How to apologize to a woman?

[PunDogg]

keep your head down, don;t make direct eye contact with them, or else they may charge you. Also if they do attack, just play dead..... this is for women right??

Dogg

 

[yowolabi]

Originally posted by: Krye
How's this for my quicky poem I just wrote:

For the woman of my heart,
I desire most of you
a happy, happy life
full of laughter and shine
devoid of anger and strife
an existence full of joy
without the need of tears

For you, most beautiful of all women
I need to treat as a goddess
with long flowing hair
compliments I must not be modest

For Juliette is your name
so clear and innocent
I must never tarnish the name
with words of displeasure

For my love, my life
and my ever devotion
I apologize for words distraught
with feelings and thoughts
that don't suit a lady
the lady of my life

Shaddap! That's the best of my poetic ability

Wow. Well it's the thought that counts

 

[4Lclovergirl]

If your problem with her is not spending enough time otgether, make an effort to spend more time with her. Areyou allowed to hang out with her friends as well? Do you like them? If so, try and hang out with them and her, show her you want to be a part of her life. Just complaining about it and talking aboutit gets you no where. You both have to make an effort to see each other more, and be apart of each other's lives.

Yes, somedays she needs her friends and you need yours, but why can't you all be friends with each other's?

 

[Marshallj]

A REAL woman will not make you beg her. She'll understand.

Just like a REAL man will not make a woman beg him, he'll understand.


There's too many posers out there who want their ass to be kissed. If explaining the situation isn't enough, then maybe they're not the right person for you. I've been with my gf for 5 years, I can't say it's been that hard... you just need to find the right person.

 

[Geekbabe]

Just give her a bit of space! When I'm really upset it's hard to speak in a rational way and I try to take cover for a bit,having a bit of space means I can collect my thoughts and later discuss the issue in a calm way.

 

[jaeger66]

Originally posted by: Krye
How's this for my quicky poem I just wrote:

For the woman of my heart,
I desire most of you
a happy, happy life
full of laughter and shine
devoid of anger and strife
an existence full of joy
without the need of tears

For you, most beautiful of all women
I need to treat as a goddess
with long flowing hair
compliments I must not be modest

For Juliette is your name
so clear and innocent
I must never tarnish the name
with words of displeasure

For my love, my life
and my ever devotion
I apologize for words distraught
with feelings and thoughts
that don't suit a lady
the lady of my life

Shaddap! That's the best of my poetic ability

You are very brave to share. Well, it's not going to make anyone forget Wordsworth but chicks love crap like this. For the full effect give it to her in a little basket with your testicles. I'd say this fulfills your apology requirements, especially since it sounds like you had a legitimate gripe with her in the first place.

 

[LuNoTiCK]

Originally posted by: heartsurgeon

screwed up because I got jeolous last night that she's been hanging with other friends a lot lately and ignoring me. It got to the point that I got mad about it and blew up on her. We talked about it and it worked out but I need to show that I mean my apology as my track record kinda sucks right now.

you need to work on your self-esteem.. (nothing wrong with being a man!!!)
i don't find anything wrong with your original complaint about feeling ignored.
you felt ignored! apparently she doesn't think that's important.

i would have thought that she would have tried to
make you feel better - if she actually cared about you.

instead she's got you apologizing for wanting to spend more time with her???

wake up..she's screwing with you..time to move on..besides, "hanging wiith other friends a lot lately"... what is with that? i would be looking for someone new, because i can assure you that she is (or has already).

I agree with him, but you said theres more to the story than your telling. Well it appears that your not being a man either way.

 

[dirtboy]

Just say you're sorry, perhaps even talk about why you did whatever you did. Then if she's still going to be petty about it, point to the door and tell her to leave. Why waste your time with someone who is going to hold grudges and be immature? No reason to.

 

[styelers]

Communicate!

 

[Brutuskend]

wHEN IN DOUBT

$$$$ always helps.

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: TheCorm
If it's something really bad then you might want to consider an evening with the full works, pamper her, take her out for a movie, dinner....etc etc....

This is what I do...

 

[gotsmack]

Trick question. A REAL woman would have already accepted your apology, if it was sincere.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: SnapIT
Just talk to her about it... And be honest..

hahahaha

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
wHEN IN DOUBT

$$$$ always helps.

agreed, buy her forgiveness

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: Krye

I screwed up because I got jeolous last night that she's been hanging with other friends a lot lately and ignoring me. It got to the point that I got mad about it and blew up on her. We talked about it and it worked out but I need to show that I mean my apology as my track record kinda sucks right now.

Grab her hand, look her in the eye, tell her you're sorry you yelled at her, that you love her (assuming that's the case), and that you just want to be a little selfish with her for the night. Then lead her to a kitchen where you've prepared a nice meal and music.

Learn to cook or get someone to help you if you don't know how.

It worked for me once.

edit:
when you're eating be sure to have a real conversation. No mindless chit-chatting about nothing.

 

[TrueBlueLS]

Originally posted by: Krye
How do you apologize when you screw up with your girl? Chocolates and flowers have no effect. I suck as a poem writer, so what else does that leave? Post your thoughts!

Thanx!

Sounds like someone's SOL in the lovin department. :evil:

 

[GermyBoy]

Pull it out, let her look at it. If you really messed up, let her touch it.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: Krye
How do you apologize when you screw up with your girl? Chocolates and flowers have no effect. I suck as a poem writer, so what else does that leave? Post your thoughts!

Thanx!

Oral sex.


Seriously, just about every possible way to apologize has been covered in this thread. Apologize, mean it, do something nice for her and let bygones be bygones.

 

[Warthog912]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Take her shopping.

the key to 99.9% of women's hearts' is in buying them something. But like they said, it depends on how bad u screwed up-

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: GermyBoy
Pull it out, let her look at it. If you really messed up, let her touch it.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Perfectly timed! That kind of comment would usually get a

from me, but for some reason it just seemed hilarious there

 

[heartsurgeon]

Originally posted by: Krye
How's this for my quicky poem I just wrote:

For the woman of my heart,
I desire most of you
a happy, happy life
full of laughter and shine
devoid of anger and strife
an existence full of joy
without the need of tears

For you, most beautiful of all women
I need to treat as a goddess
with long flowing hair
compliments I must not be modest

For Juliette is your name
so clear and innocent
I must never tarnish the name
with words of displeasure

For my love, my life
and my ever devotion
I apologize for words distraught
with feelings and thoughts
that don't suit a lady
the lady of my life

Shaddap! That's the best of my poetic ability

to be totally honest -
this sounds really needy,
and like your grovelling.

based entirely on what you have said to date -
if this girl is "hanging with other friends a lot lately and ignoring me"
and you send her this poem - she's gonna get creeped out.

"Chocolates and flowers have no effect"
you are failing to understand a rather straightforward
message she is sending you.

when you get invoved in a adult relationship with a woman.
you've got to understand that purely emotional, romantic love is not
enough for a successful relationship. you have to get along and like each
other as well.

..you have to respect each other, you have to compromise with each other,
make each other happy, and to forgive each other when necessary.

infatuation is not sufficient for a relationship to work.
worshipping a goddess is not a relationship that's gonna make you happy.
I have know plenty of couples who "wildly loved each other" but "drove each other nuts"
none of these relationships work out.

good luck figuring it all out....