Originally posted by: KLin
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?
Sorry, Couldn't resist.
Originally posted by: Malak
Originally posted by: quique
You need a ball bra!
ROFL
But presumably you're busy getting wasted/laid/both? Hmm... tough choiceOriginally posted by: Tizyler
And this is why I hate myself for not coming to ATOT on weekends.
Originally posted by: LordMaul
I know this is going to be difficult to describe in a serious manner, but here goes...
Have you ever sat down on a toilet and actually had your junk keep going and dip down in the water with some teabag-style action?
While this DOES depend on the toilet and the water level in said toilet, I've been having this problem increasingly often to the point that it's starting to worry me from not only a hygiene standpoint but also from a male-health view, as well.
This is not a glorification of "my balls are so massive and heavy that they slam-dunk the toilet every time I sit down," but more of a "If I don't change something now, will I sooner than later start tripping over my junk when I get out of bed every morning?"
I currently wear boxer-briefs and do not consider tighty-whities to be an option. However, is a change in underwear going to even alter anything at this point, over a few decades into the life of these precious items?
Anyone else having problems of their Male Accessories getting unwanted baths from venturing too low into the porcelain pool? If so, what did you do to fix it?
Originally posted by: Liver
Had a friend's father who had a heart transplant and then started developing symptoms of congestive heart failure. His sack would grow and shrink depending on his fluid level. Over time he said they sagged quite a bit. He started carrying a styrofoam cup with him to the restroom. Put his balls in the cup so they floated.
Its the truth, and yea everyone laughed at the story.
Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: Liver
Had a friend's father who had a heart transplant and then started developing symptoms of congestive heart failure. His sack would grow and shrink depending on his fluid level. Over time he said they sagged quite a bit. He started carrying a styrofoam cup with him to the restroom. Put his balls in the cup so they floated.
Its the truth, and yea everyone laughed at the story.
GENIUS!
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I thought, after many years of neffing on ATOT, that I had read it all.
This completely destroyed that belief.
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Change to briefs, and buy yourself some uddercream. Massage scrotum with cream before bed. The briefs will hold your testicles in place while the stretched skin and muscle tightens back into place. This probably will take about 6 months.
You need to also pick yourself up a Vitamin B/C complex to help your skin recover.
Originally posted by: OOBradm
http://www.sacfree.de/index_m.html
This link felt somewhat appropriate. But seriously, dont wear these with shorts.
Originally posted by: Greenman
Funny thread. But I gota tell you guys, it ain't a real big laugh when it happens. You're sitting there, thinking everything is just fine, then your boys hit the water, you look down and see your junk having a swim with a big ol german brown. It's wrong on so many levels, and not the least bit funny when it happens.
To the OP, I feel your pain brother.
Too late. See first/second page.Originally posted by: Spartan Niner
Gives a new meaning to the term 'lowballer' :shocked:
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I thought, after many years of neffing on ATOT, that I had read it all.
This completely destroyed that belief.
Originally posted by: OOBradm
http://www.sacfree.de/index_m.html
This link felt somewhat appropriate. But seriously, dont wear these with shorts.
Originally posted by: Rock Hydra
You Tea bagged your toilet?