How regular are you?

[AndrewR]

I swear I could set my watch by the time I have to "make a deposit" each morning. I don't even eat bran!

 

[convex]

heh, freak... that email on the big line prices will be on it's way later today

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Now you know how lozer feels every time he talks...

 

[Spoooon]

My roommate and I once kept a daily log of each "deposit". For 2 weeks we kept track of how many times we had to. We wanted to see who had to crap more times. I would have won, but a bad case of diarrhea on my part tied it up.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

wow... and to think I was just eating "Arroz Con Pollo".



Mexican food is no good when you're reading a thread like this... especially a dish called "chicken and rice."







It's even spicy...

 

[IBhacknU]

I've got better things to do than count crap!

 

[ElFenix]

"i sh!t bigger than you!"

 

[Mday]

thanks for mental image ElFenix. I'd hate to be your toilet...

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!-Fat Bastard

 

[Imaginer]

Anymore Fibercon and I will be constipated.

 

[Eli]

Every day

You're supposed to go #2 every day. If what you put into you doesen't come out, you've got serious problems. My mom's boss' husband has to wear a bag now, because he can't control when he goes. That's what happens when you don't go to the bathroom, and your colon becomes mush.

Blech.


Edit: Eating fibre won't make you constipated. Eating McDonalds without eating fibre will, though.

Your stool is supposed to be light brown, not sticky, and should pass easily. Optimally, it should float if you have proper intestinal flora, and are eating your fair share of fruits and vegies.

 

[RSI]

At first I didn't know wtf this thread was about.. lol.

I don't know, do I !@#$ing pay attention 'n count that shiet? nope

-RSI

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Just once a day after school.

 

[purplehayes]

Eli thanks, but that's more than I wanted to know.

PH

 

[oldandquitemad]

WAY WAY too much information...

 

[Total Refected Power]

Amazing how DIAHREA comes right after CONSTIPATION. Once the cork is popped the flood gates fly open.

Isn't toliet your best friend at that point?

 

[AndrewR]

Ok, well, how long have you gone between? I've always found that fascinating. When I went to college, the first year was a rather arduous experience (Virginia Military Institute), but instead of scaring the sh|t out of you, it just kept it locked inside. My friend went 10 days without. No sh|t, literally. Where in the hell does it go?

Keep in mind before you say that he was lying, we had an extremely rigid honor code that mandated expulsion for falsehoods.

convex: Thanks, I'll look for it.

 

[Total Refected Power]

The longest I went was 7 days. It was miserable. Terrible pains. The only remedy was to take what I call "THE BOMB". It was sodium citrate. Within 30 minutes I EXPLODED. The stuff really works for $1.49. However, for the next few days I was ruined. That stuff is powerful. Remember your intestine is something like twenty feet long. Lots of storage space!!

 

[Spoooon]

I believe you Andrew. I knew a guy in the Corps of Cadets here at A&M that went a week without doing #2. That was during FOW: Freshman Orientation Week.

 

[Farbio]

yeah, buddy, you tell number two who's boss!

 

[KingHam]

When my Grandfather was growing up his mother made him take a spoonful of cod liver oil if he didn't go twice a day. He said that he never lied either.

KingHam

 

[yakawictz]

I make deposites at my bank about twice a week...usually Tuesday and Friday....I don't like bran either

 

[Total Refected Power]

I just exploded. Too much pizza for dinner. My stomach hurt. Feel better now.

 

[JMaster]

about once every 4-6 days.. my friends tell me i should be worried... and the weird thing is since i got so seldom, you would expect it to be huge when i crap but it's not

 

[Sephiroth_IX]

When my ass feels heavy.