How do you want to look in your coffin?

[Accipiter22]

I don't want to be just laying there in my coffin. I want people to have fun at my wake/funeral. Going with this, I want my eyes to be open, one pointing up and to the right, and the other down and to the left. I want my jaw hanging wide open with my tongue hanging out the corner of my mouth. I'd also like it if one arm can be draped over the edge of the coffin with my hand frozen in a claw like pose.

 

[MrPickins]

Dead?

 

[Platypus]

don't want to be buried

 

[Lola]

i want to be creamated and then have my ashes spread. No need for my dead body to take up land.

Also, i want as much as i can have of my body to be given to science first.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
i want to be creamated and then have my ashes spread. No need for my dead body to take up land.

Also, i want as much as i can have of my body to be given to science first.

/grabs a lawnchair and a :beer:

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Like a clown.

Edit: another vote for getting flame grilled, screw wasting space in the ground.

 

[Howard]

Like I'm alive. So that people will feel bad when they bury me.

I want to be cremated, actually.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Well, I want to be bronzed. But, barring than, can they have me shoot up out of my coffin like a jack-in-the-box sporatically throughout the service? I want to be doing that pose where you are winking and doing the dual pistol finger point.

 

[PepePeru]

i want to look dead.

 

[LeiZaK]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
i want to be creamated and then have my ashes spread. No need for my dead body to take up land.

Also, i want as much as i can have of my body to be given to science first.

I as well. They just better make damn sure I'm dead before pulling parts.

 

[George P Burdell]

100% dead.

 

[Kirby]

Frozen in carbonite like Han.

 

[MisterJackson]

I'd like to be pitching a tent so all the ladies can remember the good times

 

[imported_Imp]

Closed casket or wrapped in veil.

When I was younger, I thought cremation was lame cause nothing's really left. Meanwhile, you get buried, you either have things eating at you or you're so well preserved you'll still be nice and shriveled when they exhume you for a murder investigation or something.

Now, I just don't care. You're dead, who gives a sh*t. It's all 'show' for the friends and family, so let them do what they want. Just as long as I don't get thrown in some dumpster in the slums...

 

[Compton]

I want to look like a lame neffing attention whore .

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: Compton
I want to look like a lame neffing attention whore .

Well......you do already have the same avatar as the OP

 

[stinger25]

I want to be wearing a baseball cap and a wifebeater shirt. I'd also like to be smiling and holding a budwiser in one hand and a remote in the other.

 

[PottedMeat]

Enbalmed with my slaves and pets sealed in the tomb with me ( to bring with me into the afterlife of course) .

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: MrPickins
Dead?

Yep ... beyond that I can't say I care much!

 

[Ns1]

frozen in carbonite

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

No coffin... BBQ

 

[Jinny]

like this -->

 

[Slikkster]

Funerals are such a rip off. Talk about preying upon people's emotions at such a horrible time! Cremation for me, thank you.

For the rest of you, be sure to buy those caskets at Costco to save the markup.

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Also, i want as much as i can have of my body to be given to science first.

In any other context, that would be a softball line just waiting to be hit out of the park!

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Shot into Space Frozen with a goofy smile. Just to Spite anyone who finds my body.

 

[bonkers325]

shot from a cannon into an active volcano