement in?

9/11 isnt direct involvement?

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: nord1899
I've set my TiVo to recording CNN 24/7.

I want to record it for posterity.

/sarcasm

LOL!

Err...

/me does same thing actually...

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
CNN is on and I'm playing C&C generals. I set the computer on easy mode and then build up a US air force and I smoke the computer.

What General Skoorb said!

: ) Hopper

 

[LakAttack]

Originally posted by: Insane3D
Ok...here is a very scary thing I just thought of...



Do you think Saddam might have a huge, secret, hidden, stash of....porn?!?! :Q:Q



Hmmm..mind seems stuck on porn for some reason...

what do you think was taking them so long? They needed a FULL inventory.

 

[sciencetoy]

Yowch! Talk about weapons of mass destructions . . .