how long should it take me to get "big" on dianabol training 2x day?

[Appledrop]

so few days ago i started doing dianabol only 120mg every day, and i tend to do 2x 45min sessions per day... upper body workout only.
i only have do flat bench press, incline bench, shoulder press, 1 arm rows, and sometimes curls (since all i have is dumbells)

how long before girls start checkin me out?

 

[MotF Bane]

Are you serious? To quote Wikipedia -

"Methandrostenolone (metandienone, methandienone, Averbol, Dianabol, Danabol, DBOL) is an orally-effective anabolic steroid originally developed by John Ziegler and released in the US in the early 1960s by Ciba.[1][2] It was used as an aid to muscle growth by bodybuilders until its ban by Congress under the Controlled Substances Act. However, methandrostenolone is readily available without a prescription in countries such as Mexico under the trade name Reforvit-b and is being manufactured in Asia and many East European countries, and subsequently is still seen on the United States black market."

 

[Appledrop]

yeah im actually in UK so steroids are legal to posess.. (not to sell however)
im just wondering if i can get big before christmas?

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

If you're not obese and girls aren't checking you out already, no amount of muscle is probably going to help you.

 

[apac]

Makes your penor smaller. No thank you.

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Makes your penor smaller. No thank you.

Actually, only shrinks the size of your gonads (i.e. your "boys"). I feel this is likely a troll thread. Nobody would be stupid enough to JUST train upper body while using steroids.

Also DBOL is sweet. Since it's an oral steroid, it trashes the liver pretty quick. Have fun dying young, OP.

 

[KoolDrew]

Only 45 minute sessions? All the big guys do 120 minute sessions. Also, don't forget to blast every muscle group from every angle possible, and at least 100 reps per muscle group. And don't forget to get protein every three hours or your muscles will fall off.

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Only 45 minute sessions? All the big guys do 120 minute sessions. Also, don't forget to blast every muscle group from every angle possible, and at least 100 reps per muscle group. And don't forget to get protein every three hours or your muscles will fall off.

And he does mean completely off. Beware.

 

[MrMatt]

www.t-nation.com ask in the steroids forum

 

[the DRIZZLE]

Actually, only shrinks the size of your gonads (i.e. your "boys"). I feel this is likely a troll thread. Nobody would be stupid enough to JUST train upper body while using steroids.

Also DBOL is sweet. Since it's an oral steroid, it trashes the liver pretty quick. Have fun dying young, OP.

Small potatoes make the meat look bigger.

 

[Eric62]

So much bullshit in so few posts - LOL.

 

[tommo123]

muscletalk.co.uk

openly discusses it. plenty of posts in there

 

[MetalMat]

Yeah man do some research before you start taking any of that stuff. I have friends that go on steroid cycles, and while it works there are some side effects (like hair loss). Plus you need to make sure you are taking the proper supplements like Cycle support and you will need to have Nolvadex or Clomid post cycle unless you want to roll the dice and get man boobs

All in all, as long as you are decent looking, dress well and can talk the talk you dont need to be big like Arnold to get chicks.

 

[airdata]

Makes your penor smaller. No thank you.

I think it only gets smaller in proportion to the rest of the gorging muscles...

I'm just trollin.. sorry.

 

[Onita]

I think it only gets smaller in proportion to the rest of the gorging muscles...

I'm just trollin.. sorry.

So is the OP, so its par for the course

 

[alkemyst]

any steroid if used 'responsibly' is not going to be the nut shrinking / rage causing / liver killer.

Problem is they work and more work better. You get to the point where that more isn't responsible any more and then you start causing damage down the road.

Many in pro-sports use or have used steroids without incident.

 

[SociallyChallenged]

any steroid if used 'responsibly' is not going to be the nut shrinking / rage causing / liver killer.

Problem is they work and more work better. You get to the point where that more isn't responsible any more and then you start causing damage down the road.

Many in pro-sports use or have used steroids without incident.

Actually, oral steroids used in "therapeutic" doses or ergogenic doses can induce decreased liver function. What happens if your liver is already damaged from other things (like binge drinking)? Booya, I sure do love me some cirrhosis.

 

[alkemyst]

It you already have liver damage and/or any other body damage, doing most things will be counter-productive.

A tylenol can cause liver damage.

 

[bommy261]

By just doing upper body i'm seriously doubting how much you know about lifting weights. Add to the fact that your taking Dbol on top of that, how bout you troll your boat someplace else?

 

[pauldun170]

This thread reminds me of the 45-55 crowd at my gym, where everyone fresh from their divorce are all on T or some steroid.
It's the same for every single one of them.
Show up to the gym wearing mom jeans to hide the flat ass and chicken legs.
Sun burnt to a crisp where the damage has taken its toll.
Muscle shirt
bicep work. Yap for 20 minutes. Tricep work. Yap for 20 minutes. Bench. Go home to go get ready for the match.com date where hopefully they can get a blow job out of it.

 

[cbrunny]

necro

 

[pauldun170]

necro

Weird, showed up at the top...didn't bother to check dates

 

[repoman0]

Weird, showed up at the top...didn't bother to check dates

That's happened a couple times to me lately too .. shows up at the top, last post is 10 years ago, go back and refresh and it's gone. I wonder if that's why there are so many necros lately

 

[Phanuel]

Probably a deleted spam bot.

 

[GasX]