How do you think you will die?

[Schmide]

In the Andes in a lava flow

 

[Sho'Nuff]

Likely heart attack or some horrific bowel disorder.

 

[crab]

Stroke, aneurism, pneumonia, sepsis or kidney failure.

 

[Blackjack200]

Quietly in my sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in my car.

One of my all time favorite jokes, so short and sweet.

Please lord, when I die, let me go quietly in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and terrified like the passengers in his car. :biggrin:

 

[BurnItDwn]

I will be a drunk, fat old man, smoking lots of cigars and eating too much and travelling to not always the safest places in the world, and I will have a heart attack climbing up like 20 flights of stairs because I will be too stubborn to take the elevator. When I collapse and fall down the stairs, I will be like a giant bowling ball, and the other people will be like the pins, so I might take some other folks down with me.

 

[NuclearNed]

Death by bees. They have it out for me.

 

[thraashman]

With my drinking habits most would probably assume liver failure. However if I am ever diagnosed with a terminal illness I figure I will be shot dead by the guards at the nation's Capitol as I break in to Ted Cruz's office to take a dump on his desk.

 

[BurnItDwn]

With my drinking habits most would probably assume liver failure. However if I am ever diagnosed with a terminal illness I figure I will be shot dead by the guards at the nation's Capitol as I break in to Ted Cruz's office to take a dump on his desk.

He probably would pay you for the honor. Im pretty sure that parasite survives on a diet of shit.

 

[SpunkyJones]

Stroke, and sooner than later.

 

[shabby]

 

[MongGrel]

.357 Magnum.

 

[master_shake_]

crushed by my own genius

:biggrin:

 

[Captante]

Quietly of old age in my sleep?

 

[Sonikku]

Likely beaten to death and dropped in some slum alley or field.

 

[LightPattern]

Hopefully out on an ill-advised high altitude extended hike.

 

[SMOGZINN]

Space Chlamydia.

 

[brianmanahan]

Now the medicine man comes and he shuffles inside
He walks with a swagger and he says to the bride
"Stop all this weeping, swallow your pride
You will not die, it's not poison".

- Bob Dylan

that pome doesn't rhyme

 

[SMOGZINN]

that pome doesn't rhyme

I think it does when said by Bob Dylan

 

[T9D]

Space Chlamydia.

http://youtu.be/-me2inj1nNw?t=2m59s

 

[SMOGZINN]

http://youtu.be/-me2inj1nNw?t=2m59s

I actually have that movie on my HTPC to watch tonight

 

[Schmide]

Boneitis

 

[T9D]

I actually have that movie on my HTPC to watch tonight

It's such a hilarious cult classic. Deserves way more recognition.

I wish it was out on bluray. Probably never see HD though.

 

[bradly1101]

Eyebrow plucking accident. That or Ebola.

 

[JDawg1536]

Liver failure.

 

[Jeff7]

Heart disease or cancer.

Can't argue with statistics.

heat death

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