How many of you got pets for Christmas?

[shortylickens]

Cuz they're all over Reddit right now. But I dont know how ATOT does things.

 

[Exterous]

We have a dog which is enough so no new pets

 

[nutxo]

I got a dog for father day once. Hes crypt-orchid and a retard but hes my best friend.

 

[highland145]

I've got a 17y.o. He eats, poops, trashes his bedroom and, in general, costs a lot. Why would I need a pet?

 

[IronWing]

I've got a 17y.o. He eats, poops, trashes his bedroom and, in general, costs a lot. Why would I need a pet?

Because pets do all that but they're cute. Cute works.

 

[highland145]

Because pets do all that but they're cute. Cute works.

He used to be cute but that was 12+ years ago. If the wife wasn't attached...

 

[BoomerD]

He used to be cute but that was 12+ years ago. If the wife wasn't attached...

I always say that babies are like puppies...they're cute when they're little...then they grow up to be dogs that shit in your shoes and eat you out of house and home...

 

[BoomerD]

Damned new forum software...

 

[BoomerD]

I guess I should add that the new house came with pets...

 

[highland145]

I guess I should add that the new house came with pets...

Woot. Dinner on the hoof.

 

[BoomerD]

Woot. Dinner on the hoof.

Unfortunately, they're VERY protected here. NO HUNTING! signs are all over the town...

(except at the tiny little municipal airport...)
"Honest, I didn't mean to shoot down that airplane...I dun thort it was a deer!"

 

[highland145]

Unfortunately, they're VERY protected here. NO HUNTING! signs are all over the town...

(except at the tiny little municipal airport...)
"Honest, I didn't mean to shoot down that airplane...I dun thort it was a deer!"

Try roping one.

https://darwinawards.com/legends/legends2007-02.html

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Unfortunately, they're VERY protected here. NO HUNTING! signs are all over the town...

(except at the tiny little municipal airport...)
"Honest, I didn't mean to shoot down that airplane...I dun thort it was a deer!"

So you open the door and leave a trail of carrots leading to a sausage grinder. Who's to know?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

He used to be cute but that was 12+ years ago. If the wife wasn't attached...

I've got a 17y.o. He eats, poops, trashes his bedroom and, in general, costs a lot. Why would I need a pet?

Pets can be trained, the kid is a lost cause at this point. Get a puppy and maybe the wife won't notice if the rugrat gets sent to military school in Bolivia.

 

[lxskllr]

My girl's still alive, so that was a good jul gift. Been giving her azodyl twice a day for chronic renal failure for a year now. I guess it works. Glad to still have her in any case. She's laying on my shoulder now. She abandoned her fire to spend time with me in my cold room :^)