shortylickens
No Lifer
- Jul 15, 2003
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How long can I?
Probably my whole life.
How long before my marbles get lost?
One month max, then I really start to get twitchy.
Sadly, my needs have forced me to bring home some less than desirable ladies once or twice.
Those of you who frequent bars may recall seeing a 300-pounder chugging directly from the keg and singing Tom Petty tunes loudly and horribly.
Lets just say deep down inside she is a lady and needs a gentleman once in a while.
Probably my whole life.
How long before my marbles get lost?
One month max, then I really start to get twitchy.
Sadly, my needs have forced me to bring home some less than desirable ladies once or twice.
Those of you who frequent bars may recall seeing a 300-pounder chugging directly from the keg and singing Tom Petty tunes loudly and horribly.
Lets just say deep down inside she is a lady and needs a gentleman once in a while.