How long will it take for you to turn into a cannibal?

[BurnItDwn]

I have been watching Under The Dome. I wonder if they will resort to cannibalism? LOL

I just watched the 1st episode of that a week or so ago, looks somewhat interesting...

 

[CZroe]

I have been watching Under The Dome. I wonder if they will resort to cannibalism? LOL

What? You really think there's a chance that they won't touch on that? Come in!

 

[CZroe]

I don't understand this. Everyone is wondering how to keep "the meat" fresh when the real question is how are you going to cook it? And most of all how can you see in a cave? The question should be out in the mountains or frozen tundra. I'll eat a damn raw fish first. Human? Well, the brain will turn zombie like after no food for so long, I'm not sure if I would eat a human or not and don't want to know. Couldn't answer the poll.

They didn't cook the people meat in that notorious South American plane crash they made a movie about (Alive!).

 

[CZroe]

I think it depends on who I was trapped with.

My 4 main food groups are Meat, Castoreum, Beer, and Coffee and I smoke an unhealthy amount of pipe tobacco and cigars.

I'm pretty sure my meat would be considered "tainted" by most

FTFY

 

[Ruptga]

You have to wait until you know when you'll be rescued; nobody wants to be the dick caught murdering somebody right as the rescue drill busts down a wall. But if we know when we will be rescued, we don't have enough food to last that long, and I'm stuck with a bunch of no-kill lawful white knights, I know what to do.

 

[BurnItDwn]

FTFY

Yea, 1st, learn how to do a link ....
2nd, capsaicin castoreum ... they are not even similar sounding or spelling at all. Pretty much every letter other than the 1st 2 letters are wrong.

please do not project your fantasies onto others.

 

[John Connor]

I just watched the 1st episode of that a week or so ago, looks somewhat interesting...

It's on season two now. you have some catching up to do.

 

[CZroe]

Yea, 1st, learn how to do a link ....
2nd, capsaicin castoreum ... they are not even similar sounding or spelling at all. Pretty much every letter other than the 1st 2 letters are wrong.

please do not project your fantasies onto others.

I know how to make a link, thank you very much, it was simply a failed attempt to clean up the unwanted crap from the URL Google provided when all I wanted was the spelling (copied their URL for convenience, I thought). I'm on mobile, FFS.

Anyway, you simply failed to get the joke: I wasn't correcting you, I was swapping one of the things in your list for something else which I think would make your meat even less desirable for consumption. The link wasn't even necessary. I knew exactly what Capsaicin is.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I know how to make a link, thank you very much, it was simply a failed attempt to clean up the unwanted crap from the URL Google provided when all I wanted was the spelling (copied their URL for convenience, I thought). I'm on mobile, FFS.

Anyway, you simply failed to get the joke: I wasn't correcting you, I was swapping one of the things in your list for something else which I think would make your meat even less desirable for consumption. The link wasn't even necessary. I knew exactly what Capsaicin is.

Ohh, in that case, I also enjoy delicious sandwiches of asbestos bread with chips of lead paint for meat and mercury from those fancy curly q light bulbs as condiment. Mmmmm.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Only if there is a way to cook it. Otherwise I would never eat any kind of raw meat. Even then I'd probably not do it unless someone dies.

 

[mikeford]

First thing, take a huge dump and smear it all over your body.

 

[MongGrel]

Just another reason to avoid Deep Caverns to begin with

 

[CZroe]

Ohh, in that case, I also enjoy delicious sandwiches of asbestos bread with chips of lead paint for meat and mercury from those fancy curly q light bulbs as condiment. Mmmmm.

The difference is that my substitution is, surprisingly, considered edible and eaten often. It's supposed to be an eye-opener. No one thinks Asbestos is part of your complete breakfast and their assumption is correct.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I could go cannibal if there's a long line at the drive-thru.

 

[Fritzo]

First time someone says "HEY! EAT ME!"

 

[Newell Steamer]

This situation doesn't work,.. since if you eat one of these people you may very well:
- get arrested once rescued
- beaten up, by the others who will stop you from killing and eating someone
- get whatever awfulness they may be infected with
- have to deal with the stench of rotting human flesh,.. and your own crap

So, no. I would rather just die of hunger.

 

[sandorski]

Just show up at my door in a Speedo and covered in BBQ sauce....

 

[jana519]

You get trapped by a cave in inside a deep cavern alongwith a dozen other people. There is a steady stream of water and even oxygen to keep you alive at that depth, but no food at all. The mining operation to rescue you all could take months or even upto a year. How will you survive all those months with nothing to eat except your fellow people? Will you turn to cannibalism or choose to die of hunger?

Lol what the fuck. This just screams implausibility. If you are trapped underground and a rescue team knows about it, they drill a shaft down and pass you food. So fuck your post, that's not turning me into a cannibal.

 

[BurnItDwn]

The difference is that my substitution is, surprisingly, considered edible and eaten often. It's supposed to be an eye-opener. No one thinks Asbestos is part of your complete breakfast and their assumptions is correct.

I do not eat breakfast. Not sure how everyone knows, but you are certainly correct. Are you spying on me? What else do you know?

 

[Captante]

I will wait for other people to start dropping dead before I eat their corpse.

 

[SlickSnake]

Well, I'm a leg man, so I get dibs on the legs!

 

[Jaskalas]

I hope I never find out...

 

[Printer Bandit]

I'd only eat pussy, since I'm a vaginatarian.

 

[SlickSnake]

I'd only eat pussy, since I'm a vaginatarian.

Oh no he didn't! D:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vagitarian

Raising awareness, one poster at a time...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=penitarian

 

[Ichinisan]

I could eat. Who should I eat?