How do you make day-old Taco Bell taste better?

[Captante]

You don't.

 

[SparkyJJO]

So much food fail in this thread. I'd rather drink lumpy greasy diarrhea than eat fresh or non-fresh taco bell.

I want to see someone offer you both and see you actually take that over Taco Bell :sneaky:

 

[Sonikku]

Reheated Taco Bell? D: That sounds about as appealing as getting a blowjob from Hillary, except with food.

 

[CA19100]

"You can't polish a turd."

But you can roll it in glitter. :biggrin:

 

[QueBert]

I stopped eating Taco Bell when they announced their "beef" was 88% real meat...

I wouldn't eat ground beef that was 100% meat, that means it would be fucking flavorless. I make taco meat often, and while I don't measure the meat to spice ratio, mine's nowhere near 100%. 88% would probably be too high as I love a lot of spices and some tomato sauce in my ground beef.

 

[Perknose]

Reheated Taco Bell? D: That sounds about as appealing as getting a blowjob from Hillary, except with food.

Do you speak from experience? Because that would make you an unimpeachable source.

Hard for many to conjur in their Fox news brain pans, but here's the young Hillary:

 

[NetWareHead]

I want to see someone offer you both and see you actually take that over Taco Bell :sneaky:

The last time i ate taco bell, it gave me exactly that kind of diarrhea.

 

[schmuckley]

Nuke it.It all comes out looking the same anyway.

 

[sportage]

All fast food has a 10 minute limit.
After that, it all taste like cat litter.
At least that what my cat told me.