How not to drive go karts

Adul

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Really she shouldn't even drive , wait she doesnt!
Yeeny: hmm, i went go karting for the first time friday
Yeeny: i killed four cars.......
Yeeny: blew the spark plug out of one, pieces of the car all over the track
adul : hahahaha
Yeeny: not pretty!
Yeeny: the mechanic came out to talk to me, and harass me
Yeeny: said i was ruining all his cars lol
Yeeny: after the fourth one died, in the middle of the track and they had to push me back, i gave up

Stick to nursing
 

Yeeny

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oh sure, laugh it up, but i could have lost an eye from that flying spark plug!!!

(i almost typed butt plug there..... hmm, i think its time for me to go to bed. )
 

Hammer

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hahaha

i did that last week. my forearms burned after from turning the wheel. fun though.
 

Yeeny

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Originally posted by: Hammer
hahaha

i did that last week. my forearms burned after from turning the wheel. fun though.

the worst part was when it broke down, yet again, and ken drove by with my daughter, slowed down, and hissed youuuuu suckkkkk at me. argh, if he was any closer i would have shoved that spark plug where the sun don't shine.

 

bcterps

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Originally posted by: Yeeny
Originally posted by: Hammer
hahaha

i did that last week. my forearms burned after from turning the wheel. fun though.

the worst part was when it broke down, yet again, and ken drove by with my daughter, slowed down, and hissed youuuuu suckkkkk at me. argh, if he was any closer i would have shoved that spark plug where the sun don't shine.


Hmm, and that would be punishment? Me thinks Ken would have had a silly grin on his face....
 

Yeeny

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Originally posted by: benchiu
Originally posted by: Yeeny
Originally posted by: Hammer
hahaha

i did that last week. my forearms burned after from turning the wheel. fun though.

the worst part was when it broke down, yet again, and ken drove by with my daughter, slowed down, and hissed youuuuu suckkkkk at me. argh, if he was any closer i would have shoved that spark plug where the sun don't shine.


Hmm, and that would be punishment? Me thinks Ken would have had a silly grin on his face....

haha, he probably would have, the freak. im showing him this thread for sure now.
 

NikPreviousAcct

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How the hell do you destroy four gocarts without anything like ramming them into trees or driving them off cliffs out in the middle of nowhere? You're on a closed track... how the hell do spark plugs just go freaking flying outta the car? That doesn't make sense...
 

Yeeny

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Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
How the hell do you destroy four gocarts without anything like ramming them into trees or driving them off cliffs out in the middle of nowhere? You're on a closed track... how the hell do spark plugs just go freaking flying outta the car? That doesn't make sense...

don't ask me! i was driving along with my son, and all of a sudden there was this loud pop, and the car just died. i think the mechanic was amazed too.
 

bcterps

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Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
How the hell do you destroy four gocarts without anything like ramming them into trees or driving them off cliffs out in the middle of nowhere? You're on a closed track... how the hell do spark plugs just go freaking flying outta the car? That doesn't make sense...

Maybe the load was too heavy.

*ducks*

 

NikPreviousAcct

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I honestly don't see any reason why you would be responsible for the destruction of those karts. Maybe they got too hot and couldn't handle being driven by a hottie redhead.
 

Yeeny

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Originally posted by: benchiu
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
How the hell do you destroy four gocarts without anything like ramming them into trees or driving them off cliffs out in the middle of nowhere? You're on a closed track... how the hell do spark plugs just go freaking flying outta the car? That doesn't make sense...

Maybe the load was too heavy.

*ducks*


ohhh your dead........ DEAD i tell you!!! :|

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
I honestly don't see any reason why you would be responsible for the destruction of those karts. Maybe they got too hot and couldn't handle being driven by a hottie redhead.

you however, get a cookie sir!
 

Yeeny

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Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Originally posted by: Yeeny
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Yeeny, I can't have a cookie. There's no cookie image.

Can I have a kiss instead?? :evil:

how about a.... :beer:


Beer followed by some tongue? Sweet.

haha, its amazing to me how men see what they want.

off topic, its not amazing to me to see a thread started by adul has beer, tongues and butt plugs in it.

 

NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: Yeeny
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Originally posted by: Yeeny
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Yeeny, I can't have a cookie. There's no cookie image.

Can I have a kiss instead?? :evil:

how about a.... :beer:


Beer followed by some tongue? Sweet.

haha, its amazing to me how men see what they want.

off topic, its not amazing to me to see a thread started by adul has beer, tongues and butt plugs in it.


Yeah, she's always getting that kind of attention, isn't she. :laugh:
 

Adul

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Originally posted by: Yeeny
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Originally posted by: Yeeny
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Yeeny, I can't have a cookie. There's no cookie image.

Can I have a kiss instead?? :evil:

how about a.... :beer:


Beer followed by some tongue? Sweet.

haha, its amazing to me how men see what they want.

off topic, its not amazing to me to see a thread started by adul has beer, tongues and butt plugs in it.


Its amazing how much money I get selling these things to you to
 
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