How to deal with someone stealing food?

[AchilleusGoyo]

I live in the university dormitory. In the beginning of term I left a cake in the fridge and the next day I discovered it had been stolen. Recently, the thieving has intensified. Only last week someone stole my food three times. Some other students have had it even worse. Pizza, fruits, desserts, yoghurt and eggs have vanished from our fridge. What’s more, a cettle and a frying pan have also been stolen from the kitchen. Some senior students said it was the same thing a year ago, and they had no idea whether it was someone from the school or an outsider. This gets everyone annoyed to the max and the atmosphere between students is tense. Can anyone suggest anything that could be done?

 

[mmntech]

Lace with laxatives?

 

[rcpratt]

Not the cettle!

 

[Modular]

Set a trap using a webcam or something else a little less creepy.


Edit: Or the yoghurt!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Lace with laxatives?

:thumbsup: Best idea ever!

 

[zerocool84]

Just make sure to put some special stuff on the food so they'll learn not to steal it.

 

[Nintendesert]

Put a camera then proceed to beat the living shit out of the food thief.

 

[sjwaste]

I had a minifridge and kept things in there. Solved that problem, except for my mooching roommate.

 

[Brainonska511]

Laxatives in food, webcam to monitor fridge, buy a minifridge to store your own stuff in your room...

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Put the food in a bag clearly labeled with your own name and lace with a deadly poison. The thief will eat it and die. The police will see the bag with your name on it and eliminate you as a suspect because you wouldn't poison your own food. When they question you offer up one of your enemies as a suspect saying he has a grudge against you.

Thief dead
All future thieves scared away
Enemy in jail
You in the clear

The perfect plan. You're welcome. One warning, do it quickly before one of your enemies tries it and names you as the suspect.

 

[Ns1]

Get minifridge for personal stuff. Have baking party with laxatives. Put "leftovers" in fridge. Put Saran wrap on toilet seats. Wait.

 

[JMWarren]

Silver Nitrate on the packaging...it'll be apparent who touched them...although you may get charged as its a little toxic.

 

[spacelord]

Get some easy to make microwave brownies.. stir in a package of Exlax, bake em and leave em in the fridge. cut a piece out so it looks like someone ate some of it. Someone will NOT be happy.

 

[Aquaman]

leave a not.

to who ever has eaten my food......... please go to a doctor and get checked out....... I have genital herpes on my mouth.

or set up a nanny cam in the kitchen.

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[schneiderguy]

This should be sufficient.

 

[slayer202]

where is this fridge...this is retarded

 

[rudder]

Laxatives in food, webcam to monitor fridge, buy a minifridge to store your own stuff in your room...

Syrup of ipecac is better. Laxatives will be noticed. Just a little syrup of ipecac in some drink or liquidy food and the thief will be praying to the porcelin god for hours.

 

[RavenSEAL]

Lace with laxatives?

This, you will quickly know from the loud moaning and the putrid gases that will flow out of the bathroom.

 

[Cpt.Picard]

Side note: Lol, I saw your other post on Ultimate-Guitar, Achilleus.

On topic: I like the idea of poisoning the food.
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[angminas]

Dear pathetic food thief,

The food stealing. Your heartbeat. One of these things will stop.


Yours,

Leon


P.S. I want my cettle back.

 

[DangerAardvark]

This should be sufficient.

Does that gun shoot knives?

 

[biostud]

Just put up a note saying that unfortunately someone has eaten your biological experiment containing flesh eating bacteria and should immediately seek medical attention.

 

[guyver01]

Coat the bag with flourescent tracking dye.
walk around floor with black light.
find person with blue covered hands/face
...
shoot to kill?

 

[DivideBYZero]

Web cam.
Laxatives.


All good suggestions, but OMG TEH CETTLE?! NOES!!!!11

 

[moshquerade]

Laxatives in food, webcam to monitor fridge, buy a minifridge to store your own stuff in your room...

:thumbsup:

all this advice is win.