How fast does your campus police respond?

[DaWhim]

last week when I was in the library, there was this tard came to the library that I work at. he would harass people that came in or left the library. I seriously think that he wanted to test the speed of our campus police. anyways, my supervisor called the police, they showed up in less than 2 minutes. I always know they respond fast, but this is pretty damn fast. the neighbor is little ghetto tho.

the end of the story, they cuffed him and left the library.

 

[EatSpam]

I dunno. When I was in college, we used to hope the cops weren't called.

 

[EyeMWing]

Depends on where he is in relation to you. Between 10sec (if he's in the ISTC building with you) and 2min (if he's down at the ISTC and you're on the top floor of the main classroom building or vice versa)

... Actually, we have 2 of them. But only one has a car. The other has a golf cart and can cut across the grass

 

[PrinceofWands]

It depends on the time of day and the seriousness of the call. For emergencies they show up in a minute or two...but it's a VERY small campus.

When I worked security at a hospital we had to drill to get our response times down. From the moment a serious code was called we had to be able to reach anyplace on the campus in under 1 minute...which sucked since it covered as much area as 1-2 city blocks, and 5 buildings. Only about half the officers ever actually got that fast, and if you were in a bad place when the call came (like on the throne) there was just no way.

 

[tami]

i never had an incident with campus police.

 

[eigen]

The campus police here have:

Dirtbikes,atvs and the standard squard cars.

 

[Orsorum]

Anywhere from 1 minute to 15 minutes depending on where officers are located and the severity of the call.

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Anywhere from 1 minute to 15 minutes depending on where officers are located and the severity of the call.

But do they have dirtbikes.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Anywhere from 1 minute to 15 minutes depending on where officers are located and the severity of the call.

But do they have dirtbikes.

No.

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Anywhere from 1 minute to 15 minutes depending on where officers are located and the severity of the call.

But do they have dirtbikes.

No.

I have yet to see them run anybody down with them.
We have a wooded campus so I can see the need.

 

[Mo0o]

Never tried

 

[iamtrout]

The campus police here have teleporters.

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: iamtrout
The campus police here have teleporters.

Are you a future trout?

 

[iamtrout]

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: iamtrout
The campus police here have teleporters.

Are you a future trout?

Yes. An evil one. But I love bunnies.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: iamtrout
The campus police here have teleporters.

Are you a future trout?

The campus police are like agents. They just appear from different people. SO if you're beating someone up, they turn into an agent and you're ggpwned in like 3 seconds,

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: iamtrout

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: iamtrout
The campus police here have teleporters.

Are you a future trout?

Yes. An evil one. But I love bunnies.

Whats it like in the future.
Tell me a story.

 

[bandana163]

They react quickly when a dumb kid calls the university that he planted a bomb...
...which happened exactly 28 times last year.

 

[everman]

They shoot first and ask questions later. You don't even want to know about the librarians.

 

[iamtrout]

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: iamtrout

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: iamtrout
The campus police here have teleporters.

Are you a future trout?

Yes. An evil one. But I love bunnies.

Whats it like in the future.
Tell me a story.

I once knew a rabbit who lived like all the other wild rabbits, but who was as intelligent as Albert Einstein. It was a female rabbit.

She led a normal female rabbit's life, despite her ballooning intellect. She concluded that her mind was useless, that it was a kind of tumor, that it had no usefulness within the rabbit scheme of things.

So she went hippity-hop, hippity-hop toward the city, to have the tumor removed. But a hunter shot and killed her before she got there. He skinned her and took out her guts, but then he and his wife decided that they had better not eat her because of her unusually large head. They thought what she had thought when she was alive--that she must be diseased.

I killed them.

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: iamtrout

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: iamtrout

Originally posted by: eigen

Originally posted by: iamtrout
The campus police here have teleporters.

Are you a future trout?

Yes. An evil one. But I love bunnies.

Whats it like in the future.
Tell me a story.

I once knew a rabbit who lived like all the other wild rabbits, but who was as intelligent as Albert Einstein. It was a female rabbit.

She led a normal female rabbit's life, despite her ballooning intellect. She concluded that her mind was useless, that it was a kind of tumor, that it had no usefulness within the rabbit scheme of things.

So she went hippity-hop, hippity-hop toward the city, to have the tumor removed. But a hunter shot and killed her before she got there. He skinned her and took out her guts, but then he and his wife decided that they had better not eat her because of her unusually large head. They thought what she had thought when she was alive--that she must be diseased.

I killed them.

For your brave actions you will now be known as Badass MotherTrouter 5000