How many people are going to die on Black Friday this year?

[1sikbITCH]

Kind of ghoulish question but I'm always curious to see how many people die each year in the quest to save a few dollars. I'm going to guess 12.

After watching ISIS wrap explosive cord around a line of men's throats and quite literally blow their heads off and that shit in France, it's going to take an entire WalMart full of people burning up in explosions to get my attention. It's that kind of world anymore.

 

[shortylickens]

Zero.

The trend for black friday violence is going DOWN, not up.
People are getting smarter about this situation, which is surprising to me, cuz generally people are dumb and hostile.

 

[ultimatebob]

#No ones life matters

Should be more like #kmartworkerlivesdontmatter OR

#stopcryingandgivememycheaptv for Black Thursday shoppers

 

[Newell Steamer]

Uh... 54 million?

I am not too good with numbers.

 

[z1ggy]

I pay a homeless bum $5 and a Colt 45 to wait in line for me so I can make sure I get that flat screen, and the latest toys for my spoiled assh0le kids.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Meh, the last legitimate BF tramplin' was 3 or 4 years ago, the one with the lady who had the presence of mind to reattach her weave at the bottom of the pile.

 

[Icepick]

Predictably, this happens every year.

Cat fight at mall:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aa7_1448600153

Texas Walmart scramble:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3b1_1448611183

Woman steals veggie steamer from kid!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=58b_1448641781

These people are probably on the mentally unstable spectrum but the stores should bear some of the blame for offering a few items at ridiculously low prices and then letting shoppers fight over them.

 

[purbeast0]

marked for later.

was just reading that people think the veggie steamer video could be a kimmel prank or staged in general.

 

[RossMAN]

I'm surprised BFDC hasn't been updated yet.

 

[Rakehellion]

http://blackfridaydeathcount.com

 

[Icepick]

Customer going at it with WalMart employee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnhgk2hPP4g

Two men brawling at Louisville, Ky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVb5_LimeG8

 

[DAGTA]

42 Million Dead (The Onion)
http://www.theonion.com/article/42-million-dead-in-bloodiest-black-friday-weekend--30517

 

[Icepick]

https://www.instagram.com/p/-fpn-Qqxk4/

Shit's getting serious!

Someone's going to go in there and steal all of that.

 

[Icepick]

marked for later.

was just reading that people think the veggie steamer video could be a kimmel prank or staged in general.

Yeah, I could see that. The woman who ripped it out of the kid's hands is either a bit mental or a bad actor.

 

[RossMAN]

Well I've decided to go outside, wish me luck.

If I don't make it back will someone please feed CasioTech and Alky? They're in cells 3 & 5 in olds basement, Casio prefers Diesel jeans/drawing books and Alky drove an M3.

 

[sandorski]

5 to 3, the odds are against you unless ISIS drops a few.

Day is young....

 

[shortylickens]

Predictably, this happens every year.

Cat fight at mall:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aa7_1448600153

Texas Walmart scramble:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3b1_1448611183

Woman steals veggie steamer from kid!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=58b_1448641781

These people are probably on the mentally unstable spectrum but the stores should bear some of the blame for offering a few items at ridiculously low prices and then letting shoppers fight over them.

Lulz, fat ugly bitches fighting over Victorias Secret!

 

[Linux23]

Predictably, this happens every year.

Cat fight at mall:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aa7_1448600153

Texas Walmart scramble:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3b1_1448611183

Woman steals veggie steamer from kid!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=58b_1448641781

These people are probably on the mentally unstable spectrum but the stores should bear some of the blame for offering a few items at ridiculously low prices and then letting shoppers fight over them.

ahhhh, murica at her finest.

 

[shortylickens]

Does NOBODY in America know how their camera phone works?

 

[Jeff7]

I'm surprised BFDC hasn't been updated yet.

Booo!

Some of that site's deaths are just car accidents. Those happen all the time. I'd expect the deaths to be from psychotic people trampling others like animals running from a predator.


Pathetic though.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Around 150,000 to 180,000 will die today, just like each and every other day.

 

[TwiceOver]

Went to Wal-Mart, stood in line for an hour, stood in checkout for 5 minutes, waited in car for 5 minutes for them to load my TV into my car. All in all my only regret is that I could have went 45 minutes later and only waited 15 minutes to get the TV I wanted.

I'd do it again.

 

[Hoober]

Kind of ghoulish question but I'm always curious to see how many people die each year in the quest to save a few dollars. I'm going to guess 12.

Your morbid curiosity can go fuck itself.
http://www.kktv.com/home/headlines/Active-Shooter-Situation-At-Planned-Parenthood-356013081.html

 

[Imp]

Sweet. The microphone I want is on sale... Been putting this off forever. Going to order it at 11:30 pm so it ends up on the next credit card statement.

 

[BUTCH1]

Predictably, this happens every year.

Cat fight at mall:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aa7_1448600153

Texas Walmart scramble:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3b1_1448611183

Woman steals veggie steamer from kid!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=58b_1448641781

These people are probably on the mentally unstable spectrum but the stores should bear some of the blame for offering a few items at ridiculously low prices and then letting shoppers fight over them.

Well, the woman already had 2 and had a toddler holding a 3rd, she's not much better than the snatcher IMO. Just nutso seeing people on the ground and boxes spewing all over, over a steamer?, wow.