How do I sue someone?

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: DeePee
slash her tires, fuck her.

Umm, how would fucking her help? :Q

LOL! A slight punctuation error changes the entire meaning of the sentence. Classic.

edited for punctuation error.

 

[Raduque]

Originally posted by: QuantumPion

Originally posted by: silverpig
1. Put her car up on blocks. I doubt she has a jack.
2. If there is a pillar or support for the building right beside her car, you could get a couple of friends over to pick up the back end of her car and slide it over so she's right up against the pillar. No matter which way she moves, she's gonna be scraping her door off.

Those ideas lack the plausible deniability like catastrophic loss of brake fluid in an old car.

Yea, but cutting the brake lines is a bad idea. Now, poking holes so they lose brake fluid a little every time she steps on them, that's win.

Oh, and if you go with the putting the car on blocks idea, only lift the car far enough to remove contact from the drive wheels, like an inch or less. The car will still LOOK like it's on the ground, but won't move. Or, you could go the complete opposite and lift it like 6ft in the air with a forklift and put something under it.

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: DeePee
slash her tires, fuck her.

Umm, how would fucking her help? :Q

well, we needs pics to confirm if she's eligible.

 

[Linflas]

Things like this are exactly what small claims courts are for. If you have witnesses, pictures of the damage, and maybe a picture of her door with your paint on it you have a very good chance of winning in small claims. You do not have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that she is guilty, just that preponderance of the evidence indicates that she is guilty.

 

[BoomerD]

I haven't read all the posts, but remember folks...this is amdhunter we're talking about.

I'd have told him to fuck off too...just because based on his posts here, he's a whiny bitch.

 

[krunchykrome]

A few years ago, I was driving in traffic in downtown Baltimore. Some guy in an old pickup truck was tailgating me. Every time I had to brake, I thought "this guy is going to hit me". Wouldn't you know it, I had to brake at a light, and the guy rear ended me. We both got out, and he has the nerve to tell me (before I even said anything) "oh, that's nothing, that was there already". He was referring to the scratches on my bumper.

 

[MotionMan]

BTW, even if you win in court, you are still, basically on your own to try to collect.

Given that you have a yellow car, I think the chances are success at any stage is pretty much zero.

MotionMan

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
I'm going to go in a completely opposite direction than anyone else.

My friend, listen to me; living in ANY city sucks donkey dick. NOBODY cares that you love your car. Nobody cares that you wash it by hand twice a week, wax it monthly and even CLAY BAR IT a few times per year. Your car is just "some car" to everyone but you.

Out of 100% of anyone that owns a vehicle, 90% of those people could care less if their car was covered in flourescent monkey shit that actually would yell at you if you tried to wash it off. To them, the car is just a personal bus that they don't have to share and they dont' care what it looks like.

I am nuts about my vehicles; I do all the above "cleaning stuff" and then some. I keep plastic bags in my truck to put on my shoes before I get in case they get muddy. Really.

You have no case against this woman. Her admitting to you is hearsay (heresay?) and she has no money. Slash her tires and the same cops that told you to go fuck yourself will be the first ones to bust down your door and beat you silly.

You will NEVER be able to properly care for a vehicle until you MOVE OUT OF THE CITY. Cities=enemy of car lovers.

Live in the burbs and you have a garage/driveway where the only dents you can get are the ones you're responsible for. When you go the supermarket/mall, park all the fucking way at the end of the lot, alone, and walk the 1/4mile to the front door. I did this when I lived in Omaha (what a sweet place...I miss it) and it worked out well.

Unfortunately I had to move back to a big city and deal w/this shit all over again.

The only thing you can do now is buy a big blanket/tarp and drape it over the windows on the drivers side and close the door(s), hopefully protecting against dings. Personally, I think the old hag is typical of the majority of vehicle owners and needs her POS car accidentally towed to an alley and burned. BUT she's old, broke, bitter, waiting to die and hates you b/c you're young and actually care about your car AND you had the NERVE to call her out about fucking up your car. The Grim Reaper is taking notes...she'll have an especially rough drag thru the Thorns Of Punishment on her way to her final destination.

In the meantime, you can get the hell out of NYC...what a stinky and evil place. I grew up there so I should know.

Burbs, baby. Burbs.

only comment - her admission is hearsay, but admissible in court (since she's the party opponent).

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: MotionMan
BTW, even if you win in court, you are still, basically on your own to try to collect.

Given that you have a yellow car, I think the chances are success at any stage is pretty much zero.

MotionMan

You've said your yellow car thing three or four times now, and it isn't helping your case as an attorney.

As I said before, in a speeding case or a moving violation, a yellow car has a significantly higher conviction rate. In a case such as this, car color does not matter at all.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: maziwanka

Originally posted by: MichaelD
I'm going to go in a completely opposite direction than anyone else.

My friend, listen to me; living in ANY city sucks donkey dick. NOBODY cares that you love your car. Nobody cares that you wash it by hand twice a week, wax it monthly and even CLAY BAR IT a few times per year. Your car is just "some car" to everyone but you.

Out of 100% of anyone that owns a vehicle, 90% of those people could care less if their car was covered in flourescent monkey shit that actually would yell at you if you tried to wash it off. To them, the car is just a personal bus that they don't have to share and they dont' care what it looks like.

I am nuts about my vehicles; I do all the above "cleaning stuff" and then some. I keep plastic bags in my truck to put on my shoes before I get in case they get muddy. Really.

You have no case against this woman. Her admitting to you is hearsay (heresay?) and she has no money. Slash her tires and the same cops that told you to go fuck yourself will be the first ones to bust down your door and beat you silly.

You will NEVER be able to properly care for a vehicle until you MOVE OUT OF THE CITY. Cities=enemy of car lovers.

Live in the burbs and you have a garage/driveway where the only dents you can get are the ones you're responsible for. When you go the supermarket/mall, park all the fucking way at the end of the lot, alone, and walk the 1/4mile to the front door. I did this when I lived in Omaha (what a sweet place...I miss it) and it worked out well.

Unfortunately I had to move back to a big city and deal w/this shit all over again.

The only thing you can do now is buy a big blanket/tarp and drape it over the windows on the drivers side and close the door(s), hopefully protecting against dings. Personally, I think the old hag is typical of the majority of vehicle owners and needs her POS car accidentally towed to an alley and burned. BUT she's old, broke, bitter, waiting to die and hates you b/c you're young and actually care about your car AND you had the NERVE to call her out about fucking up your car. The Grim Reaper is taking notes...she'll have an especially rough drag thru the Thorns Of Punishment on her way to her final destination.

In the meantime, you can get the hell out of NYC...what a stinky and evil place. I grew up there so I should know.

Burbs, baby. Burbs.

only comment - her admission is hearsay, but admissible in court (since she's the party opponent).

Still hearsay. "She admitted it" is easily countered with "I never said that, he misunderstood." Without corrorborating (sp?) witnesses, it's worthless.

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: maziwanka

Originally posted by: MichaelD
I'm going to go in a completely opposite direction than anyone else.

My friend, listen to me; living in ANY city sucks donkey dick. NOBODY cares that you love your car. Nobody cares that you wash it by hand twice a week, wax it monthly and even CLAY BAR IT a few times per year. Your car is just "some car" to everyone but you.

Out of 100% of anyone that owns a vehicle, 90% of those people could care less if their car was covered in flourescent monkey shit that actually would yell at you if you tried to wash it off. To them, the car is just a personal bus that they don't have to share and they dont' care what it looks like.

I am nuts about my vehicles; I do all the above "cleaning stuff" and then some. I keep plastic bags in my truck to put on my shoes before I get in case they get muddy. Really.

You have no case against this woman. Her admitting to you is hearsay (heresay?) and she has no money. Slash her tires and the same cops that told you to go fuck yourself will be the first ones to bust down your door and beat you silly.

You will NEVER be able to properly care for a vehicle until you MOVE OUT OF THE CITY. Cities=enemy of car lovers.

Live in the burbs and you have a garage/driveway where the only dents you can get are the ones you're responsible for. When you go the supermarket/mall, park all the fucking way at the end of the lot, alone, and walk the 1/4mile to the front door. I did this when I lived in Omaha (what a sweet place...I miss it) and it worked out well.

Unfortunately I had to move back to a big city and deal w/this shit all over again.

The only thing you can do now is buy a big blanket/tarp and drape it over the windows on the drivers side and close the door(s), hopefully protecting against dings. Personally, I think the old hag is typical of the majority of vehicle owners and needs her POS car accidentally towed to an alley and burned. BUT she's old, broke, bitter, waiting to die and hates you b/c you're young and actually care about your car AND you had the NERVE to call her out about fucking up your car. The Grim Reaper is taking notes...she'll have an especially rough drag thru the Thorns Of Punishment on her way to her final destination.

In the meantime, you can get the hell out of NYC...what a stinky and evil place. I grew up there so I should know.

Burbs, baby. Burbs.

only comment - her admission is hearsay, but admissible in court (since she's the party opponent).

In addition, unless there were witnesses (who do not drive yellow cars), she can just deny that she apologized.

Amazing as it might sound, people do lie in court.

MotionMan

 

[waffleironhead]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: MotionMan
BTW, even if you win in court, you are still, basically on your own to try to collect.

Given that you have a yellow car, I think the chances are success at any stage is pretty much zero.

MotionMan

You've said your yellow car thing three or four times now, and it isn't helping your case as an attorney.

As I said before, in a speeding case or a moving violation, a yellow car has a significantly higher conviction rate. In a case such as this, car color does not matter at all.

Especially if there is yellow paint on her door.

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: MotionMan
BTW, even if you win in court, you are still, basically on your own to try to collect.

Given that you have a yellow car, I think the chances are success at any stage is pretty much zero.

MotionMan

You've said your yellow car thing three or four times now, and it isn't helping your case as an attorney.

As I said before, in a speeding case or a moving violation, a yellow car has a significantly higher conviction rate. In a case such as this, car color does not matter at all.

I could win this case in the first 15 seconds:

MM: "Your Honor, Plaintiff drives a yellow car."
Judge: "Really? Let me see that picture... Case DISMISSED!!! NEXT!!!"

MotionMan

 

[moshquerade]

wrap your car in bubblewrap every time you have to park there

 

[Lonyo]

Don't repair the damage and accept it's going to happen and move on?

 

[Sea Moose]

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: MotionMan
BTW, even if you win in court, you are still, basically on your own to try to collect.

Given that you have a yellow car, I think the chances are success at any stage is pretty much zero.

MotionMan

You've said your yellow car thing three or four times now, and it isn't helping your case as an attorney.

As I said before, in a speeding case or a moving violation, a yellow car has a significantly higher conviction rate. In a case such as this, car color does not matter at all.

I could win this case in the first 15 seconds:

MM: "Your Honor, Plaintiff drives a yellow car."
Judge: "Really? Let me see that picture... Case DISMISSED!!! NEXT!!!"

MotionMan

motion passed motion man!

 

[lxskllr]

You could hang tires off the sides like ships do. Not only will it prevent door dings, it's making use of discarded tires which are hard to recycle.

 

[CoinOperatedBoy]

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: MotionMan
BTW, even if you win in court, you are still, basically on your own to try to collect.

Given that you have a yellow car, I think the chances are success at any stage is pretty much zero.

MotionMan

You've said your yellow car thing three or four times now, and it isn't helping your case as an attorney.

As I said before, in a speeding case or a moving violation, a yellow car has a significantly higher conviction rate. In a case such as this, car color does not matter at all.

I could win this case in the first 15 seconds:

MM: "Your Honor, Plaintiff drives a yellow car."
Judge: "Really? Let me see that picture... Case DISMISSED!!! NEXT!!!"

MotionMan

Was this really supposed to be funny any of the first four times?

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: CoinOperatedBoy

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: MotionMan
BTW, even if you win in court, you are still, basically on your own to try to collect.

Given that you have a yellow car, I think the chances are success at any stage is pretty much zero.

MotionMan

You've said your yellow car thing three or four times now, and it isn't helping your case as an attorney.

As I said before, in a speeding case or a moving violation, a yellow car has a significantly higher conviction rate. In a case such as this, car color does not matter at all.

I could win this case in the first 15 seconds:

MM: "Your Honor, Plaintiff drives a yellow car."
Judge: "Really? Let me see that picture... Case DISMISSED!!! NEXT!!!"

MotionMan

Was this really supposed to be funny any of the first four times?

What a mockery.

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: CoinOperatedBoy

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: MotionMan
BTW, even if you win in court, you are still, basically on your own to try to collect.

Given that you have a yellow car, I think the chances are success at any stage is pretty much zero.

MotionMan

You've said your yellow car thing three or four times now, and it isn't helping your case as an attorney.

As I said before, in a speeding case or a moving violation, a yellow car has a significantly higher conviction rate. In a case such as this, car color does not matter at all.

I could win this case in the first 15 seconds:

MM: "Your Honor, Plaintiff drives a yellow car."
Judge: "Really? Let me see that picture... Case DISMISSED!!! NEXT!!!"

MotionMan

Was this really supposed to be funny any of the first four times?

People keep asking about it, so I keep responding.

MotionMan

 

[MercenaryYoureFired]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: MotionMan
BTW, even if you win in court, you are still, basically on your own to try to collect.

Given that you have a yellow car, I think the chances are success at any stage is pretty much zero.

MotionMan

You've said your yellow car thing three or four times now, and it isn't helping your case as an attorney.

As I said before, in a speeding case or a moving violation, a yellow car has a significantly higher conviction rate. In a case such as this, car color does not matter at all.

Don't be such a smug ass, he's dicking around.

 

[her209]

Reminds me of My Cousin Vinny.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: MercenaryYoureFired

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: MotionMan
BTW, even if you win in court, you are still, basically on your own to try to collect.

Given that you have a yellow car, I think the chances are success at any stage is pretty much zero.

MotionMan

You've said your yellow car thing three or four times now, and it isn't helping your case as an attorney.

As I said before, in a speeding case or a moving violation, a yellow car has a significantly higher conviction rate. In a case such as this, car color does not matter at all.

Don't be such a smug ass, he's dicking around.

Had it been funny or useful in this case, fine. As it stands, it was not funny or entertaining and rather counter-productive. It was, as you put it, dickish.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: CoinOperatedBoy

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: MotionMan
BTW, even if you win in court, you are still, basically on your own to try to collect.

Given that you have a yellow car, I think the chances are success at any stage is pretty much zero.

MotionMan

You've said your yellow car thing three or four times now, and it isn't helping your case as an attorney.

As I said before, in a speeding case or a moving violation, a yellow car has a significantly higher conviction rate. In a case such as this, car color does not matter at all.

I could win this case in the first 15 seconds:

MM: "Your Honor, Plaintiff drives a yellow car."
Judge: "Really? Let me see that picture... Case DISMISSED!!! NEXT!!!"

MotionMan

Was this really supposed to be funny any of the first four times?

People keep asking about it, so I keep responding.

MotionMan

Yep...just like people who drive red cars all deserve the speeding tickets they get. Red cars just go faster.

EVERYONE knows this.

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: CoinOperatedBoy

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: MotionMan
BTW, even if you win in court, you are still, basically on your own to try to collect.

Given that you have a yellow car, I think the chances are success at any stage is pretty much zero.

MotionMan

You've said your yellow car thing three or four times now, and it isn't helping your case as an attorney.

As I said before, in a speeding case or a moving violation, a yellow car has a significantly higher conviction rate. In a case such as this, car color does not matter at all.

I could win this case in the first 15 seconds:

MM: "Your Honor, Plaintiff drives a yellow car."
Judge: "Really? Let me see that picture... Case DISMISSED!!! NEXT!!!"

MotionMan

Was this really supposed to be funny any of the first four times?

People keep asking about it, so I keep responding.

MotionMan

Yep...just like people who drive red cars all deserve the speeding tickets they get. Red cars just go faster.

EVERYONE knows this.

Well, since you bring it up...



MotionMan