How do you troll other drivers who are trigger happy with their horn?

[felang]

Lol, most don't have the balls to pull their gun out...plus good luck with me slightly behind your left side getting a clear shot anyway. Stick to CoD or whatever game you play.

You the man now dog.

Dude just shut the help up. Good for you for being the size of the Hulk and having Rambo´s knife weilding skills... you´re still ATOT´s biggest douche.

 

[alkemyst]

Dude just shut the help up. Good for you for being the size of the Hulk and having Rambo´s knife weilding skills... you´re still ATOT´s biggest douche.

My BMW M3 makes it my divine right, what is your excuse?

 

[felang]

My BMW M3 makes it my divine right, what is your excuse?

Then I guess my ´87 M3 makes you my bitch? Probably has less miles on it than yours as well. And before you ask for pics, you´re not going to get them because I buy my cars to enjoy and get from point A to point B, not to brag about in ANONYMOUS forums. What an idiot.

To all other posters I´m truly sorry, I won´t feed the douchetroll anymore.

 

[alkemyst]

Then I guess my ´87 M3 makes you my bitch? Probably has less miles on it than yours as well. And before you ask for pics, you´re not going to get them because I buy my cars to enjoy and get from point A to point B, not to brag about in ANONYMOUS forums. What an idiot.

To all other posters I´m truly sorry, I won´t feed the douchetroll anymore.

AT is not an anonymous forum jack off.

Suck a dick.

 

[Red Squirrel]

There was this guy on my game server that used to be exactly like alkemyst. Internet tough guy, thought he was all that, always telling off people and he happened to be a jock too. We called him muscle brain. I think it has a nice ring to it.

As for the original topic, I sometimes troll tailgaters. Especially the real douche ones that flash their lights and swerve back and forth. I'll slow down to the speed limit and set it on cruise. The best is when they pass me by flooring it to the max just to show off their speed, and then I eventually meet them at the next red light. GG bro, you just spent a couple dollars of gas just to get to the red light faster than me by breaking the speed limit.

Those are the instances where I wish there was a cop hiding somewhere that catches the douche.

 

[alkemyst]

LoL it's more than online

Don't be mad bros!

 

[kyrax12]

How old are most users in this forum again?

 

[kyrax12]

Mess with them and they may retaliate.

Brake checking you is one way.

Or just getting in front of you and slowing way down.

both perfectly legal and can set you up for being responsible for an accident.

Demonstrate your maturity.

Driving below the speed limit is "illegal" right?

 

[SlitheryDee]

Why not just keep driving? Listen to some music, a podcast, or audiobook. Forget about the other guy. He's living in his little world where he needs to do stuff to other people on the road. No need for you to live there too.

 

[lokiju]

Years ago I was stuck in traffic for 3 hours to get home from Miami to Ft. Lauderdale which is like 30 miles.

Turned out a guy had enough of the person in front of him, ran into the back of their car, got them pulled over due to the wreck, he went to his trunk, pulled out his shotgun and blasted them.

Of course this is the same commute that I sat for about the same amount of time because a Jamaican looking dude with long dreads decided it'd be a good idea to kill himself by jumping off the overpass onto the highway.

Looked like a watermelon cracked open

 

[BUTCH1]

I 'll honk different under different situations, if someone's at a green and stopped a small tap will suffice, if you pull out in front of me in a dangerous fashion a longer honk and possible flip await..

 

[alkemyst]

Driving below the speed limit is "illegal" right?

I believe he meant illegal or was being sarcastic.

Intentional holding up traffic even at the speed limit or a brake check is illegal with the later one of the things that could get you cited for reckless driving or worse.

 

[Wyndru]

I think I inadvertently intimidated a guy yesterday on the way home from work. I merged into the left lane in front of him to get around a slow car in the middle lane (there was a ton of space to merge, at least 3 car lengths).

He started freaking out flashing his lights, beeping and flailing his arms. I threw my arm out of the window in a "what is your problem asshole" manner and he immediately slowed down. So after I passed the slow car I got back into the middle lane to let him pass, and the slower I went, the slower he went, he wouldn't pass me. I wasn't pissed, so I don't know why he was hesitant to pass me. Strange stuff.

 

[alkemyst]

I think I inadvertently intimidated a guy yesterday on the way home from work. I merged into the left lane in front of him to get around a slow car in the middle lane (there was a ton of space to merge, at least 3 car lengths).

He started freaking out flashing his lights, beeping and flailing his arms. I threw my arm out of the window in a "what is your problem asshole" manner and he immediately slowed down. So after I passed the slow car I got back into the middle lane to let him pass, and the slower I went, the slower he went, he wouldn't pass me. I wasn't pissed, so I don't know why he was hesitant to pass me. Strange stuff.

Alpha males scare the betas.

They think they are somehow intimidating you, but when you reverse it they become passive.

I love being in bumper to bumper traffic on the highway yet still going 15-20mph over the limit with some jerkoff flashing at me. Even better are the big trucks/SUVs. I could care less if they rear-end me in a controlled stop I may need to do because of a piece of tire or something else I saw in the road.

That usually has them drop WAAAAY back after that experience.

All of the cars I have driven in my life I pretty much have upgraded the brakes. It's a boon and a bane as although I can always stop then, the asshat behind following too close probably can't. I tend to leave that 2 second buffer they recommend and others go insane that I am not up on the guy in front of me's bumper like they are and constantly having to hit their brakes every two secs.

 

[Pray To Jesus]

crash into them