How can I control the time of day I poop?

[tokie]

My body likes to poop in the mornings, but I find it annoying to have to deal with that minutes before I'm out the door. Is there any way to become the master of my bowels and shift my natural pooping time to the evening?

 

[SandEagle]

Lock and ban. Bathroom threads are not allowed

 

[tokie]

Lock and ban. Bathroom threads are not allowed

I think among all the proverbial crap on ATOT, a bathroom thread is the least of peoples worries.

 

[SandEagle]

Reported.

 

[Anubis]

eat more fiber

 

[ebaycj]

Add fiber to your breakfast + lunch. Then drink a fair amount of water in the afternoon.

 

[jamesbond007]

Get up about 30 minutes earlier than you do now and nef on the Internets. You won't be able to control when you go, but you can control how you spend your time.

 

[DesiPower]

go where ever you need to go
and wipe it off with lots of snow

 

[tboo]

I love taking a dookie in the morning. There is not a better way to start your day IMHO.

 

[NetWareHead]

*Serious reply*

When I go skiing, I cant be bothered to leave the trails to crap. You have to peel off multiple layers of clothing with no place to put them. Its not like the bathrooms come with shelves. Plus trying to navigate within the confines of a bathroom stall wearing bug clunky ski boots that allow zero ankle mobility really sucks. The solution: take some Immodium AD. If you have diarrhea, the IM AD hardens you up. When you are crapping normally, the IM AD slows you down and semi-constipates you depending on how much you take. Dont take too much but find the correct dose for you. Later on in the evening, after im done with skiing I can have a nice crap.

 

[wwswimming]

when you get the urge to go, hold it.

when the urge builds, hold it some more.

rinse & repeat until 5 AM the next morning.

BINGO !

just hope you didn't need to sleep.

 

[lxskllr]

Wake up earlier. I've found that if I'm in a place I prefer not to crap, I don't have to. It's completely subconscious, and I only have minimal control on it, but it works. If you really want to delay it, think "I can't poop now", and see if that works.

 

[dbk]

i always have to go in the morning.. poop then shower

 

[SandEagle]

i always have to go in the morning.. poop then shower

why waste time? just drop a log while in the shower. then proceed to mash the turd down the drain grate with the heel of your foot. rinse ass. done.

 

[Geocentricity]

why waste time? just drop a log while in the shower. then proceed to mash the turd down the drain grate with the heel of your foot. rinse ass. done.

:thumbsup:

 

[caddlad]