How do you troll other drivers who are trigger happy with their horn?

[vshah]

I don't drive on the edge of my lane normally. I only do it to troll other driver when I have to.

that makes it doubly retarded. you never HAVE to.

 

[KeithTalent]

I try not to troll anyone when behind the wheel of something that weighs over a tonne. Seems like a bad idea to me.

KT

 

[Capt Caveman]

I just follow the offending driver home and block their driveway with my car.

 

[TheNinja]

I throw poop out of my window

 

[rh71]

I've seen people honk their horns from a far distance as if they're actually very close to hitting the other person. Like when you're making a left turn out of a small street and they're coming from the road on the left - you make it in plenty of time but they still lean on their horn. It seems like they just want to tell the other people off because it's in their nature. You can only shake your head and wonder how sucky their daily life is.

 

[Dumac]

I try not to screw with people while driving. I try really hard, I promise.

Some times I just can't resist.

I'm working on it.

 

[Oyeve]

talking about real, not slot cars

So was I. I dont drive anymore. Got too expensive.

 

[bigpimpatl]

I don't drive as maniacal as I used to. I've done just about everything to piss people off on the road, and nothing has happened to me. So, if someone does something that is obviously stupid I just ignore it or flash my headlights. I don't even get mad son!

 

[mugs]

Sometimes I would drive on the extreme edge my lane or even right on the lane marker and then the car next to me would keep blowing his horn. I love to mess with people like that who love to use their horns over every little thing.

That's a situation where someone should use their horn, that's not someone using their horn over "every little thing."

Given your recent post history I think you're trolling us, not other drivers. I don't think anyone is as stupid as you claim to be.

 

[amdhunter]

This is why you need a train horn in the back of your car.

 

[gorcorps]

I install a train horn w/ air compressor in my car, and deafen those sons a bitches

edit: too slow

 

[goog40]

Seems like whenever I arrive at a 4 way stop right before another car, they're always intent on rushing to the stop line, not doing a full stop, and crossing the intersection before me. I always come to a full stop, and they try to use that break to cross before me. I'll usually just go ahead anyways, forcing them to stop abruptly while I take my sweet time making the turn.

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

For people that tailgate, I usually slow right down - 70-80% of the speed limit. I figure, if they want to stick so close, I should drive slower so that if I need to react to something on the road, I won't need to brake so hard.

 

[oznerol]

At a light by my house, there's a small driveway right after the light that goes into a gas station. After the driveway is the crossroad. There's no sign for not turning on red, so people often do.

I typically will, but only after coming to a complete stop - which is what you should be doing at a red light, anyway.

Some people take me stopping as me not turning on red, which in turn causes them to honk.

If I get honked at, I wait for the light to turn green.

 

[alkemyst]

I want to see half you run the red light when I get out of my car at it.

 

[Number1]

Sometimes I would drive on the extreme edge my lane or even right on the lane marker and then the car next to me would keep blowing his horn. I love to mess with people like that who love to use their horns over every little thing.

And one day, you will meet another car doing the same thing and hit it head on.

 

[Mixolydian]

And one day, you will meet another car doing the same thing and hit it head on.

Ha!

 

[xanis]

I try not to troll anyone when behind the wheel of something that weighs over a tonne. Seems like a bad idea to me.

KT

What he said. Seriously, there are entirely too many idiots on the road (yourself included, apparently) as it is.

 

[Number1]

I want to see half you run the red light when I get out of my car at it.

Tell me, when you get out of your car at it, seriously, what the fuck does that mean?

 

[xanis]

Tell me, when you get out of your car at it, seriously, what the fuck does that mean?

I think he gets out of his car and yells "COME AT ME BRO" to the traffic light.

 

[Rubycon]

I just give them a honk on this.

I could only imagine what that would (feel) like in the Lincoln tunnel. :biggrin:

That's a distinctly familiar sound, we hear it almost on a daily basis.

The only way one could keep that thing going for long on a truck is if you rigged up your V-8 so four holes are driving and four holes are blowing and you still need a nice sized receiver (tank) to store up the pounds!

 

[AMCRambler]

There was never a more appropriate thread than this for that gif of the russian guys hanging an AK out the window while the another car is tailgating and driving like an ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMjnQ1dvlJM

Was that an M3 behind him? wink wink

 

[alkemyst]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMjnQ1dvlJM

Was that an M3 behind him? wink wink

they wouldn't try that with me.

 

[Brigandier]

This thread makes me want a a Humvee...

No, not an H2.

 

[Sinsear]

I write them tickets for "unecessary use of horn"

The ultimate troll