How do you troll other drivers who are trigger happy with their horn?

[Tommy2000GT]

Sometimes I would drive on the extreme edge my lane or even right on the lane marker and then the car next to me would keep blowing his horn. I love to mess with people like that who love to use their horns over every little thing.

 

[Ns1]

yup, that's why I don't honk at people unless absolutely necessary.

Usually when some asshole honks me for not driving fast enough

 

[Tommy2000GT]

yup, that's why I don't honk at people unless absolutely necessary.

Usually when some asshole honks me for not driving fast enough

Sometimes when the light turns green and the car in front of hasn't moved yet, I give him like 3 seconds until I blow my horn.

When impatient drivers blow then horn not even a second after the light turns green, I would stop an extra 5 seconds and then take off extremely slow.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Mess with them and they may retaliate.

Brake checking you is one way.

Or just getting in front of you and slowing way down.

both perfectly legal and can set you up for being responsible for an accident.

Demonstrate your maturity.

 

[Ns1]

Mess with them and they may retaliate.

Brake checking you is one way.

Or just getting in front of you and slowing way down.

both perfectly legal and can set you up for being responsible for an accident.

Demonstrate your maturity.

When you see this about to happen, you speed up real quick and do the same to him first. You NEVER let a guy who you just trolled get in front of you. that is stupid and dangerous. <---yes I realize the irony of this statement

 

[KeithP]

Demonstrate your maturity.

Seems unlikely.

-KeithP

 

[Cookie]

yup, that's why I don't honk at people unless absolutely necessary.

Usually when some asshole honks me for not driving fast enough

I got honked at last summer for stopping completely at a stop sign.

 

[SandEagle]

that's why i keep a Jason hockey mask in the car. troll me and i'll pull up next to you with mask on and hand gesture you to pull over.

 

[Mark R]

I just give them a honk on this.

 

[SandEagle]

..other times i'd just pick my nose and do a pretend flick at the driver.

 

[DesiPower]

I honk at people (or even flip them off) at the last moment, when we are parting ways, before that I just show them my displeasure by following too closely or something... that way I am sure that they cannot "troll" me.

 

[Oyeve]

I just crash into them.

 

[DesiPower]

I just crash into them.

talking about real, not slot cars

 

[RearAdmiral]

One can do the machine gun or karate chop honk back at them. With the right wheel you can get many a tiny honk/second.

Speaking of brake checking. I was in traffic a few weeks ago, medium to heavy traffic around a couple of exits/on ramps. Everyone follows close cause you know, that's what happens in traffic. Some clown in the left lane decides I'm too close and starts to brake check me and starts getting all pointy at me outside his/her window. I continue following at a relatively safe distance for the speed/traffic conditions and he/she gets more and more flustered trying to faux brake check me. Eventually I'm starting to get pretty darn close, but by this point we are getting past the exits where cars pick up speed again and this person is going about 35-40 and people are starting to BLOW by him/her honking/yelling and giving the finger to the car. After a space opens up I just downshift a couple gears and fly by.

All this happens with me and my sunglasses on, showing zero emotion, giving them zero satisfaction.

Karate chop honk for extra lols

P.S. You aren't going to out brake me when I drive a wrx and you drive a camry.

 

[WelshBloke]

I just give them a honk on this.

:biggrin: Now that would be funny. :thumbsup:

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I hate people that drive right up against the line between their lane and the neighboring lane. It usually means that they're either passive-aggressive assholes (the op) or drunks/old people that need to hit the reflectors to tell that they've gone too far. DIAcarF.

 

[SpatiallyAware]

Sometimes I would drive on the extreme edge my lane or even right on the lane marker and then the car next to me would keep blowing his horn. I love to mess with people like that who love to use their horns over every little thing.

Ugh, you deserve to get honked at. That's not a little thing, wake up and pay attention to the road.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Ugh, you deserve to get honked at. That's not a little thing, wake up and pay attention to the road.

I knew a guy named SpatiallyAware would take offense to such a post. :thumbsup:

 

[Perknose]

Trolling people while driving deserves its own special Darwin Award category.

 

[Vdubchaos]

Demonstrate your maturity.

This

It requires certain level of maturity and self control to ignore idiots and let them be.

Mess with them and you end up RIGHT in their inner circle.

Little story from the past....

I remember once I was in traffic and people started using emergency lane....got me pissed and like an idiot I blocked one of the cars. Guy pulled around me on the grass going nuts/waving a hammer at me.

Guess what my stupid ass did. I went right after him. It's like a demon entered inside of me...I didn't care. We got off the exit and stopped at the light. He got out of the car with the hammer....and I did as well. When he looked at my face, well, let;'s just say I've never seen so much fear in another men's face in my life.

He got back in the car>locked everything up and I still tried to break his window > get in etc.

Moral of the story children. That day I thought to myself. What if he had a gun or he didn't get back in the car. Would it be worth it for my family to lose their father for this stupid shit and that fuckin idiot. Answer is pretty clear.

Let's just say past 10 years or so I haven't got mad at ANYONE on the road.

But in general, I have NEVER made a good decision when angry.

 

[Aikouka]

I might be more of an aggressive driver, but I really need to learn to use my horn more often. I think I've used it maybe twice in the past year, but I've had people almost cause an accident involving my vehicle way more than twice.

 

[RedRooster]

Trolling people while driving deserves its own special Darwin Award category.

Agreed. Far too many maniacs on the road to risk messing around with them. I prefer getting the hell off the road as quickly as I can. The old days of enjoying a quiet afternoon drive are LONG long gone.

 

[Tommy2000GT]

Ugh, you deserve to get honked at. That's not a little thing, wake up and pay attention to the road.

I don't drive on the edge of my lane normally. I only do it to troll other driver when I have to.

 

[Raduque]

There was never a more appropriate thread than this for that gif of the russian guys hanging an AK out the window while the another car is tailgating and driving like an ass.

 

[soulcougher73]

I usually just shoot people like you. No need to blow my horn before the shot to warn you