How do you tell a black person to stop talking in a movie theatre

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: ChanHo78
I have seen blacks doing this in theaters, but also other races, yes whites too. The majority of my theater experience interruptions come from older white people commenting through out the movie. Some racists on these forums I see.

It's not racism if it's true Seriously though, if you live in the hood, you're going to see this sort of thing aaallll the time. The simple fact is that ghetto people suck, and a disproportionate number of ghetto people are black.

 

[Kirby]

Around here, it's mostly black teenagers who won't shut the hell up. White teenagers won't get off the fucking phone. :|

Death to teenagers!

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: ChanHo78
I have seen blacks doing this in theaters, but also other races, yes whites too. The majority of my theater experience interruptions come from older white people commenting through out the movie. Some racists on these forums I see.

No.

 

[TridenT]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
I've never heard of that stereotype.

Anyway, tell them like you'd tell anyone else. If you treat them differently, you're the problem, not the solution.

That, to the pixel.

You know, you could say, "Hey, would you kindly shut the fuck up?"

 

[OCGuy]

I thought this was going to be one of those "throw them a basketball" jokes.

 

[KeithTalent]

Same as the pumpkin-headed, ponytailed, piece of shit that was at A Serious Man yesterday "Are you serious? Please. Stop talking!". Jackass.

KT

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: nkgreen
Around here, it's mostly black teenagers who won't shut the hell up. White teenagers won't get off the fucking phone. :|

Death to teenagers!

Teenagers are the future.



Unless we stop them now.

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: nkgreen
Around here, it's mostly black teenagers who won't shut the hell up. White teenagers won't get off the fucking phone. :|

Death to teenagers!

Teenagers are the future.



Unless we stop them now.

Usually teenagers grow up to be adults but in the ghetto many a times the adults are just like they were when they were teenagers.......unfortunately.

 

[iGas]

Ignore it or file your complaint to the theater attendants. It is not your job to tell people to be quiet, because it might draw more unwanted attention to the situation & yourself.

I prefer watching movies on my home theater system and avoid the anoyances.

 

[gorcorps]

bring some kfc and it'll shut em up for a while

 

[KeypoX]

you got got.

 

[slightlyhuman]

i'm not racists but see this all the time. even white people but mostly young black girls that won't shut the fuck up and when i say stfu they go 'off' like a fucking moron.

<lives in south.

 

[hiromizu]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: hiromizu
Problem is how are you going to prevent your ass from getting kicked by doing that? No matter what you say, it's gonna disrepek them people. It can't be helped.

All black people have explosive violent tempers. Everyone knows this.

weelll I wouldn't necessarily say ALL but 99% is probably a pretty conservative percentage.

 

[LittleMsSnuggie]

I don't know how to tell them to shut the fuck up without offending them, but if you want to get rid of them just tell them there is a Popeyes that just opened up around the corner and they're handing out free chicken. Limited while supplies last.

 

[Kev]

Yeah you wouldn't yell "shut the fuck up" in killadelphia where you get shot just for looking at someone funny

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: TecHNooB

Originally posted by: dbk
go "ssshhhhhhhhh"

'SCUSE YOU?

OH NO YOU Di'INT! (3 snaps in the Z fo'mation)

 

[AMCRambler]

So you went to see Zombieland, the big teenybopper comedy/thriller in theaters right now, and you thought the kids seeing that movie weren't going to be talking loud? Cripes man. It's all friggin' teenagers. There's also 3 or 4 who think they're comedians and their stupid comments are funnier than the movie. I could have told you before you left that this was going to happen.

On that note, my favorite thing is the douche with the super sensitive ears that will shush you when you whisper in your girlfriends ear. And they make a point of shushing louder than any sound you made. Obnoxious.

Even better, the retard that can't friggin sit still. All the damn seats are connected to each other in a row, and it never fails I get stuck next to the guy who has to shake his legs back and forth ceaselessly through the whole movie. Start getting motion sickness from it. Don't snort crank before you go to the movie and you'll be able to sit still for 2 hours.

 

[AreaCode707]

"Nothing, you already told her twice!"

Wait, what?

 

[JEDIYoda]

homie pass the grits and stfu!!

 

[Agentbolt]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS YOU BE STRAIGHT RACIST TRIPPIN' FOOL - OH SHIT GIRL DON'T GO IN THERE YOU ABOUT TO GET ATE!!! - NOW WHAT WAS I SAYIN' OH RIGHT DON'T BE SPREADIN' YOU CRACKA NONSENSE 'ROUND HERE - AH I TOL' YOU ROSHANDA HE THE BAD GUY LOOK AT 'IM!!!

Also I have free ipods if anyone wants one.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: AMCRambler
So you went to see Zombieland, the big teenybopper comedy/thriller in theaters right now, and you thought the kids seeing that movie weren't going to be talking loud? Cripes man. It's all friggin' teenagers. There's also 3 or 4 who think they're comedians and their stupid comments are funnier than the movie. I could have told you before you left that this was going to happen.

On that note, my favorite thing is the douche with the super sensitive ears that will shush you when you whisper in your girlfriends ear. And they make a point of shushing louder than any sound you made. Obnoxious.

Even better, the retard that can't friggin sit still. All the damn seats are connected to each other in a row, and it never fails I get stuck next to the guy who has to shake his legs back and forth ceaselessly through the whole movie. Start getting motion sickness from it. Don't snort crank before you go to the movie and you'll be able to sit still for 2 hours.

Dealing with teeny-boppers is easy.

Just find one of those ringtones that only tweens can hear.
Annoy the fuck out of them.
Profit.

My problem is that for a 30 year old, I still hear pretty high up in the frequency range (I have no idea why). So its possible some of the more irritating 20 year olds may not respond to a sound that would kill me. But I would just use some battery-amplified speakers and keep driving them out until the movie was a pleasant experience. I still have some older ones after about 10 years. They work great. Couple them with an mp3 player and make sure you start off with the highest frequency first.

As for black folks: Studies suggest that an armed white man waving a confederate flag does wonders. Of course, in New York and New Jersey that would cause the white folks to jump your ass, so it may not be that helpful.

 

[fleabag]

Originally posted by: Aflac
Put on black makeup and then tell them to shut the fsck up. There, now you're free from all racial stigma!

:disgust:

black like me

 

[Mike Gayner]

Originally posted by: AMCRambler
So you went to see Zombieland, the big teenybopper comedy/thriller in theaters right now, and you thought the kids seeing that movie weren't going to be talking loud? Cripes man. It's all friggin' teenagers. There's also 3 or 4 who think they're comedians and their stupid comments are funnier than the movie. I could have told you before you left that this was going to happen.

On that note, my favorite thing is the douche with the super sensitive ears that will shush you when you whisper in your girlfriends ear. And they make a point of shushing louder than any sound you made. Obnoxious.

Even better, the retard that can't friggin sit still. All the damn seats are connected to each other in a row, and it never fails I get stuck next to the guy who has to shake his legs back and forth ceaselessly through the whole movie. Start getting motion sickness from it. Don't snort crank before you go to the movie and you'll be able to sit still for 2 hours.

I'm that guy. TBH is it that fucking hard to sit through a single movie and STFU so we can anjoy it? I don't see why you feel the need to discuss each scene with your girlfriend in a whispering voice which is in fact a lot louder than you think it is.

 

[StageLeft]

There is some truth in many stereotypes and I believe this is one of them with some. It's a cultural difference based on my real-life observations; black people when in a group just do appear louder than whites, in general.

BTW if you are a regular whisperer/talker, chances are VERY HIGH that you are pissing off your friends every bit as much as strangers, so do stfu, please.

 

[SandEagle]

Originally posted by: dbk
go "ssshhhhhhhhh"

i dunno...that sounds pretty racist.

and yes, this stereotype is real and has been known for decades.

i remember going to a movie theater once in detroit to watch Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. as soon as the subtitles appeared, a group of guys yelled 'oh f*** this s***' and left...lol