How much GOD loves Us!

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
God loves little boys the most. At least his priests do.

:thumbsup: Right on schedule.

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
God loves little boys the most. At least his priests do.

:laugh:

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
I like jewtube as well.

:laugh:MAO :thumbsup:

 

[Praxis1452]

Originally posted by: So
Holy jesus, they have a godtube now? Goddamn it, why would anyone need a godtube?

OH MY GOD! HE'S CLOGGING UP THE INTERTUBES.

 

[clamum]

GodTube? Hahaha! What a pile.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: So
Holy jesus, they have a godtube now? Goddamn it, why would anyone need a godtube?

It's so hard to find christian oriented material these days...

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
God loves little boys the most. At least his priests do.

:thumbsup: Right on schedule.

Yep, if I say that about a million more times I'll get up to one time for every kid molested by the servants of the God of the Pedophiles.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
I like jewtube as well.

Don't forget about Hindutube.

 

[biggestmuff]

God knows and loves each and everyone of you intolerant haters. :heart:

 

[Darwin333]

Originally posted by: Flyback

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
if god loved my gf he wouldn't have given her polymyositis, fibromyalgia, arthritis, and a host of other diseases before the age of 9.


bastard.

God works in mysterious ways :roll:

Shrug, depends on how you look at it. Not so mysterious to me. God likes people to be miserable. Read the Old Testament. My favorite part is when he kills a crapload of innocent children (not to mention the previous plagues) instead of going after the people responsible.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
God loves little boys the most. At least his priests do.

:thumbsup: Right on schedule.

Yep, if I say that about a million more times I'll get up to one time for every kid molested by the servants of the God of the Pedophiles.

I bet you broke a sweat thinking of that one.

 

[nick1985]

"This short skit was really awesome. It shows us how forgiving God really is and that no matter how many times we fall, He is there to pick us up and love us in spite of our shortcomings. The writers and performers of this skit are to be applauded. I would love to see more from them."

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: So
Holy jesus, they have a godtube now? Goddamn it, why would anyone need a godtube?

It's so hard to find christian oriented material these days...

Let's keep it that way.

 

[tealk]

Originally posted by: nick1985
"This short skit was really awesome. It shows us how forgiving God really is and that no matter how many times we fall, He is there to pick us up and love us in spite of our shortcomings. The writers and performers of this skit are to be applauded. I would love to see more from them."

Amen

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
God loves little boys the most. At least his priests do.

:thumbsup: Right on schedule.

Yep, if I say that about a million more times I'll get up to one time for every kid molested by the servants of the God of the Pedophiles.

I bet you broke a sweat thinking of that one.

Nah, just need to read the news every day. It's all right there in black and white no matter how hard some people try to ignore it.

 

[skulkingghost]

I loved the video, I plan on showing it to the youth group I lead this week.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
God know each and everyone of you intolerant haters.

Ohhhh, I'm so scared. Is he going to come after me just like he went after all the priests who were molesting little kids for 2000 years? Gosh, I might get moved to a new parish.

quiver quiver quiver

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
God loves little boys the most. At least his priests do.

:thumbsup: Right on schedule.

Yep, if I say that about a million more times I'll get up to one time for every kid molested by the servants of the God of the Pedophiles.

I bet you broke a sweat thinking of that one.

Nah, just need to read the news every day. It's all right there in black and white no matter how hard some people try to ignore it.

Clearly there is little doubt that your insatiable desire for religious news and current events borders on obsessive. Down right scary if you ask me. It wouldn't surprise me to see you have every major religious website bookmarked. And people think the religious right is annoying...

I'd rather listen to 10 zealots try to sell me bibles on my doorstep than one intolerant, disrespectful prick.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Xavier434
Where there is a Yin, there is a Yang.


NSFW

http://www.youporn.com


God bless them every one :laugh:

5*

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
God know each and everyone of you intolerant haters.

Ohhhh, I'm so scared. Is he going to come after me just like he went after all the priests who were molesting little kids for 2000 years? Gosh, I might get moved to a new parish.

quiver quiver quiver

HAHA

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
God knows and loves each and everyone of you intolerant haters. :heart:

Nice edit, changing from veiled threat to smug self-righteous condemnation.

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
God of the Pedophiles.

You're an asshat. I'm agnostic and even I've got a problem with you saying that.


What in the world was the point of this thread? Couldn't it have done more good elsewhere? Somewhere the OP and everyone else reading didn't KNOW it would be flamebait? I mean, spread the word and all, but do it to a receptive audience. Seriously, you're not going to save any souls with posts like this, here.

 

[Darwin333]

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
God knows and loves each and everyone of you intolerant haters. :heart:

Nice edit, changing from veiled threat to smug self-righteous condemnation.

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
God of the Pedophiles.

You're an asshat. I'm agnostic and even I've got a problem with you saying that.

I concur. There is no need to bash God because of the actions of men that supposedly represent him. God's own actions (per the Bible) are more than enough to work with.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
God knows and loves each and everyone of you intolerant haters. :heart:

Nice edit, changing from veiled threat to smug self-righteous condemnation.

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
God of the Pedophiles.

You're an asshat. I'm agnostic and even I've got a problem with you saying that.

Really? Why? His own hand picked representatives are doing the child molesting and his own organization is protecting them so they keep on doing it? If God in any way, shape or form disapproved of the pedophilia that's so rampant in his system he would have fixed it. He quite clearly approves and the followers of that religion must approve too. Otherwise they would have demanded answers. They have not. They've gone right back to supporting and financing the same organization that's been behind 2000 years of ongoing crimes.

 

[Kirby]

I swear, Dave and Gag should have a troll-off.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: Darwin333

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
God knows and loves each and everyone of you intolerant haters. :heart:

Nice edit, changing from veiled threat to smug self-righteous condemnation.

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
God of the Pedophiles.

You're an asshat. I'm agnostic and even I've got a problem with you saying that.

I concur. There is no need to bash God because of the actions of men that supposedly represent him. God's own actions (per the Bible) are more than enough to work with.

Can't we do both? God is supposedly omnipotent, he's powerful enough to take the bashing for his own actions as well as the actions of his own hand-picked child molesters. Let's face it, god thinks kids are nothing but targets. His priests prey on them and the big guy himself murdered a whole bunch of them because he was mad at somebody else.

 

[Rudee]

Shut it off after watching 10 seconds.