How can I look older?

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Have a coma induced and sustained for the next 10 years or so.

 

[krotchy]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Start taking meth
http://www.drugfree.org/portal...urces/faces/index.html

Edit:

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Topic Title: How can I look older?

Answer: Get hooked on meth.

Copycat!

Winner, gain a look 20 years older than you are in under 2. Course the splotchy skin and loss of possessions is a bad side effect.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Leros
I never clean shave. I trim as close as possible. For some reason, that little tiny bit of stubble makes me look a lot older. I look 12 if I'm clean shaven.

I have that same problem, only I have so much blanket-ass Indian in my ancestry that I can't grow a beard.

 

[guyver01]

bullet holes are the only thing that will make ya look older..


"he looks 12... oh wait? is that a bullet hole in his ass? he must be 40"

 

[Special K]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
Anything I can do to look older? Does working out more help? I do go to the gym but not really that often, maybe twice a week. Should I eat more fatning food to buff up?

If this is a serious question, then go to the H&F forum and search for "starting strength".

 

[CKent]

- Get lots of sun
- Take up smoking
- Try the Amy Winehouse experience; lots of drugs, alcohol and sex, too little sleep, too little bathing.

The facial hair should increase and look more natural as you age, hair is the one thing that keeps on giving. Your voice stops getting deeper around 14, your pecker stops growing around 15, you stop getting taller around 18... but hair? It never stops! It just migrates from your head to your face, ears and back. Gorilla style.

 

[lxskllr]

You should enjoy looking young, and hope that it sticks with you later in life ;^)

 

[Squisher]

Shave head, facial hair, facial tattoos and piercings. Walk with a cane.

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
People usually think I'm like 14 even though I'm 22 going on 23. It's actually really anoying. I doubt there's really anything I can do, but maybe I'm missing something. Anything I can do to look older? Does working out more help? I do go to the gym but not really that often, maybe twice a week. Should I eat more fatning food to buff up?

I also get occasional zits, should I take care of them, or allow a few to stay? I have stuff that I can use but I'm afraid getting rid of all of them will just give me "baby face".

Should I join hockey? Maybe a black eye, some cuts and bruises will make me look rougher and older? I'm grasping at straws here.

The only good thing about looking young is if I screw something up at work people will give me more benefit of doubt thinking "he's just a student"

A broken nose can do wonders. Seriously.

 

[LeetViet]

Originally posted by: lxskllr
You should enjoy looking young, and hope that it sticks with you later in life ;^)

Did anyone else find this creepy?

 

[shoRunner]

you just used the word "going on" to describe your age...you are probably 14

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

wait a few years?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
People usually think I'm like 14 even though I'm 22 going on 23. It's actually really anoying. I doubt there's really anything I can do, but maybe I'm missing something. Anything I can do to look older? Does working out more help? I do go to the gym but not really that often, maybe twice a week. Should I eat more fatning food to buff up?

Funny, your posts had you pegged as a 10 year old.





no fooling.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Same here. I'm 27 but people usually place me closer to 21, if even that.



Maybe you could start drinking Draino or something like that and hope it makes your hair fall out. Early baldness would probably add a few years to your perceived age.













(Disclaimer: If anyone actually does that, well, you deserve it.)

why waste your time on Draino, when meth can do it in 5 short years?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: IGBT
smoke lots of dope. the oxidative stress will have your face in lines in no time.

lol, he said "dope." what a dipshit! :laugh:

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Start taking meth
http://www.drugfree.org/portal...urces/faces/index.html

Edit:

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Topic Title: How can I look older?

Answer: Get hooked on meth.

Copycat!

holy hell was I late!

funny though, after looking through a lot of those image links to find the one I needed, some were a bit sensational. once guy merely had his ass beaten before the mug shot. kind of silly, really.

Meth: You'll get your ass beaten!

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Start taking meth
http://www.drugfree.org/portal...urces/faces/index.html

Edit:

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Topic Title: How can I look older?

Answer: Get hooked on meth.

Copycat!

holy hell was I late!

funny though, after looking through a lot of those image links to find the one I needed, some were a bit sensational. once guy merely had his ass beaten before the mug shot. kind of silly, really.

Meth: You'll get your ass beaten!

They don't need to make those pics sensational. Meth really does that to you, and it's really nasty stuff.

 

[Mo0o]

work out

 

[0roo0roo]

benjamin button fx ftw

 

[SilverThief]

Relax and enjoy it.
You'll wish you had when you are 40, and you look 40.

 

[Chunkee]

have children

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
facial hair

 

[Phoenix86]

Text

 

[rasczak]

why the hell do you want to look older? just enjoy the fresh face, cuz in 10 - 15 years, youre gonna be wishing you looked /felt 14 again.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Originally posted by: rasczak
why the hell do you want to look older? just enjoy the fresh face, cuz in 10 - 15 years, youre gonna be wishing you looked /felt 14 again.

Yeah, but I'm worried about now, if I take care of myself which I do, then I'll just keep looking my age which is what I want, that way people take me more seriously. Nothing worse then everyone thinking I'm like 10 years younger and thinking I'm a kid.

Guess the easiest thing is to just keep working out.