How did you meet the last person you had sex with? Hands don't count, fellas.

[BarkingGhostar]

I know this could have been posted in the wussy Love and Relationships forum, but this isn't about love nor is it about relationships. Also, I wanted the freedom for the non-PC behavior to be afforded. So, the last person you had sex with, which must be at least some sort of fellatio or penetration by one human being onto or from you.

Fuck, this sounds like a Mayne posting.

 

[Stopsignhank]

Blind date. We just celebrated our 29th wedding anniversary last month.

I know, boring story.

 

[highland145]

Blind date. We just celebrated our 29th wedding anniversary last month.

I know, boring story.

23 here. We knew each other in HS, had some of the same friends but ran in different circles. Bumped into each other 12/1995. She came by my office and asked me if I had a suit and what did it look like....wut? She was going to the state GOP yearly banquet and needed a date. The guy she was kind of seeing had a suit but it was baby blue corduroy and that wasn't going to fly.

 

[ImpulsE69]

Blind date. We just celebrated our 29th wedding anniversary last month.

I know, boring story.

Same, 25 years here.

 

[ISAslot]

I don't know yet

 

[nakedfrog]

OKCupid

 

[BoomerD]

At work. I was her boss. Then we got married and that changed...

 

[FeuerFrei]

FB. Reconnected with sister's friend who used to come over, back in the day. SHe remembered incidents from my childhood I'd forgotten. Reminiscing is fun.

 

[highland145]

@FeuerFrei So you diddled her before andr eminisced about it?

 

[rh71]

Math class in college. She kept sitting next to me so I decided to befriend her. This was 1996.

 

[FeuerFrei]

@FeuerFrei So you diddled her before andr eminisced about it?

No. I wasn't into her, back then. 20 years later I ran into her on FB, started messaging > phone calls > meeting in person ...

 

[IronWing]

family funeral

 

[looniam]

IDK, i was drinking.

 

[BoomerD]

family funeral

A bit of necrosex?

 

[zinfamous]

beer

 

[local]

So this is going to sound super terrible but we met at her 13th Birthday party, I tried to steal her cake.

 

[Oyeve]

My then wife's best friend. No, we split before I sexed her up. Still together after 20 years.

 

[WhiteNoise]

Cancer event in my local area. My Mom died from cancer but when she was first diagnosed I saw that there was an event in my town and went to gather info. The lady that helped me (she works for a big non profit) gave me her number so I could call if I needed anything more. I did call as I did need something more. lol

Took her out for dinner, went back to her place and had sex....moved into her place a month later, married her a year later and we have been together since 2007 and have two kids.

 

[Rifter]

AFF

 

[Ichinisan]

Blind date. We just celebrated our 29th wedding anniversary last month.

I know, boring story.

Lame. The only thing that could be more lame is me.

Congrats!

 

[Ichinisan]

23 here. We knew each other in HS, had some of the same friends but ran in different circles. Bumped into each other 12/1995. She came by my office and asked me if I had a suit and what did it look like....wut? She was going to the state GOP yearly banquet and needed a date. The guy she was kind of seeing had a suit but it was baby blue corduroy and that wasn't going to fly.

I need to buy a suit.

 

[MtnMan]

I worked the front counter at a bowling alley, and made a comment about how nice her butt looked in those stretch pants.... She was 15, and we will be married 50 years later this year.

 

[Sgt. York]

I worked the front counter at a bowling alley, and made a comment about how nice her butt looked in those stretch pants.... She was 15, and we will be married 50 years later this year.

You used to be able to get away with saying things like that. These days the simpering idiots would vilify you. You would be fired and your entire life ruined.

 

[highland145]

You used to be able to get away with saying things like that. These days the simpering idiots would vilify you. You would be fired and your entire life ruined.

Especially since he was 32.

 

[Sgt. York]

She was almost 18!