How to avoid making annoying posts

[CJZ]

1. Don't ask for medical advice.
2. Don't post a thread asking why your original thread was locked.
3. Use the search function.
4. No fedex and UPS do not deliver on Sunday.
5. No one cares what you are listening to right now. Stop the post-wh*ring.
6. google is your friend.

any other tips?

 

[VBboy]

If I order some medical advice from you guys, will it arrive next Sunday with UPS presuming I will be listening to Madonna on the radio?

 

[AndyHui]

Read the FAQs.

 

[ThisIsMatt]

Originally posted by: AndyHui
Read the FAQs.

Yes, mods also post as normal users.
No, you can't be a mod.
No, you can't have a custom title.
No, you can't have a custom avatar.
No, your sig can't have Crime & Punishment pasted into it.

 

[newbiepcuser]

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt

Originally posted by: AndyHui
Read the FAQs.

Yes, mods also post as normal users.
No, you can't be a mod.
No, you can't have a custom title.
No, you can't have a custom avatar.
No, your sig can't have Crime & Punishment pasted into it.

Wow Andy, your avatar is pretty close to what you look like, but I though you prefer pink t-shirts

 

[ElFenix]

please have your title have something to do with the body

 

[ThisIsMatt]

Oh, I forgot...

Yes, you're an idiot if you "*update*" a thread and don't put the update into the original post.

 

[AnyMal]

Here's couple more:

I don't care what you had for breakfast
I don't care what you had for lunch
I don't care what you'll have for dinner
I don't care if you can't get laid. Aquiring social skills and spending less time on the Internet just may help.
I don't care if your girlfriend left. This is not the end of the world, you can always find another one.
What the hell is the "movie trivia"?
If I see another "Thumper" thread I will sneak in whatever airfiled that kid is flying from and break his laptop, I swear
Pick your fights carefully. Insulting someones mother got people killed before.
I don't care if something you have is bigger then mine, it's all in how it's used
I don't care if your brother/father/cousin/neighbor/buddy/babysitter bought something cool. If it's not yours, no reson to brag.

 

[BigNeko]

HELP! I am in excrutiating pain and am bleeding profusely.

Do you guys think I should go to the hospital?

 

[Luden]

HOW TO MAKE GOOD POSTS, TYPE IN CAPS! ITS THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE!

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: BigNeko
HELP! I am in excrutiating pain and am bleeding profusely.

Do you guys think I should go to the hospital?

no you really should be calling fedex to confirm if they deliver on saturdays

btw they do, you just have to pay extra

 

[UnatcoAgent]

Originally posted by: CJZ
1. Don't ask for medical advice.
2. Don't post a thread asking why your original thread was locked.
3. Use the search function.
4. No fedex and UPS do not deliver on Sunday.
5. No one cares what you are listening to right now. Stop the post-wh*ring.
6. google is your friend.

any other tips?

Or I could just go about asking advice when I need it seeing as how this is simply a message board and nothing more, it is not my fault some people here have made this their actual 'hang out' since they have nothing better to do, getting annoyed by posts which they do not deem significant. Fact of the matter is that any post on here is just as insignificant as the next.

 

[StinkyPinky]

So how does one get to be a Mod anyway? I'm still fuming over the way the fascists treat me, and I feel it's unfair since i'm sick from something. I'm not sure what it is, but it makes my feet swell up. Does anyone know what it could be?

I'm also listening to Celine Dion's Titanic theme and want to buy it from Amazon. It goes down nice with the cheese and onion sandwich I'm having for lunch.

If I order a new Celine Dion CD from Amazon, will UPS deliver it? What about sundays? I find her music helps me get over my gf who left me for another women. My mother.

Thx.

 

[Pliablemoose]

1. Don't ask for medical advice.

I'm one of the morons who always responds to the requests, if you're not dying & want some advice on wether or not to drop $1K on an ER visit, post a note. If the respondents can't back up the advice with a link to a reputable site, ignore them... (BTW, I'm a professional & don't have to post links)

2. Don't post a thread asking why your original thread was locked.

If you banned for said post, don't re-register under an assumed name or gender either...

3. Use the search function.

WTF is this "search" you speak of?

4. No fedex and UPS do not deliver on Sunday.

Correct, but the security around the UPS/Fed Ex buildings is lax & you might be able to break in on Sunday & get your package.

5. No one cares what you are listening to right now. Stop the post-wh*ring.

If I post what I'm listening to every 3 minutes, using the post= postcount+1 theorum, assuming I listen to a new song every 3 minutes, I can bump my post count to 480 in a 24 hour period. With enough Mtn Dew or (insert caffinated beverage of choice here) I can post 480 times in a day.

6. google is your friend.

If Google ever goes to a subscriber based service we're all doomed.

 

[Geekbabe]

Don't forget to use phrases like "I'd hit it" as often as possible

Be sure to nag for "pics" whenever you suspect a woman is being discussed,bonus points if a dude is discussing his mother

Once you get the pics you hounded for,take your time and look em over carefully, be sure to post every single one of your observations however negative, women love constructive cristism and being told we're old,fat or too fugly is helpful to us, bonus points for use of "skank" "ho" "slut" and "whore"

 

[wfbberzerker]

7. People will not listen to you if you T4LK IN AOL KIDDIE SPEAK!!!11!1!! LOL

 

[Zim Hosein]

I'd hit it

edit:

 

[bozo1]

How about "Read the post before you reply."

UPS does offer Saturday delivery

He said Sunday, not Saturday.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: CJZ
any other tips?

keep your tips to yourself

and always use the Flamers Bible

The Golden Rule of Flaming
My flames will be witty, insulting, interesting, funny, caustic, or sarcastic, but never, ever, will they be boring.

Here endeth the scriptures.

 

[LeeTJ]

Dayuuumm

by the time you guys are finished there will be no point in having OT at all.

 

[911paramedic]

I like cheese.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: CJZ
1. Don't ask for medical advice.
2. Don't post a thread asking why your original thread was locked.
3. Use the search function.
4. No fedex and UPS do not deliver on Sunday.
5. No one cares what you are listening to right now. Stop the post-wh*ring.
6. google is your friend.

any other tips?

This thread is annoying, sort it out....