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Lifer
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are you joking?

wow.... ok....

well...

step 1, no tongue for the first 15-20 seconds. just really soft kisses per lip... usually you wanna kiss the bottom lip 2 or 3 times for every time you kiss her top lip (and by kiss, i mean half kiss, half suck... not a real suck, though... you'll know when you get there... you just kinda touch her lip barely with your tongue right before you kiss it)

step 2, barely touch your tongue to both her lips right as you're about to kiss both of her lips at the same time... do that for like 5-10 seconds

step 3, do that a few more times (make sure not to caress her cheek with your thumb or anything unless you actually have feelings for her)... hold her low back firmy with one hand and her upper back with the other... then gently slide your hand that's on her upper-mid back down to her butt and grab a handful of cheek... not too hard, though... you're not trying to squeeze orange juice. then, after a squeeze, leave your hand there and then move your other hand to her other cheek. then, squeeze with both hands and hold for like 2 seconds and let go.

step 4, press your body against hers so that when you sprout wood (which, you undoubtably will, seeing how this is your first time), she'll feel it.

step 5, go a little deeper with your tongue, but not TOO deep. and make sure you've got aim enough not to slobber on her lips and mouth. you want your tongue in her mouth, not all around it.

and that's about it.... really quite simple to get a girl hooked after you kiss her.
 

Janet Reno

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"(make sure not to caress her cheek with your thumb or anything unless you actually have feelings for her)... "


lol

So, who here makes out with people they don't have feelings for?


"you're not trying to squeeze orange juice."

lol
 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: Janet Reno
"(make sure not to caress her cheek with your thumb or anything unless you actually have feelings for her)... "


lol

So, who here makes out with people they don't have feelings for?


"you're not trying to squeeze orange juice."

lol

are you joking? what are you, amish?
 

Soccerman06

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roll your tongue like you do when you roll the "r"s in spanish, also if you get low on here, try humming on the, well i cant say it here.
 

bmx045

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Close your eyes and stick out your tongue, get close to her face and use your tongue to navigate around her face until you find her mouth. Make sure you get a couple eye ball shots in there as well...don't be afraid to slime your initials onto her forehead. Girls can't get enough of it. When they're forced to shower after making out, pat yourself on the back.
 

The Batt?sai

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Originally posted by: Nik
You're going to suck your first time. Accept it. You're going to be absolutely horrible.

The only way to learn is to do it.

Good job about running to the internet, though. There's nothing sexier to a woman than a guy who asks a computer forum how to kiss.

:laugh:
 

Smartazz

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Originally posted by: MaxDSP
Give her the shocker when you're about to go in


///can't believe I'm wasting my Lifer post on this

r u crazy, u spent 5 years, yesterday, amazing you nailed lifer almost exactly 5 years ago, nice 10,000th post lol.
 
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