How lazy are you?

[positivedoppler]

I was in bed surfing the web on my tablet when I realize I was going out of my way to figure out how to navigate with only my right thumb.

Just the right thumb. To lazy to lift even the right index finger let alone the entire arm to reach the middle of the screen or the left side of the screen.

Once I got to anandtech's page I give up trying to navigate through the forums because the index is on the left side of the screen.

This forum is not right handed friendly, I am outraged.

 

[Smoblikat]

Not that lazy, I woke up at 7 AM to get to autozone and do an oil change on my car this morning, I am also typing this reply with 2 hands.

 

[shortylickens]

the really lazy people cannot post.

 

[purbeast0]

the really lazy people that annoy me are the ones who don't put their shit back at the gym and the people who don't use turn signals. those people grind my gears.

 

[Obsy]

OP, you hold your tablet? Really? Pathetic. REAL lazy-men use stands.

 

[positivedoppler]

OP, you hold your tablet? Really? Pathetic. REAL lazy-men use stands.

That was me, except the tablet was resting on a fold made by the blanket. Arm not raised either, too much effort. Also the usage of both thumb and index finger, way too much effort.

I would like to have that stand, but not sure if I posses the will to want to purchase and setup the device. Also, I wish the woman in the picture showed more cleavage.

 

[Dirigible]

Laziness and complaining are the twin engines that drive all human progress.

 

[Sonikku]

I'm so lazy that when I couldn't find the remote once I raised my foot while sitting in my recliner to change the channel on the TV with my toe.

 

[nickbits]

OP, you hold your tablet? Really? Pathetic. REAL lazy-men use stands.

I have one of those but I need it for pain management and fatigue.

 

[Maximilian]

I cant be bothered posting about how lazy I am....

 

[Sattern]

I'm not lazy at all, in fact I get my work done so fast I have the rest of the day to do whatever I want.

I am known to do 8 hours of work in an hour because of how smart I am, that's why I worked for commission for the past 10 years.

 

[dighn]

I cant be bothered posting about how lazy I am....

yeah

 

[purbeast0]

I'm not lazy at all, in fact I get my work done so fast I have the rest of the day to do whatever I want.

I am known to do 8 hours of work in an hour because of how smart I am, that's why I worked for commission for the past 10 years.

then that wouldn't be 8 hours of work, that would be 1 hour of work.

404 - smart not found

 

[jupiter57]

vry

 

[norseamd]

I am napping in my bed right now and every so often I sit up to surf more on the internet until I lay back down again for like 10 minutes or so.

 

[Thebobo]

yeah

ya

 

[Ruptga]

the really lazy people cannot post.

^^

 

[bryanl]

I'm George W. Bush.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I'm so lazy I can't be bothered to get up if I want to change the temperature, so I wrote a web based app to control the hvac. Also too lazy to go check mouse traps in the attic so I wrote a monitoring app that will alert me if any of the traps trip. It's paid off well though as the traps have not been triggered in over a year, so checking that manually all that time would have been a waste of time.

 

[gorcorps]

I'll tell you after my nap

 

[Scarpozzi]

I almost didn't click the link to this thread.

 

[Scarpozzi]

I'm so lazy I can't be bothered to get up if I want to change the temperature, so I wrote a web based app to control the hvac. Also too lazy to go check mouse traps in the attic so I wrote a monitoring app that will alert me if any of the traps trip. It's paid off well though as the traps have not been triggered in over a year, so checking that manually all that time would have been a waste of time.

Yeah....but you acted....therefore you're not lazy.

I agree that it's cool to automate stuff, but truly being lazy is not caring enough to even check the traps or change the thermostat even though you KNOW they need it.

 

[gorcorps]

Yeah....but you acted....therefore you're not lazy.

I agree that it's cool to automate stuff, but truly being lazy is not caring enough to even check the traps or change the thermostat even though you KNOW they need it.

In fact, there are thermostats and software on the market that do the same thing. Given that he could have just bought one, but instead built one himself, makes him the OPPOSITE of lazy.

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

Everyone is TOO lazy to push/read this link, about three types of laziness

 

[Newell Steamer]

I am so lazy, I clean my apartment once a month, instead of every week.