How often and what time of day do you shower?

[Brainonska511]

Always in the morning. Though, on lazy days, that might end up being the afternoon. Basically, sometime before I leave home for the day. Usually shower after I work out as well.

 

[edro]

every morning unless,
-hard workout
-soccer
-working outside in yard the next day

I hate going to work without a shower though.
My face is all oily, so I can't get a close shave, bed head and crusties in my eyes.

 

[nanette1985]

Morning.
Before a date.
Bedtime, if there's been a lot of activity.

 

[dank69]

Every week...Saturday night, whether I need one or not.

What are you, some sort of metrosexual?

 

[zinfamous]

4x:

8am; 11:30am; 4:45pm; ~2am

15 minutes, each time

--5 min shampoo; rinse, shampoo; 82 F water temp
--5 min body, face. soap; loofah vigorously; rinse; raise to 94 F water temp
--5 min rinse 2nd shampoo; rinse; temp down to 89 F

towel dry 3x.

 

[SamQuint]

The tripple S is "Shit, shower, and shave," in that order.

Crap I am doing it wrong

I usually shower then shave and then shit...

 

[ShawnD1]

Everyone does a little but someone once told me "You've gotta be a little dirty to be clean" ... this was coming from a Dr. to a guy that was washing himself daily with bleach and some other industrial cleaner.

lol

I'll let you guys in on a secret I discovered while working at mcdonalds venturing through the mountains of Peru. If you get really really dirty doing something like fixing a car or working in a greasy kitchen, the easiest way to get grease off your entire body is to take a bath in a little bit of dish soap. It works really well.

Crap I am doing it wrong

I usually shower then shave and then shit...

So the longest your ass is ever clean is maybe 5-10 minutes? Grats.

 

[Leros]

I shower in the morning. I'm too greasy to not shower after I wakeup.

I'd rather shower at night before bed so I can go to bed fresh and sleep a little bit later, but my damn oily skin and hair won't let me.

 

[preslove]

Crap I am doing it wrong

I usually shower then shave and then shit...

srsly? :hmm:

 

[bignateyk]

Once in the morning always. I will shower at night if I did something after work to get dirty (like working out, mowing the lawn, etc..).

 

[Farmer]

Stop stankin ShawnD1.

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

Once in the evening. Don't like laying in my bed dirty.

 

[nanette1985]

lol

I'll let you guys in on a secret I discovered while working at mcdonalds venturing through the mountains of Peru. If you get really really dirty doing something like fixing a car or working in a greasy kitchen, the easiest way to get grease off your entire body is to take a bath in a little bit of dish soap.

Dawn is the best brand for that. Don't ask me how I know.

 

[Leros]

Crap I am doing it wrong

I usually shower then shave and then shit...

You get clean, rub crap all over your face, and then get your arse all shitty.

You're doing it backwards, man.

 

[dank69]

You get clean, rub crap all over your face, and then get your arse all shitty.

You're doing it backwards, man.

I've never heard of anyone using shit for shaving cream. :hmm:
Is that the new thing?

 

[dpodblood]

Always first thing in the morning before work. I need it to wake up, and if I went to work without taking a shower first I would feel like a dirt, and my hair would be all messed up. I also usually shower after sex.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Every other month, it is necessary to conserve our most precious commodity, water.

 

[Newbian]

4x:

8am; 11:30am; 4:45pm; ~2am

15 minutes, each time

--5 min shampoo; rinse, shampoo; 82 F water temp
--5 min body, face. soap; loofah vigorously; rinse; raise to 94 F water temp
--5 min rinse 2nd shampoo; rinse; temp down to 89 F

towel dry 3x.

I would hate to see how bad your skin is as showering more then once, especially using hot water, is going to destroy it as many doctors recommend no more then once a day.

 

[ShawnD1]

I've never heard of anyone using shit for shaving cream. :hmm:
Is that the new thing?

Shaving cream is for dickwads. I shave in the shower, no cream or nothing.

warning: Only works with dull razors. Sharp razor will cut the shit out of your face.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Every other month, it is necessary to conserve our most precious commodity, water.

Well most tap water is fluoridated making it poisonous for human consumption. As long as you don't shower with natural rain water you aren't really wasting anything.

 

[simonizor]

Morning. I don't know how anyone can shower at night. I sweat far too much during the night and am usually very smelly by the time I wake up. That and having to deal with bed hair... NTY.

 

[dank69]

Shaving cream is for dickwads. I shave in the shower, no cream or nothing.

warning: Only works with dull razors. Sharp razor will cut the shit out of your face.

Huh, I never met anyone else that does this. I don't use dull razors though. I will use a little soap if I want a real close shave.

 

[dank69]

Morning. I don't know how anyone can shower at night. I sweat far too much during the night and am usually very smelly by the time I wake up. That and having to deal with bed hair... NTY.

Are you smelly because you haven't showered in 24 hours? Or did you ever try showering at night?

 

[BoomerD]

I've never heard of anyone using shit for shaving cream. :hmm:
Is that the new thing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8ffkDf0ol4

 

[TwiceOver]

Once between 5:00am and 5:15am every day.