How do I tell my Highschool sweet heart GF that she is gotten too fat for me to stick around.

[KarenMarie]

Try this:

"I am sorry, but I am a shallow waste of time and think only on the surface. Therefore, I will do you a HUGE favor, and set you free so you can find a worthwhile partner for life while I will go from person to person until my looks fail and I am all alone and unworthy of self love, long ago passing up the commitment and serious things that make life worthwhile".

And ya know what.... i have not read this entire thread, so i dont know if you actually had the balls to post a pic of yourself (i doubt it)... but you need to spend every fvcking day of your life PRAYING to God that you never have an accident, or have someone throw acid in your face of something else that would make you... by your own standards... so ugly that no one could possibly stomach you.

what a loser

 

[Analog]

You have no idea what a relationship is. Seems to me your completely on the taking end - you have a lot of growing up to do.

 

[Smackem]

Originally posted by: montanafan
Just tell her you're too busy with WoW and trying to figure out how to ask the UPS girl out right now. BTW, did you ever have that surgery to get your eyes slanted?

And, who were you before you were banned?

Hah, i forgot about that slanted eyes post.
I have a pic of me on my webserver, but i think its time to let this thread die.

 

[MetalMat]

Originally posted by: Smackem

Originally posted by: montanafan
Just tell her you're too busy with WoW and trying to figure out how to ask the UPS girl out right now. BTW, did you ever have that surgery to get your eyes slanted?

And, who were you before you were banned?

Hah, i forgot about that slanted eyes post.
I have a pic of me on my webserver, but i think its time to let this thread die.

Why dont you post a pic of yourself dude? You said you had a camera phone, trying to hide something?

 

[Saint Nick]

i am still with a girl in high school. couldn't be better right now. she isn't "gaining weight" though she's a thin filipino girl.

 

[stag3]

Originally posted by: freesia39
seriously, fvck you.

as a female, you are quite possibly one of the biggest assholes i've ever encountered on this message board. if the ONLY reason you are dumping this girl because she gained some weight, then you are quite possibly one of the most shallow guys on this message board. and that's saying quite a lot.

i hate having to fight over my weight. that people judge me constantly over how skinny or fat i am. and i live in freaking los angeles, the capital of beautiful, and anorexic/bulimic women trying really hard to make it in hollywood.

by the picture you posted, your gf (and she shouldn't be with you, since you are a jerk) is not hurting herself by gaining 15 pounds. you're too busy looking at all the anorexic women with body enhancements to realize that you have an actual person that is comfortable with you. do you know how long people search to find someone that will be comfortable with them?

being 21 is not an excuse. wanting to bang hot chicks is not an excuse. you can probably find a ton of vapid hot chicks that will attend to your beck and call. but they will not stay with you, and you'll find yourself manwhored out, wondering why all women out there have no substance but slamming bodies. you're too busy being concerned about yourself. being in a relationship is also about caring the other person, which you have completely forgotten about.

perhaps i'm bringing out my own insecurities, since i'm not exactly the thinnest person in the world and it hurts me to the very core of my soul that men can be this inconsiderate, shallow and idiotic and i'm thankful that mine cares more about me than how i look. but to expect to live my life 10-15 pounds underweight, worrying everyday that someone will cast a disapproving eye towards me if i order anything more than a glass of water and a salad at a restuarant, is simply unrealistic.

you're too busy looking for others that will agree with you. but note they are agreeing that if you are not attracted to her, then you should not be with her. you're only dumping her because you think she's fat, and NOT because you're not attracted to her. look at yourself. you're the reason why there are eating disorders. why the perception is size zero or nothing. why the entire world is so obsessed with how fast denise richards lost her pregnancy weight or how skinny jessica simpson got for her latest movie role.

she's not your sweet heart. dump her. go for it. she doesn't deserve you, but someone that will appreciate her for the way you are. go ahead and list the other reasons why you don't like her. it will all stem from the fact that you have allowed your brain to rot with the idea "she's fat and i can't handle this. i can't be seen with this. it is so not cool and everyone will just think i only like fat chicks, and if i'm ever seen with her and a hot chick strolls by, she'll never give me the time of day."

impale yourself with a sword. or better yet, just stop posting.

damn couldn't have said it better myself.

 

[sixone]

Hold it - aren't you the guy who was asking for advice on how to bang the UPS chick?

Some people never learn. Some people grow out of it. I hope you fall in to the latter category.

 

[BAMAVOO]

Is that you with your arm around your sister in that beach photo? :disgust:

 

[Medicine Bear]

Wow. What an a$$hole

 

[skace]

Am I the only one who could smell the BS before even entering the thread? The OP is flamebaiting in every reply in this thread. Most likely the entire thing is Shens. Move on.

 

[GhettoPeanut]

have you tried just talking to her about it. essentially just ask her whats up, she could be depressed or something. i mean, its not gonna be easy,and she's prolly gonna get pissed, but it might not be to bad.

also, fugly? i mean, is this a one sided deal?

 

[Stumps]

dude...you don't deserve to have any women in your life...you are a moron

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: loki8481
plus, I've noticed that when fat girls get skinny, they end up with huge boobs

Yup. Most pr0n gals were once hefty, but dropped the waist and thighs keeping the nice ass and chest. So to the OP, she'll only get hoter after a couple months of exercise.

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: sixone
Hold it - aren't you the guy who was asking for advice on how to bang the UPS chick?

Some people never learn. Some people grow out of it. I hope you fall in to the latter category.

LMFAO I REMEMBER THAT THREAD HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: loki8481
plus, I've noticed that when fat girls get skinny, they end up with huge boobs

This is a lie. Do not believe this.

 

[Syrch]

dump her... it would be best for her, you truly are a a$$hat.

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: Britboy

Originally posted by: mwtgg
Kill yourself.

Seconded, you sad bastard

Do us all a favour you pr!ck.

 

[wondersteve]

You have to ask yourself the question .. do you love her ..if you do ...then weight or looks will not matter.

thats my 2 cents.

 

[Stumps]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: Britboy

Originally posted by: mwtgg
Kill yourself.

Seconded, you sad bastard

Do us all a favour you pr!ck.

Agreed

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: wondersteve
You have to ask yourself the question .. do you love her ..if you do ...then weight or looks will not matter.

thats my 2 cents.

obviously not, if he started this thread

 

[MetalMat]

Dont forget about this, in case you missed out in the other thread:

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/threa...suggestions&Author=Smackem&Cluster=Wow

 

[Crucial]

Tool

 

[Stumps]

Originally posted by: Crucial
Tool

What a fvcknuckle, the brunette is much hotter, he only deserves d*ck from now on!

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: Stumps

Originally posted by: Crucial
Tool

What a fvcknuckle, the brunette is much hotter, he only deserves d*ck from now on!

Agreed. The Brunette is a cutie. I think the OP is getting wood 'cause the blonde has a Bikini on.

OMGWTFISEEFLESHBONAR!!!11TYBILLION

:roll::ROLLEYES;:roll:

 

[Doboji]

1. Dump her and tell her she's too fat
2. Go out looking for other girls
3. Get rejected over and over and over again because you're an idiot
4. Crawl back to girlfriend
5. meet new boyfriend
6. ......
7. Die in a Fire