Originally posted by: loic2003
exhaust systems aren't that hard to repair...
Neither are computers.
Originally posted by: loic2003
I'd like to read some more stories. You guys spoken to that couple since?
The Lawyer
My wife's father referred one of his partners to me. His computer wouldn't boot up so I went to his house
on my day off to take a look at it. It was sitting in a 2 inch pile of dust. There was food caked all over the keyboard, mouse, monitor, and even the tower.
It took me
hours to get it back up and running. I informed Mr. Lawyer that he was running way too much at once and I advised that he let me strip out any non-critical software. He declined and asked about alternatives. I told him that more memory might help the situation, but it would only buy him time since no one was using any discretion when it came to installing software, spyware, etc.
Went and bought some memory, came back installed it, and the machine was working smoothly (or as smoothly as possible, given the 100 programs being loaded at start-up).
I, of course, received JACK for my services. I was probably lucky that he paid for the memory.
A few months go by and I get a phone call from my wife.
"John's computer is slow again."
"No ****** it's slow again. I told him it would eventually degrade back to where it was if he and his family didn't change their usage habbits."
"Well, he's really mad and he wants to talk to you."
"You provide such a wonderful buffer between me and the people I do free work for. Whatever. Put him on."
(John, speaking in the overly-authoritative voice that lawyers and doctors always use when trying to assert their way to the top of the Alpha Male ladder)
"Jason. What happened guy. The computer is slow as sh*t."
"I'm not sitting in front of it at the moment, and 'slow as sh*t' doesn't provide me with many details, but I'm guessing it's all cluttered back up again."
"How the hell does that happen, especially after YOU worked on it?"
"Probably the same way it happened the first time."
"And how is that."
"Dunno. Wasn't there."
"Are you getting cocky with me?"
"I'm not trying to be cocky, I'm trying to be blunt. In my years doing this, I've learned that most people don't listen to subtle hints when it comes to problems their having with their computer. You take no steps to protect yourself against viruses and spyware, and you install every free program you can find. Of course your computer is slow."
"I want you back out here TONIGHT to finish what you started several months ago."
I literally lost my breath.
"Pardon me?"
"I want you back out here TONIGHT to finish what you started several months ago."
"Excuse me, John (emphasis on JOHN, not SIR), but I finished what I started the last time I was there. You've simply undone the work."
"No, you simply covered up the symptoms of whatever the real problem is."
"Agreed."
(John pauses, trying to understand what he just really said)
"Are you saying this is my fault?!"
"Yes. Look, if you don't like the
free service I've provided you, then by all means, take your computer to a service center and pay them to fix it."
"Well you must not be a man of your word then, Jason. This is very disappointing."
"I'm a man of my word, I just don't appreciate doing someone a favor, free of charge, and then getting slapped across the face for it. I was very open and honest when you when I worked on it, and I explained how it got the way it did and I explained that it would happen again. None of this should come as a shock to you, unless you weren't listening."
*click* (<- edit for clarity: He hung up on me)
My wife calls back saying he is RANTING around the office and making all sorts of legal threats. That incident officially marked the last time ANYONE in her office asked for computer help.
The above conversation isn't word for word, as it happened several years ago, but that's pretty much how it went.