Well my neighbor has a slow laptop P100, 16MB of ram. He surfs the internet with this thing everyday and surprisingly, the laptop ain't too slow, it's also his only computer. I realy want him to do himself a favor and dump this and get a new computer. He is just lazy in ordering one so that's why he hasn't got one yet. It's not like he doesn't have any money(he has lots of it) but it's just he's too lazy to buy one. My question is, is there anyway I can make this laptop unbearingly slow so he just goes out and buys a new computer out of frustration? I know it's a rotton thing to do, but he needs the speed of a new computer. And I know alot of you are thinking how possibly can you make a laptop this slow even slow, but it's pretty fast, mainly cause it has a bunch of old programs on it and has Win95.