How long do you think you'd last in prison?

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
As Richard Pryor said once...

I'd not ever wipe my ass or bathe and smell like pure crap all the time

sounds like the perfect plan
the skunk defense!

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: everman
I've been to a women's prison before and it didn't seem so bad, of course I was just a tourist there. It's completely different from a men's prison environment. I might get to tour a maximum security men's prison soon so I'll be able to compare.

well woman on woman rapes probably slightly less traumatic lol
i wonder how many women martha stewart raped during her stay. she seems like an opportunist you know.

 

[yours truly]

unfortunately i spent awhile in E wing in wandsworth prison in london. complete and utter shithole. 2 in a room. the bed was so uncomfortable. taking a dump was a problem.. i had to wait until my cellmate wasnt round..

the other prisoners didnt bother me, everyone just kept their heads down and did their time. some of the yardies were a bit dodgy tho..

ah the good old days...

 

[arrfep]

Serious question:

Is there really that much illegal butt sechs in prisons? Is there like rampant anal-invading every waking minute, which is how pop cuture seems to portray it?

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Special K, thanks.

Does anyone else find it just a little wrong that there's this talk of "protein shakes" going on within a prison thread?

I used to like you and your posts until you hijacked my thread. :brokenheart:

Don't worry, the makeup sex will make it all worthwhile.



(I know, I know, "Get a room!" Fine, we will. One with steel bars around it.:Q)

 

[Feneant2]

You never mention what kind of prison... most of us could get by in minimum security but in a supermax?? Hmmm, maybe if you attached yourself to a gang real quick.

But since being in a supermax would imply years behind bars, i'd probably kill myself too since I have no interest in facing it.

 

[LordMorpheus]

I'm 6'6" and over 200 pounds. I'm not going to claim I've been in a ton of fights, but I've had more experience in that arena than the majority of my buddies.

I could probably adapt and survive without having to take it up the ass.

 

[BoomerD]

30-35 years ago...no problem. I could rumble with the best of them and after Vietnam, killing someone sure didn't bother me...(that would have been what got me in prison in the first place, I'm sure...

Nowadays, I'm old, fat, and all busted up...so I just don't know...but probably not very long, especially in the zoos they call prisons now...

 

[intogamer]

as long as my butt-hole can last?

 

[indamixx99]

Unfortunately for me, I spent just under 24 hours in a prison about a year and a half ago. Put it this way, I lost 10 pounds by the time i came out. It was hell, my body completely shut down. Couldn't stomach anything there. Obviously it's more of a mental hit than physical.

Never again...

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy

Originally posted by: sonambulo
As long as I had to. I would kill or maim until my last ounce of strength remained to avoid becoming someone else's bitch.

I have a cousin who spent 7yrs in the pen, and this approach worked for him. Although he got his jaw broken twice and three other broken bones protecting his ass, he never got ass raped. The fact that he's 6'-10" and weighs 345lbs helped his efforts I'm sure

Exactly. I've had friends finish tours and I know a couple dudes still in there and they all agree that it's better to get your face kicked in than to become another man's bitch.

It's more than just sodomy. Once you're turned out you lose your dignity, you lose your self-worth and you're never the same again after that. No matter what happens in prison NEVER GO INTO DEBT TO ANOTHER MAN. It doesn't matter if it's a cigarette or a bag of chips. Eat commissary food until you can earn money or have a friend/relative put some in your account. Going into debt is the quickest way to get into all kinds of trouble.

 

[Gatecrasher3]

I don't care how bad of a beating I get. No ones going to take my manhood.

 

[Randum]

every time i watch prison break.. i know, i wouldnt make it 10 minutes. Regardless of your formal "trainging and "fighting skillz", I think prison is another animal....something i dont ever want to find out about.

i can swim fast, but thats about it...

 

[Alistar7]

Inmates only fear two types of people, arsonists and those they suspect are crazy. The second they lock me tightly in my cell I'm lighting it up. If I'm crazy enough to set my own cell on fire while I'm in there, I don't think they will give me too much trouble.

Besides, fire is so pretty......

 

[imported_Imp]

I drop my soap very often in private. Not sure how I'd perform in prison showers...

 

[Modelworks]

How long would a mid 30's guy sitting in a corner crying last ?

 

[m1ldslide1]

Originally posted by: skace

Originally posted by: Canai
I think if I ever get caught doing anything that could possibly end with myself in prison, I'd start working out and training as soon as I could, the day after I get caught, so then by the time I'd actually get convicted and sentenced, I'd have a couple months of training under my belt. Brush up on my martial arts and work on power. One I was in, I'd keep training and try to take care of myself.

I hope I never go, but you never know.

Great plan, you probably wouldn't develop any significant strength to defend yourself with but if your lucky you might look a little bit healthy, moving you up the desireability list once you actually get into prison.

Me? I'd work on trying to look as hideous as possible. And blend in, don't try to stand out at all.

A lot of people seem to think their height, weight and kung fu skills matter. But that shit doesn't matter when 4 people attack you unless you are skilled in flying spinkicks. A short weak dude can stab a guy in the neck with a screwdriver just like a hulkamaniac can. And that's the kind of thing that will set you aside as fucking crazy.

So far the only post in touch with reality (except for the ones stating "i'd be toast").

Dumbass internet tough-guys.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Less than 24 hours

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
I think if I was sentenced to prison I'd kill myself before I got there to escape the suffering, being a scrawny 5'8 white guy. So I wouldn't get there to last.

I bet I beat you on scrawniness

 

[umbrella39]

Depends on how long it would take to find Micheal Scofield.

 

[HeXploiT]

All prisons are not like the show "lockup" on msnbc(or whatever channel it is). There are actually a great many medium and minimum security prisons across the nation.
How long could I last? Atleast two years and a lifetime if I had too.
Would never wish that on my worst enemy though.

 

[RichardE]

6'3 250 pounds pretty lean, I would just go in with the "don't fuck with me" attitude I have in everyday life, what happens will happen, but no way Id be crying for mommy within 2-3 days like some people in this thread. Some of the toughest fighters I've ever seen were skinny small people, If you look weak they will eat you alive.

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: RichardE
6'3 250 pounds pretty lean, I would just go in with the "don't fuck with me" attitude I have in everyday life, what happens will happen, but no way Id be crying for mommy within 2-3 days like some people in this thread. Some of the toughest fighters I've ever seen were skinny small people, If you look weak they will eat you alive.

I want to be like you.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

About 10 seconds. That's the only reason I have not turned to a life of crime.

 

[hiromizu]

The fear would kill me before I even hit the prison!