How do women keep their men?

[Scrapster]

Is it all about sex? Or is there something more that men need in order to stay with their woman?

 

[Viper GTS]

Companionship, completion, love, sex, quality food...

The list is long.

Viper GTS

 

[Urinal Mint]

1. She watches NFL with me, and worships the game
2. She doesn't always demand my attention (i.e. she's independent)
3. She makes her own money
4. She doesn't get jealous if I look at another girl walking by on the street
5. She's clean!
6. Non-smoker
7. Non-religious
8. She doesn't blow up like a balloon after we're committed.

Hrm, the list goes on and on... I don't think I'm too picky. She's out there.

 

[UnixFreak]

UM, You forgot "wont cut her hair after a commitment" This is pretty important, to me, at least.

 

[vi edit]

- Intelligent coversations
- BJ's
- She likes beer
- She's a damn fine cook
- She can belch with the best of them
- Watches more sports than me
- She likes a good action flick with lots of people dying
- The soon to be six digit income will be nice as well

Yeh, I'm lucky.

 

[Urinal Mint]

<< UM, You forgot &quot;wont cut her hair after a commitment&quot; This is pretty important, to me, at least. >>


Nah, good point to add... this happened to a friend of mine. Girlfriend cut her hair and looked like a diesel *** after doing it. Man, was he pissed.

 

[Carbo]

Can any of you knuckle walkers offer the same things you're demanding?

 

[Urinal Mint]

I don't ask for something unless I have the same goods in stock already.

 

[Scrapster]

vi_edit is a very passionate, passionate man.

 

[vi edit]

<< Can any of you knuckle walkers offer the same things you're demanding? >>



Demand? She insists!



<< vi_edit is a very passionate, passionate man. >>



That usually comes after the beer, and the kick ass action flick

 

[Geekbabe]

<< Is it all about sex? Or is there something more that men need in order to stay with their woman? >>




speaking from the POV of an old broad,I think the better question is how do women get rid of you guys? Let you park your shoes under the old bedstead,feed you a few good meals
and you're like stray cats who never leave, lol, maybe we should start a thread listing the Rules for Stray men ?


Just joking Seriously , the physical thing is all good but that oh so hot,hot feeling fades over time, you stay together by developing common goals, respect for each other's interests even the ones you don't share and a healthy balance between togetherness and independence.

 

[goshdarnindie]

DON'T CHANGE!

The reason I hooked up with the girl is what I want. If she changes, she shouldn't be surprised if I change Mr. &amp; Mrs. to not include her.

 

[Geekbabe]

<< DON'T CHANGE!

The reason I hooked up with the girl is what I want. If she changes, she shouldn't be surprised if I change Mr. &amp; Mrs. to not include her. >>




Everyone changes over time,life experience does that, the trick is to change together

 

[FireGal]

<< UM, You forgot &quot;wont cut her hair after a commitment&quot; This is pretty important, to me, at least. >>



You sound like my husband. He insists I keep my long hair.

 

[Emulex]

werd to long hair, feels so good on the inside of my thighs

 

[kassy]

<< How do women keep their men? >>


One word, HandCuffs.

Men are such perfect beings that once we have one we never want to let go, so we handcuff them, feed them and pretend we don't notice the growing stomach and hair loss.

 

[DannyLove]

mainly sex. men = want sex. if chick doesnt put out, then the man will move on. At least thats what Tom Leykis has taught me. I recommend you tune into him if your in the Souther Cal area....very interesting I must say and funny

danny~!

 

[goshdarnindie]

<< DON'T CHANGE!

The reason I hooked up with the girl is what I want. If she changes, she shouldn't be surprised if I change Mr. &amp; Mrs. to not include her. >>




Everyone changes over time,life experience does that, the trick is to change together

Oh, I know. But little changes, like &quot;I decided to try pottery&quot;, not &quot;I decided to hack off 6 inches&quot;, or &quot;I decided to gain 40 lbs.&quot;, or &quot;I decided to stop taking the pill, is that a problem?&quot;

 

[Geekbabe]

How old are you ? LOL, long hair looks hag like on the average woman once she's over 40 and as far as the weight thang goes, you're going to hold to the same standards over the years right ? six pack abs's and bulging biceps and you'll get a weave if you start losing your hair etc?


I'll tell you when I think of difficulties I've had in a long term marriage/relationship, physical appearance issues are NOT anywhere near the top of my problem list.

 

[Elita1]

LMAO at Kassy's post! we also ignore the lethal farting and the underwear left around the house. Or at least some of us do

Well, all's I know is, if it's quality food that keep men with their women, then God knows why Optimus still sticks around this popsicle stand!

 

[Urinal Mint]

Hair loss? You're hooking up with the wrong men.

Seriously, my dad is 56 and got his first gray hairs this year. And yes, he still has every last hair on his head, and it's as thick as it was when I was born 24 years ago.

I have good genes, thankfully.

 

[Viper GTS]

Not all people are so lucky, I've had gray hairs since I was 15 or so. Now at 19 I have quite a bit of it, enough that people I barely know comment on it.



Viper GTS

 

[Geekbabe]

Elita,

on the &quot;farting&quot; thang, does Optimus let loose a big one and then look around innocently and blame the cat ?


LOL, my friend practically blows holes in my sofa and then blames my poor cats

 

[Geekbabe]

UM,

My friend who describes himself as &quot;Fifty,Fat and filthy minded&quot; still has a very full head of gorgous silver hair

 

[kassy]

<< we also ignore the lethal farting >>


After a year of marriage hubby still says 'excuse me', while my first husband thought pulling the covers over my head and farting was a form of foreplay.