how do i dance at prom

[obifunkenobi]

my date is a good dancer, i am a horrible one
since music played at high school dances is mostly hiphop/r&b i have to dance to it regardless of whether i want to or not...im not worried though, watching you got served gave me SOME clue how to dance to hiphop

 

[MillionaireNextDoor]

95% of them can't dance

 

[thirtythree]

haha

 

[Nebor]

Straight people are funny.

 

[JoeKing]

whip it out and wiggle it chasing people all around the dance floor while yelling "Lookie Lookie Lookie"

 

[cucumber]

Originally posted by: Mik3y
its called freaking...you have your crotch touch the girl's ass and just move it with her. its not uncommon to get a boner, but ya, have fun!

Absolutely.

If there's a good amount of hip hop, this is the way to go. (don't restrict yourself to just the ass, if she lets you, face her and grind her crotch too.)

It's easy, it's hard to look stupid doing this (unless the girl isn't into it...) and there's a moderate chance it will turn the girl on enough to hook up with you.

You should steer clear of trying any specific moves. There's no time to get good at it so any complexity will make you look dumb.

Just bounce around and have a good time. If you're too timid, or if you try too hard, you'll look stupid.

The girl mostly cares about the fact that you're confident. If you're relaxed and having fun it doesn't matter how good you are.

 

[DJFuji]

ask your date for some pointers before the dance, especially if she wasn't blackmailed into being your date.

 

[obifunkenobi]

despite all of your good advice, i have decided to skip prom and do coke
thx

 

[IcemanJer]

Originally posted by: DJFuji
especially if she wasn't blackmailed into being your date.

"Sup b!tch. Prom?"

 

[DrumminBoy]

you shouldnt be asking this...you have funk in your name

 

[nageov3t]

it's a known fact that guys can't and don't dance. so it's OK to be a bad dancer the important part is that you're willing to go out there and make a fool of yourself in front of everybody just to please your girlfriend

 

[zimu]

Originally posted by: Nebor
Straight people are funny.

its funny, you make a comment on straight/ gay people in like 1/2 your posts. ok, we know you're not straight, thank you, glad you're out the closet. but dude, you're really not making as big a statement as you think you are!

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: zimu

Originally posted by: Nebor
Straight people are funny.

its funny, you make a comment on straight/ gay people in like 1/2 your posts. ok, we know you're not straight, thank you, glad you're out the closet. but dude, you're really not making as big a statement as you think you are!

Actually I think I bash logitech and thermaltake in half my posts. I don't pretend to be making a statement. I'd say the same thing in real life. I was a little shocked at Loki's post though.

 

[zimu]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: zimu

Originally posted by: Nebor
Straight people are funny.

its funny, you make a comment on straight/ gay people in like 1/2 your posts. ok, we know you're not straight, thank you, glad you're out the closet. but dude, you're really not making as big a statement as you think you are!

Actually I think I bash logitech and thermaltake in half my posts. I don't pretend to be making a statement. I'd say the same thing in real life. I was a little shocked at Loki's post though.

lol, whats wrong with logitech

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: zimu

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: zimu

Originally posted by: Nebor
Straight people are funny.

its funny, you make a comment on straight/ gay people in like 1/2 your posts. ok, we know you're not straight, thank you, glad you're out the closet. but dude, you're really not making as big a statement as you think you are!

Actually I think I bash logitech and thermaltake in half my posts. I don't pretend to be making a statement. I'd say the same thing in real life. I was a little shocked at Loki's post though.

lol, whats wrong with logitech

My attitudes don't have nearly as much to do with being gay as they do with me being an elitist prick. Or maybe that's why I'm gay?

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: zimu

Originally posted by: Nebor
Straight people are funny.

its funny, you make a comment on straight/ gay people in like 1/2 your posts. ok, we know you're not straight, thank you, glad you're out the closet. but dude, you're really not making as big a statement as you think you are!

Actually I think I bash logitech and thermaltake in half my posts. I don't pretend to be making a statement. I'd say the same thing in real life. I was a little shocked at Loki's post though.

which one?

 

[Nebor]

The "guys can't dance" post.

The vast majority of girls you see at clubs can't dance any better than guys. They have one move, rolling their hips, which moves their ass. So they go up to a guy and rub their butt all over them. Obviously straight guys don't have a problem with this, but I'm like, "Come on! Show me somethin! Do something!!"

 

[badmouse]

Originally posted by: obifunkenobi
despite all of your good advice, i have decided to skip prom and do coke
thx

You should have said at the beginning that this was your other option.

 

[GasX]

alcohol, DUH!

:roll:

 

[mugs]

I'm told alcohol makes you dance better. I'm also told that doesn't work for me. So I don't bother.

 

[PunDogg]

Originally posted by: amdfanboy
Run around like an idiot an scream "All your bases are belong to us". Trust me, it's the popular thing to do at dances.

hahahahahah ROFL

Dogg