How much would you sell your soul for?

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: manowar821
I've already sold it a number of times, to a number of suckers. One of them was for 4 bucks in quarters. Another was for a 50 dollar bill!

so you've made horcruxes?

 

[acheron]

I'd want to learn how to play the guitar real good.

 

[ivan2]

wtf is a soul.

 

[polarmystery]

I'd sell it for a puppy...

 

[JohnCU]

i had to pay to get rid of mine

 

[eits]

my soul is priceless. it's mine and i would never sell it for anything. what profit a man to gain the whole world, but lose his soul? not a damn thing.

 

[Zenmervolt]

I would sell my soul for the guarantee that my soul would, immediately upon my natural death, be guaranteed to instantaneously enter Heaven and become the property thereof.

ZV

 

[datwater]

72 virgins or something stupid like that.

 

[JTsyo]

Originally posted by: guyver01
i would sell my soul for $100,000,000,000,000 ... this way i can invest in cloning... clone myself, so i could potentially become immortal.. and since i dont believe in souls, i lost nothing to begin with.

and if it ever came true that i had a 'soul' to sell... since i am married, my soul is already promised to my wife for eternity and therefore i could not possibly sell it, as it wasn't mine anymore to "sell" .. win/win for me

:evil:

Using the Homer defense I see.
EDIT: see it's been mentioned already. I just wouldn't bother unless it was 6 figures.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

I would hate to live in y'alls world where God doesn't exist. AT=fail

 

[Miramonti]

I'd never sell it, but would consider a lucrative leasing deal.

 

[TheSlamma]

Originally posted by: AVAFREAK182

Originally posted by: Blackjack200
Whatever he would give me since there's no such thing as a soul.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: OILFIELDTRASH
I would hate to live in y'alls world where God doesn't exist. AT=fail

i would hate to live in your world where a horrible creature like god does exist

 

[Saint Nick]

In high school, I actually sold my friend Joe's soul on eBay for $10 including shipping. We mailed the buyer a stick figure drawn in Paint with his signature on it. The buyer knew this is what they were getting

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: OILFIELDTRASH
I would hate to live in y'alls world where God doesn't exist. AT=fail

i would hate to live in your world where a horrible creature like god does exist

Doesn't exist? Tell me why your so hateful and full of spite for something that is "made up"?

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: OILFIELDTRASH

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: OILFIELDTRASH
I would hate to live in y'alls world where God doesn't exist. AT=fail

i would hate to live in your world where a horrible creature like god does exist

Doesn't exist? Tell me why your so hateful and full of spite for something that is "made up"?

why would you worship someone so malevolent as god? (as he is described in the bible)

 

[Gibsons]

A klondike bar... or better yet, if I could hold out for a 6 of a good microbrew.

mmm... beer.

 

[Fritzo]

How much does a box of jelly donuts cost?

And they gotta be good ones! None of those generic stale raspberry kind with that white frosting.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

God has been good to me. We are supposed to fear God he isn't your drinking buddy.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: OILFIELDTRASH
God has been good to me. We are supposed to fear God he isn't your drinking buddy.

god's been good to you, GREAT! what about the other billions who have been shit on?

 

[Squisher]

:music:You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store:music:

 

[polarmystery]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: OILFIELDTRASH
God has been good to me. We are supposed to fear God he isn't your drinking buddy.

god's been good to you, GREAT! what about the other billions who have been shit on?

exactly. Without turning it into a religious post, this is the reason why I am an agnostic-theist. I believe in a deity, but I do not believe "it" acts the way anyone on this planet thinks it does nor do I worship it.

Jesus is my drinking buddy though, he's right down the street from my house

 

[AstroManLuca]

http://www.big-bunny.com/bun03.htm

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
about three fiddy.

god-damned lochness monster!!!11

 

[OokiiNeko]

Ask Colin Powell how much he got.