Apparently the best thing to do is cut up the can into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it out in the street for the garbage man to leave behind, eh? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up garbage can will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta take the hinges of your canss, and pull the wheels out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through polypropylene like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a pile of garbage can parts that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of can every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".