how long is your tongue?

[uclaxman]

i can touch my nose and it extends lower than my chin...
=)

 

[theNEOone]

Originally posted by: uclaxman
i can touch my nose and it extends lower than my chin...
=)

man, you must have a small face.

 

[imported_Tomato]

Originally posted by: uclaxman
i can touch my nose and it extends lower than my chin...
=)

:Q:Q:Q Like Gene Simmons?


I have a very short, stubby tongue.

 

[FuzzyBee]

Hmmm - that's the same question Oprah asked Gene Simmons. His answer? "Long enough to keep you happy for a loooong time." Instant cut to commercial.

 

[Chaotic42]

I can almost touch the bottom of my chin.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: fuzzy bee
Hmmm - that's the same question Oprah asked Gene Simmons. His answer? "Long enough to keep you happy for a loooong time." Instant cut to commercial.

yeah she had him stick it out and you can see a few women in the audiance smile and squirm in the seat. heh it was great.

 

[pdo]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: fuzzy bee
Hmmm - that's the same question Oprah asked Gene Simmons. His answer? "Long enough to keep you happy for a loooong time." Instant cut to commercial.

yeah she had him stick it out and you can see a few women in the audiance smile and squirm in the seat. heh it was great.

I think Gene Simmons had more women then my sperm count.

 

[BatmanNate]

2 feet give or take.

 

[prodigy]

This is my other user name

 

[speg]

My tongue is tied to the bottom of my mouth by a small string of flesh. So Im not sure how long it really is....

 

[uclaxman]

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: uclaxman
i can touch my nose and it extends lower than my chin...
=)

man, you must have a small face.

dont hate man...
ive only gotten compliments from the women

 

[godmare]

I can actually lick the back of my head.

 

[rudeguy]

you aint nothin without pics

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

lets just say i can floss a girls teeth be entering her cootchie.

 

[Steve819]

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
you aint nothin without pics

Linky no worky.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Steve819

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
you aint nothin without pics

Linky no worky.

no??? i gotta sign up for someones pic hosting site around here...who should i go with?

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757

Originally posted by: Steve819

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
you aint nothin without pics

Linky no worky.

no??? i gotta sign up for someones pic hosting site around here...who should i go with?

You have to drag it into the address bar.

 

[FoBoT]

very short, i have that little skin/string thing underneath holding it back

somebody said a dentist could cut it , but that sounds like a bad idea :Q

 

[SnapIT]

Originally posted by: uclaxman
i can touch my nose and it extends lower than my chin...
=)

Long enough for women to be happy (you do not HAVE to lick their uterus)

 

[SWScorch]

My tongue is, and I quote, "freakishly long." I'm no gene Simmons, but I can touch my nose and it goes almost all the way to my chin. And yes, my girlfriend loves it.

 

[StormRider]

I thought size didn't matter...

 

[SnapIT]

Originally posted by: uclaxman

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: uclaxman
i can touch my nose and it extends lower than my chin...
=)

man, you must have a small face.

dont hate man...
ive only gotten compliments from the women

For what? the clit sticks out, if you can get your toung out of your mouth and you know where to put it, you are where you should be...

The women giving you compliments for your tounge have just drawn away attention from your small.... hehe...

 

[440sixpack]

Can't reach my chin, but I can touch my nose with it. Once when a group of us were out drinking (me and a buddy, a lesbian couple and 2 straight chicks), we all stuck out our tongues and mine was the one the lesbians liked most. I figure they ought to know.

 

[SnapIT]

Originally posted by: SnapIT

Originally posted by: uclaxman

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: uclaxman
i can touch my nose and it extends lower than my chin...
=)

man, you must have a small face.

dont hate man...
ive only gotten compliments from the women

For what? the clit sticks out, if you can get your tounge out of your mouth and you know where to put it, you are where you should be...

The women giving you compliments for your tounge have just drawn away attention from your small.... hehe...