how is walking an olympic sport but football isn't

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Dumac

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not subjective enough, unless the fatalities are judged I don't think it would make it in

A bunch of Olympic sports aren't objective. I'm sure last man standing can be clear gold winner.

Last two to die are silver and bronze?
 

zinfamous

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Yet Another "Why Aren't the Olympics More American" Thread...

yeah, I agree, it is a dumb question/desire.

But DYK, that the modern Olympics are essentially a British institution more than anything else?


http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/atlarge/2012/08/06/120806crat_atlarge_menand

Basically, 90% of every athletic event that is considered "Olympian," are wholly British institutions.

This is actually a pretty cool read. Would you believe, the gold medalist on the vault, c. 1912....with a wooden leg?

It was from Victorian Britain that the founder of the modern Olympics, Pierre de Coubertin, took his inspiration. Coubertin was a French aristocrat with a passionate interest in education. He wanted the French to be more manly, meaning more disciplined and self-reliant (he was reacting partly to the country’s defeat, in 1870, in the Franco-Prussian War), and he believed that introducing sports into education could be the basis for this transformation in the national character. In other words, he wanted the French to be more like the British. He made his first trip to England in 1883, when he was twenty, after reading about British public schools in Hippolyte Taine’s “Notes on England” (1872), and he returned frequently.
Around 1890, he heard about an annual event in the town of Much Wenlock, in Shropshire, called the Wenlock Olympian Games. These had been established, in 1850, by a physician named William Penny Brookes, as a means of fortifying British manhood. Coubertin arranged a visit, and Brookes mounted a special Wenlock Games for his guest. They discussed Brookes’s efforts to persuade the government of Greece to revive the ancient Games, which were held in Greece from 776 B.C.E. to 393 C.E. or thereabouts—something that Coubertin had also been contemplating.
When Coubertin returned to France, he published an article about the Wenlock Games. If the Olympic idea still survives, he wrote, “it is due not to a Hellene but to Dr. W. P. Brookes.” Britain’s culture of sports, he explained, is the reason for its empire, and he quoted from a speech that Brookes had delivered: “If the time should ever come when the youth of this country once again abandons the fortifying exercises of the gymnasium, the manly games, the outdoor sports that give health and life, in favor of effeminate and pacific amusements, know that that will mean the end of freedom, influence, strength, and prosperity for the whole empire.”
Brookes died in 1895, at the age of eighty-six; less than a year later, Coubertin was finally able to launch, in Athens, the modern Games. He rarely referred to Brookes and his Olympian Games again, but the mascot for this year’s London Games is named Wenlock.
The modern Games could be international from the start because the British had spread standardized versions of most of the Olympic sports around the world. And the Olympics themselves became agents of standardization. In the first modern Olympiads, for example, the length of the marathon was inconsistent. Each marathon course was approximately twenty-five miles, believed to be the length of the route from Marathon to Athens run by Pheidippides in 490 B.C.E. As long as every competitor ran the same distance, it didn’t matter what the precise measurement was. Those first Olympic marathons were essentially “I’ll race you to that tree” events. But, at the 1908 Games, held in London, the course was designed to start at Queen Victoria’s statue at Windsor Castle and to finish in front of the Royal Box in the Olympic stadium. This turned out to be a distance of twenty-six miles three hundred and eighty-five yards. In 1921, that became the regulation length of the marathon.

Standardization was also a way of reprogramming life elsewhere in the default settings of the metropole. In 1896, the European imperial powers governed a large portion of the planet, and the Games were a tribute to their success in spreading their way of life—from the idea that life is essentially competition right down to the unit of measurement—throughout the world. For the first sixty years of the modern Olympics, people from around the globe came to mostly European capitals (two Summer Games were held in the United States) to play European games. You can see residues of the imperial reprogramming in the anomalous-seeming distances in track. The four-hundred-metre race is a descendant of the 440—four hundred and forty yards, or two furlongs—which was run at almost every Olympics until 1952. Fifteen hundred metres is the “metric equivalent” of the mile.
Today, the agents of standardization are not empires but industries, like financial services and telecommunications, that need everyone everywhere to be on the same frequency, so that they can use their products. These businesses are happy to have the old nationalisms as a beard. That’s why we have Team U.S.A., and not Team Visa—even though, in certain respects, Team Visa is what it is.
Twenty-six sports will be played in London this summer, with medals awarded in three hundred and two events. The majority of those medals will be given in sports that originated, in their modern form, in Britain: archery, athletics (track and field), boxing, badminton, field hockey, football (soccer), rowing, sailing, swimming, water polo, table tennis, and tennis. Britain is also the birthplace of curling, cross-country, cricket, croquet, golf, squash, and rugby—which is scheduled to become an Olympic sport in 2016. No other country comes close. Three Olympic sports originated in the United States: basketball, volleyball, and the triathlon, which was invented in 1974. Two originated in Germany: handball and gymnastics.




 

MontyAC

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A bunch of Olympic sports aren't objective. I'm sure last man standing can be clear gold winner.

Last two to die are silver and bronze?

The countries should hold a Hunger Game type Olympics.
 

Childs

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For the same reason baseball and softball were axed. American Football simply doesn't reach enough of an international audience.

At least that was the justification I read for baseball and softball being cut...which surprised the hell out of me. More countries really participate in Dressage and Whitewater Rafting?

It was retarded to cut baseball/softball. Its huge in Asia and Latin America, and the US didn't win gold in either the last time around. Its like the IOC waited for the US to lose in both so they could say F U and not allow redemption!
 

DrPizza

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Football an Olympic sport? Let's see... double elimination, 32 teams. The winner would have to play 7 games in 14 days. Come on, NFL linemen, while being exceptionally strong, aren't generally that great cardiovascularly. They're huffing and puffing after a couple of 5 second plays. To play every other day for 2 weeks? You'd kill them.

 

Pulsar

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Ok, going by that standard soccer should be known as "full grown men acting like total pussies rolling around on the ground till the dude with the magic spray comes out and fixes everything" ball.
 

QueBert

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No kickball or four square but they do have handball.

Regular or Butts Up variety? If they don't have the Butts Up style they should consider adding it in 2016.


They had Olympic soccer on while I was at the gym today, while I was showering I guess they changed the channel because when I got out Texas Hold 'Em was on. For a split second I wondered if it was the latest event added
 
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